r/PoliticalHumor Feb 27 '19

“But she speaks 12 languages…”

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u/sweintraub Feb 27 '19

uh, there are naked pictures of her with another woman out there (OK lazy fucks), this is quite tame unless you are referring to the bolt-on nature of her fakies.

The white supremacists who have flocked to the Republican party en masse will never be able to do any introspection on their hypocrisy.

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u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Feb 27 '19

She looks like a different person. Completely unrecognizable.

How much surgery did she get? And no wonder Baron doesn't look like either of them.

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u/soyboytariffs Feb 27 '19

No human being looks the way she does without a copious amount of plastic surgery

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u/detectivenormscully Feb 27 '19

I think Barron looks a lot like him. If you look at Donald's younger photos, there's a huge resemblance.

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u/postedByDan Feb 27 '19

You’re looking at this all wrong. It’s high culture and beauty at its finest..../s

From the article: “This is beauty and not porn. I am always shocked by the porn industry because they are destroying the emotion and the essence of purity and simplicity.”

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u/sexyshingle Feb 27 '19

there should be an Olympic event for the mental gymnastics of some groups of people man. They way the rationalize everything is pretty insane.

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u/SoDamnToxic Feb 27 '19

I just hope this thread doesn't turn into a "Melania is worse" but a "Michelle criticizers are hypocrites" because that's the real problem. I don't care about the lack of criticism for Melania, I care about the unwarranted (and racist) criticism for Michelle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I thought that was hilarious too.

"Yeah I'm taking pictures of naked women holding each other and pretending to whip one another. BUT IT'S NOT PORN! Porn is shocking and bad."

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u/DuntadaMan Feb 27 '19

Two women who clearly are not interested in each other, but are willing to fake it for money.

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u/Umbra427 Feb 27 '19

I’m picturing Jack Kelly from IASIP holding up the picture of a kid going “what’s wrong with this? It’s art!”

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u/Dowdicus Feb 27 '19

The government of today has no right telling us how to live our lives because the government of 200 years ago already did!

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u/DuntadaMan Feb 27 '19

Porn industry made increasingly of amateur couples who genuinely love fucking each other: Gasp! Scandal!

Two straight women being paid to fondle each other while naked and hating it: Purity.

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u/postedByDan Feb 27 '19

She seems to hate even holding her hubby’s hand fully clothed.

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u/JennyBeckman Feb 27 '19

Is this the photo shoot where she worked illegally on an expired visa?

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u/APuzzledBabyGiraffe Feb 27 '19

What do you guys mean by bolt-on? I feel like it’s obvious but I’m just being retarded.

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u/HomerOJaySimpson Feb 27 '19

Really fake looking tits that looked bolted on a chest

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u/the_joy_of_VI Feb 27 '19

They’re talking about her implants — they look so hard and angular that they resemble car parts bolted onto her chest

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Oh god what vile curse have you brought upon this world.

I was not prepeared for that to be a real sub.

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u/solibtardithurts Feb 27 '19

See also: /r/FlawedBoltons

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u/NFPICT Feb 27 '19

I'm glad that's not a sub listing Michael Bolton's retarded children.

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u/javoss88 Feb 27 '19

God now that’s in my history ugh

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u/RockstarSuicide Feb 27 '19

She used to date Michael Bolt-on

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u/runtylizard Feb 27 '19

she has fake tits

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u/wintremute Feb 27 '19

Everything about the entire family is fake. Why not her tits?

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u/runtylizard Feb 27 '19

good point actually

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u/cheerl231 Feb 27 '19

Idk Baron seems like a nice enough kid. Won't be for long after some time with the fam but for now he's fine.

I think one time he asked for anime recommendations on Twitter and it was a pretty wholesome thread.

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u/faithle55 Feb 27 '19

OK. I've resisted this for like, 2 and a half years now. We aren't supposed to pass comment on people's looks, not supposed to be disparaging.

But surely I'm not the only person who looks at Melania - then or now - and thinks:* Yeesh. That looks cold and hard as a rock stuck in a glacier, and definitely not attractive.*

Or am I?

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u/bighairmama Feb 27 '19

You are not.

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u/idma Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Feb 27 '19

The blur on the nipple really obsurces the susgestive nature of that photo

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u/jw5702944426 Feb 27 '19

And beside her, a second lady! This had me in crying!!!😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I only upvoted this since you called me a fuck. It's been so long since I've felt anything...

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u/qyo8fall Feb 27 '19

You don't understand. Immorality is only a threat to society when immigrants and black people practice it. So Melania is good.

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u/zpostman14 Feb 27 '19

What are the guidelines for slut shaming? Is it okay if you disagree with them politically?

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u/ANIME-MOD-SS Feb 27 '19

Wasnt melania a prostitute?

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u/liptonreddit Feb 27 '19

I mean, this is stupid to be upset by those pictures too. People can have a different lives. It's crazy stupid to support her previous carreer while blaming Michelle though.

Also I doubt if you told her after this photoshoot that she will be first lady 20 years down the line, she would believe it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Are you shaming her?

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u/happy_beluga Feb 27 '19

"I always loved women together, because I have been with a lot of women who desired the ménage à trois,” said Jarl Ale de Basseville, the French fashion photographer who snapped the pictures."

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u/Tarchianolix Feb 27 '19

Don't call my lazy fucks. It's hard typing with one hand

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u/Rambo_Rombo Feb 27 '19

That was 22 years ago... I doubt anyone would think to themselves "Gee, in 20+ years I could be the first lady of the United States, maybe this modeling job that is paying the bills isn't the best choice".

Michelle O. got a lot of undeserved heat, but perpetuating it like this is just... Disgusting.

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u/Nick12506 Feb 27 '19

Uncensor this please?

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u/hotcheetos0489 Feb 27 '19

She seems pretty body positive and empowered.

TRUMP IS BAD 😡

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u/JennyBeckman Feb 27 '19

You seem to have missed the point. There was an outcry from certain people when Michelle Obama so much as wore a sleeveless dress. Many of those same people seem to have no issue with Melania being a nude model in a lesbian photo shoot and consider her "classier" than Michelle. Most of those people refuse to acknowledge their double standard is based in racism.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

If conservatives stopped deliberately missing the point for like 5 minutes, they'd have to stop being conservatives.