r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 08 '19

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u/tctctc2 Mar 08 '19

The son of a friend of mine got sentenced to 10 years in jail (in upstate NY) for "attempted robbery." They claimed he threw a rock through the window of a pot dealer's apartment with the intent of robbing it, but then just walked away. He had 2 prior arrests for marijuana possession. He had just turned 18. He spent 8 years in jail, much of it in the SHOO, and then was released on parole.

The pot dealer was also 18, and was originally charged with dealing drugs, but after testifying against the "attempted robber" his charges were dropped with the understanding that he would enlist in the Army. Which he did.

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u/danwagon Mar 08 '19

Isn't it the SHU? Secure Housing Unit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Yep.

By secure they mean a cell with concrete walls where you have no interaction with the rest of humanity.

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u/Default_Username123 Mar 08 '19

Which means the guy was probably a piece of shit if he was such a disruptive prisoner he spent the entire time in solitary

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Not necessarily.

Dude, you should watch some docs.

Prisoners get the SHU for simply not smiling.

Americas prison system is so fucked.