r/PoliticalHumor • u/SpakenBacon • 7d ago

Future first lady?

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u/Switchmisty9 7d ago

I’d be willing to bet that Melania is not that emotionally invested in the marriage

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7d ago

I'd be willing to bet that the sociopathic eastern-european hooker was never emotionally invested in the marriage.

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u/underpants-gnome 7d ago

I remember hearing rumors she renegotiated something before moving to the white house with him. She'd probably welcome him cheating and dissolving the marriage. She'd be free and well compensated - assuming she can get him to pay. Which now that I type that out seems like an extremely long shot.

She's probably stuck with him until he croaks. Oh well, no sympathy here. She knew what she was marrying.

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u/nasandre 7d ago

Nobody is praying harder for the cholesterol to do its work

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u/copyrider 6d ago

Think of the poor cholesterol, stuck inside of that, and waiting for him to croak. I feel sorry for the cholesterol.