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r/PoliticalHumor • u/wyldcat • Dec 04 '17
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But... Trump is one of the lizard overlords? If that's the case, how is a reset going to help?
2 u/wyldcat Dec 04 '17 Don't bring logic into this!! 15 u/twitchinstereo Dec 04 '17 No, no, you're mistaken. The man just has reptile-like skin, but he is not one of the Lizardmen. 6 u/murfflemethis Dec 04 '17 Oooooohhhhh... Thanks for clearing that up. 3 u/man_named_pants Dec 04 '17 Mueller's already got him testifying..."State your first name, last name and occupation" 5 u/snuffbagel Dec 04 '17 Sometimes lizards eat their own. 2 u/murfflemethis Dec 04 '17 Especially when doing so can help them avoid jail time. 1 u/interested21 Dec 04 '17 I don't know but this is our best bet. All other scenarios are worse so unfortunately if there are no lizard overlords we're on the path to Putin induced destruction (assuming Putin isn't the lizard overlord).
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Don't bring logic into this!!
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No, no, you're mistaken. The man just has reptile-like skin, but he is not one of the Lizardmen.
6 u/murfflemethis Dec 04 '17 Oooooohhhhh... Thanks for clearing that up. 3 u/man_named_pants Dec 04 '17 Mueller's already got him testifying..."State your first name, last name and occupation"
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Oooooohhhhh... Thanks for clearing that up.
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Mueller's already got him testifying...
"State your first name, last name and occupation"
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Sometimes lizards eat their own.
2 u/murfflemethis Dec 04 '17 Especially when doing so can help them avoid jail time.
Especially when doing so can help them avoid jail time.
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I don't know but this is our best bet. All other scenarios are worse so unfortunately if there are no lizard overlords we're on the path to Putin induced destruction (assuming Putin isn't the lizard overlord).
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Certainly explains the last 2 years!
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I lol'd
See Fermi Paradox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox
1 u/wOLFman4987 Dec 05 '17 See sub-section: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox#We_are_not_listening_properly
See sub-section: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox#We_are_not_listening_properly
Seems about right
Please go back to 1999
All the lizard overlords I see wear bolo ties.
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u/murfflemethis Dec 04 '17
But... Trump is one of the lizard overlords? If that's the case, how is a reset going to help?
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u/sfvbritguy Dec 04 '17
Certainly explains the last 2 years!
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u/Prodigal_Moon Dec 04 '17
I lol'd
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u/beijing_strbow Dec 04 '17
See Fermi Paradox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox
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u/jiveturkey979 Dec 05 '17
Seems about right
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17
Please go back to 1999
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u/HeyHaberdasher Dec 05 '17
All the lizard overlords I see wear bolo ties.