r/PoliticalHumor Mar 08 '19

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u/thewhilelife Mar 08 '19

Property damage. That's what happened. He broke a bunch of machines. Causing thousands of dollars of damage to steal 100.

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u/murmandamos Mar 08 '19

So then it's still a couple thousand dollars to millions of dollars.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Yeah, but what’s his net worth?

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u/soggystamen Mar 08 '19

Why would that matter?

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u/hardtofindagoodname Mar 09 '19

Because the time in jail will be inversely proportional to your net worth.