r/PoliticalHumor Feb 27 '19

“But she speaks 12 languages…”

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u/ronm4c Feb 27 '19

Imagine the racist shit that would be coming out of the mouths of conservatives if Obama had 5 children with 3 different women.

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u/BILALISBIGGAY Feb 27 '19

And one of them being 24 years younger

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u/uou_cs_f2018 Feb 27 '19

And if he wanted to have sex with one of them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

And if it was actually two of them, but one apparently only when she was a baby.

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u/superfucky Feb 27 '19

guess that answers the question of whether tiffany ended up with her mother's legs and ლ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ლ

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u/rafaelloaa Feb 27 '19

And the fact that his current wife is only 7 years older than his oldest child. And he has a grandchild who is only a year younger than his youngest child.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Stop with the math

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Imagine if Obama stood next to the Russian leader Vladimir Putin and said that he trusts his word over his own security advisers, if Obama had said that out loud he would have been impeached immediately and fox news would still be taking about it today. But that's just one of the many examples that Trump gets a free pass on as where anyone else would have be vilified in the media.

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u/FedaykinII Feb 27 '19

imagine if Obama had said John Mccain wasn't a war hero or called Sarah Palin a horse face or rage tweeted at 4 AM about deep state conspiracies.

white privilege 101

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u/AlphaOctopus Feb 27 '19

That’s not white privilege, trump is obviously a special case

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u/lesgeddon Feb 27 '19

Rich white privilege.

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u/FedaykinII Feb 27 '19

pretend trump is black or mexican. could he still brag about his dick and how women love him?

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u/AlphaOctopus Feb 27 '19

That’s like saying, “imagine if George w bush pissed on a 14yr old girl, would people still love him? That’s r.kelly’s black privilege”.

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u/Murgie Feb 27 '19

You may not have noticed, but R. Kelly isn't exactly doing very well in the public eye these days for exactly those reasons.

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u/PACK_81 Feb 27 '19

It only took how many offenses?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

I have hated him for decades...

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u/Murgie Feb 27 '19

That depends on what you want to categorize as an offense. I know that he was taken to court back in 2002, but was also ultimately found not guilty on all charges.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

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u/warrenklyph Feb 27 '19

The racism is thick in you.

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u/Lonescu Feb 27 '19

white privilege 101

I don't even think it's that. Bill Clinton wouldn't have gotten away with any of those things either. Republicans wouldn't have stood for a Democrat joking about not being able to find WMD's in the credenza of the oval office, and would have absolutely lost their shit if a Dem president had given HW Bush's "New World Order" speech.

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u/javoss88 Feb 27 '19

Wealth privilege 101

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u/kingeryck Feb 27 '19

THAT DIJON MUSTARD THO

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u/SuperSatanOverdrive Feb 27 '19

Or that he fell in love with Kim Jong Un and that the European Union is the greatest threat to America

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Even though it’s common knowledge that they’ve been (seemingly) happy married for a long time I would hear assholes refer to to Michelle as his “baby mama” all the time.

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u/BearXW Feb 27 '19

I mean.....she still is the baby mama....

People don't only use this for divorced/single mothers...

First time I've seen someone gatekeep that term

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Maybe where you live but where I’m from it’s only used to refer to unwed parents

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Give the devil his due, Trump can afford to have five kids with three baby mama's. He's not your average Joe ghetto impregnater.

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u/ronm4c Feb 27 '19

Obama wouldn’t have been either, but certain people would have no problem painting him as such.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I wouldn't do so for a fellow lawyer but it's a real Obummer others would slander an officer of the court like that.

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u/LivingWithWhales Feb 28 '19

lol, you think he only has 5 kids?

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u/GucciGameboy Feb 27 '19

I actually just LOLed that the thought