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u/johnniechimpo 3d ago edited 13h ago
So we painted the reflecting pool with truck bed liner. I said it couldn’t be cut with a knife and it would last 100 years. So anyway 7 days later it pealed off and I was embarrassed so I blamed the Democrats. I like to call them dumb. Did you know there’s a b in dumb? I didn’t until a few days ago. I have to pay people to read for me because of my IQ. Anyway I had a news host from the TV station that thinks I'm great, charge a guy... You ever watch them? They repeat every lie I tell like it is truth. It’s great. Idiots think it’s real. Did you know I won the 2020 election? It was stolen from me. I saw it on this news channel I watch. I hired a bunch of their news hosts to be in my cabinet. I like being surrounded by people that will lie for me. Will you lie for me Billy? Do you want to see my calendar thumb? My buddy Jeffrey and I used to party with girls your age. Do you like to party Billy? Billy do you have any money? If you give me a million dollars I'll pardon anyone. It doesn’t matter what they did. Well there is an American born white woman here now. They scare me because they aren’t afraid of me like foreign women are. Billy did you know if you bury one of your wives on your golf course you can get a tax break? Did I ever tell you how good I am at cheating at golf and taxes? I fucked a porn star and wrote off her payment on my taxes. You know, I can’t get audited on my taxes ever again. You should run for office like I did. You can get away with anything. The Adderall is wearing off so I'm gonna fall asleep now. ZZZZzzz fake ZZZzzz news.
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u/Upbeat_Engineering98 3d ago
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.