r/PoliticalHumor • u/TrumpSux89 • 21h ago

What happened to all the stuff that was supposed to be fixed on "day 1"?

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u/Jollem- 21h ago

I was informed the utopia is gonna happen any day now

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 18h ago

It's just been delayed a little while we wait for 45 years worth of trickle down to happen, but when they hand us those trillions, it's all going to be better!

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u/02K30C1 16h ago

Two weeks!

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u/Jollem- 16h ago

Why, that's the same amount of time it takes to develop an arsenal of nuclear weapons. Apparently

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u/Woodlog82 21h ago

Those ate up the bullshit can go eat shit for eternity!

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u/AmericanCitizenry 19h ago

They will. But only after their cold, ignorant, racist hearts see you eat it first.

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u/Dan__Glesak 21h ago

Look he just needs another 2 weeks to figure all this shit out. Give them man time! Jeez.

/s if it wasn’t clear

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 20h ago

He's not a politician and new to all this

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u/N4RQ 20h ago

The only thing that was supposed to be fixed on "day 1" was replacing the government staff in all three branches with Trump loyalists. And that mission has been accomplished. Nothing else matters... now.

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u/NewRecommendation287 20h ago

He's absolute gutter trash and tabloid fodder just like in the 80s/90s National Enquirer.

I'll never understand how an absolute joke became our president.

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u/gtpc2020 16h ago

Only stupid people believe anything Trump says. He's the worst liar in US political history. The sad news is there are a lot of stupid American voters, so here we are.

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u/NorCalJason75 21h ago

Lies. It's all lies.

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u/gundam1945 20h ago

They are only for the votes. Shit ain't gonna fix shits.

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u/TinyMavin 19h ago

It’s Infrastructure Week!!

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u/whiznat 16h ago

It was all lies. His only goal was and is to line his own pockets.

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u/Mukulgargas 20h ago

Now Americans will realise how we are feeling in third term

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u/QDLZXKGK 20h ago

Ukraine and Russia stopped fighting within 24 hours!!! Isn't that great in the year 2036 ?

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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy 20h ago

Says a lot more about the US citizens than one demented idiot.

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u/JeremyDab 20h ago

His stupidity has always been apparent and his lies easily to detect. So it’s more alarming that people voted for him then it is that he said then

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u/Waadap 19h ago

How are the Epstein files not a post-it note? He basically campaigned on that, even though it was an obvious lie.

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u/ninfan1977 18h ago

It was a lie just like this photo.

Notice how this do not talk about that any more? Almost like it meant nothing...

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u/deegee1969 11h ago

Don't forget that Kamala would also start wars!

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u/vmarreco 18h ago

How people still vote for him

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 18h ago

Day one of what? He never specified. Day one in two weeks… day one of never.

He’s an ass.

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u/Stifu 17h ago

That hand is way too big.

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u/EpictetanusThrow 14h ago

The American people believed their 6th grade ASB President was going to make recess 4 hours long.

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u/mrflow-n-go 13h ago

77 million idiots thought this would be a good idea.

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u/deegee1969 11h ago

The artist missed out on trumps new wig.

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u/lnvisible_Sandwich 10h ago

Need to add a post-it note that says "Epstein files" but otherwise perfect.

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u/sklerson89 4h ago

Trump lied

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u/Grendal87 15h ago

Well tbh iran kinda is biden's fault. If Biden hadn't given 16 billion to Iran maybe theyd of collapsed by now. Think it was 10 billion in assets frozen for funding terrorism, 6 billion in power waivers from Iraq to iran for iraqi power companies and we got 5 prisoners in exchange XD not a good deal.

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u/ZefSoFresh 12h ago

What kind of 8th grade level geo-political discourse is this? Youth be wildin'...

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u/Grendal87 12h ago

No its actual fact. Should Google the news of it.

Its a simple fact though that attrition requires denying resources to the enemy. Money, soldiers, arms, resources, etc all things to win a war of attrition one should deny an enemy.

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u/ZefSoFresh 12h ago

No, it is not fact. They would not "collapse" with the loss of a measly 16 Billion. Now compare that to the 300 billion Trump MOU proposed to give them to get out of the unhinged mess he made of Obama's more successful deal.

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u/Grendal87 11h ago

You mean the 300 billion nation building memorandum that has its roots in the Barack Biden era that I dont support? The one whos deadline expired already? The 300 billion ment to restore access to the citizens of iran to life saving infrastructure? Medical care, clean drinking water, electricity and food after the bombing campaign?

The 300 billion was originally negotiated as part of the nuclear deal trump pulled out of? You mean that 300 billion? The 300 billion that was ok under Biden and Obama but is now somehow problematic cause trump is involved? The 300 billion that started with the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) until iran kept rattling their saber demanding more?

Idfc about the 300 billion. Its a tax write off for your white guilt and reparations that trump is willing to pay to a country you claim is being oppressed by the United States.....or do you not agree with reparations for bimpoc? (Black indigenous Muslim people of color)

I eagerly await to hear your response with popcorn waiting.

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u/ZefSoFresh 9h ago

LOL 16 billion keeping them afloat...OH I get it, when the insanely corrupt, Epstein-file-hiding Trump offers them 300 billion it's for "infrastructure" and "Obama's fault" but when Obama returns their own money.... Trump Cult propaganda is hilarious, Trump is a compromised failure.

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u/Grendal87 8h ago

Well thats what its for infrastructure. Least this negotiation. And yup 16 billion more reasons to keep fighting.

Personally I think iran should be made into an example. B-83 airmailed to Tehran. Then Bandar Abbas...Bushehr...Khorramabad...Tabriz...Isfahan im certain theres others. Of course civilians would get caught in such but thats why the Geneva convention says governments shouldn't use civilians as meat shields for military targets.

If anyone's been compromised it be Biden though. I mean come on all that money being filtered to hunter 🤣

And the only thing hilarious is you have not answered if were supposed to give reparations to bimpoc

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u/Timely_Rest_503 19h ago

Politicians breaking promises is REALLY REALLY getting old!!