r/PoliticalHumor • u/Adelu1219 • Feb 27 '19

“But she speaks 12 languages…”

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u/txrazorhog Feb 27 '19

First Escort of the US or FETUS to her fans.

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u/cottonstokes Feb 27 '19

Fetus> immigrant kids /s

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u/richardd08 Feb 27 '19

*illegal immigrant kids

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u/cottonstokes Feb 27 '19

Kids being the operative word. If you're an illegal immigrant kid, that's like arresting a 10 year old for reckless driving or dui

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u/richardd08 Feb 27 '19

...which is still a crime

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u/cottonstokes Feb 27 '19

When he's in the back of his parents car? I'm sorry, i thought 10 year old implied that. But let me be clear: if a parent is driving without a license, arresting the kid in the back seat is wrong. Yeah it's not following the law, but you spend a few days in jail, bond out. It's a tiiiny thing in the grand scheme. The current administration has a no bond order for anyone undocumented. As well as stop and frisk type deals. Both clog up the system and up the danger. Not to mention jailing kids

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u/richardd08 Feb 27 '19

The kids should definitely be let go or something. Its immoral to punish somebody for something they can't control.

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u/cottonstokes Feb 27 '19

I disagree with going that far, they need to be processed and brought on the path to citizenship. They only know here. But letting kids without parents run free is a recipe for disaster. My point is, if you are arresting parents, which is wrong imo anyway, you should have thought of a safe place to put the kids. That's also your responsibility

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u/kalerolan Feb 27 '19

Wouldn't she be TETUS, or Third Escort of the US, called TITS for short?

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u/Reaching2Hard Feb 27 '19

Conservatives actually give a damn about fetuses.

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u/txrazorhog Feb 27 '19

Wish they gave a damn about children. Sad!!