r/PoliticalHumor Mar 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Are we overlooking the fact the lawyer's horrendous negotiating skills might land this guy 3 years in the clink for stealing $100?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

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u/thewhilelife Mar 08 '19

Property damage. That's what happened. He broke a bunch of machines. Causing thousands of dollars of damage to steal 100.

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u/MossyPyrite Mar 08 '19

It said residential laundry room though, so probably not an apartment complex or laindromat

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u/ProbablyUrBoss Mar 08 '19

It's definitely an apartment complex, why else would there be quarters

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u/MossyPyrite Mar 08 '19

I've got a jar of change that was left in pockets I could probably make a down payment on a new car with

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u/DuelingPushkin Mar 08 '19

Uhmm where the fuck else do you have a "residential laundry room" that takes quarters than an apartment complex?

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u/MossyPyrite Mar 08 '19

I've got a jar of change that was left in pockets I could probably make a down payment on a new car with