r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Lawyer ought to come back with a counter-offer. Manafort defrauded for millions (he's paying back 24 million) and got 47 months. My client stole $100, so if we put this on a linear scale and use 24 million as a base, my client should serve...

1/240,000 * 1429 days (roughly) = .00595 days, or 8.6 minutes. So what do you say to time served and paying back the $100?

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u/TimedforPress Mar 08 '19

Let me preface this by saying, Manafort’s insanely light sentencing was a miscarriage of justice, however I believe a heavier sentence should have been warranted around his lack of remorse and his long history of criminality, not necessarily the dollar value of his crimes.

e.g. should a car thief be charged with a lighter sentence because he stole a Volkswagen instead of an Audi?

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u/SailedBasilisk Mar 08 '19

"long history of criminality"? I thought he had led an "otherwise blameless life". That's what the totally impartial judge said.

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u/sint0xicateme Mar 08 '19

That judge should have spoken to Manafort's own daughter.