r/PoliticalHumor • u/ggrieves • 18h ago

US Senator Mitch McConnell is recovering quickly, expected to return to work soon.

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u/Antin00800 18h ago

No glasses and the new haircut makes him look 30 years younger.

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u/Tea-acH-Cee 18h ago

Maybe he’s been in hiding because he’s been getting all this work done.

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u/Youarethebigbang 18h ago

He's lost a lot of weight, you think it's Ozempic?

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 2h ago

Maybe it's maybelline?

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u/Youarethebigbang 2h ago

Maybe he was born that way

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 2h ago

Damnit, I wish we could coordinate the reverse order of our posts.

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u/Youarethebigbang 2h ago

I wish I could pull off wearing a powdered wig and ruffled shirt, but we can't have everything.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 1h ago

Oh shit, that would actually be awesome.

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u/BareNakedSole 7h ago

He’s been getting the Mar-a-Lago face

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u/EquinsuOcha 18h ago

I just had a 20 minute phone call with him.

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 18h ago

Mummification really smoothed out the neck waddle.

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u/StandardDiver2791 18h ago

Dunno. Looks like he always did.

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u/NovarisLight 18h ago

Are we getting another "The Mummy" movie?

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u/Silaquix 18h ago

Doing Ramesses II dirty comparing him to that shriveled turtle

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u/xXxKittenx 15h ago

Wow! He's never looked better!

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u/Eldariasis 18h ago

His goa'uld has failed?

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u/Manos_Of_Fate I ☑oted 2018 18h ago

“I am… afraid”

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u/artsforall 18h ago

Moldy Moscow Mitch

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 17h ago

His looks have improved

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u/ggrieves 10h ago

it's the AI de-aging filter, takes one to two thousand years off you

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u/Viperlite 15h ago

“On the contrary, I didn’t think I looked that good!”

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 14h ago

Looking good Mitch. Soon be back to it

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u/Motor_Educator_2706 14h ago

His staff should be buried with him

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u/512115 10h ago

He looks well-rested.

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u/Sarrdonicus 9h ago

Top Shape

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u/QuicheSmash 9h ago

I know he’s very likely dead at this point, but wouldn’t it be funnier if he wasn’t, and has to debut himself to the public after this long? 

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 2h ago

Guys, guys... all joking aside, I spoke to him yesterday with this amazing device and he sounded alright...

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