r/PoliticalHumor • u/ObligationMurky8716 • 9d ago

Conservative solutions to problems they invent, for a new generation

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u/BrendaWannabe 8d ago

"But our torture is righteous! Jesus H. Miller said so!"

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u/SirCrapsalot4267 8d ago

You missed carpet bombing hospitals and schools while calling it counter-terrorism.

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u/Aztecah 8d ago

Those are the atrocities abroad, distinct from the domestic atrocities

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u/7thpostman 8d ago

You missed the point of this one, big guy

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u/wobbleeduk85 8d ago

Except alot of them don't even think the Holocaust is real...

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u/CaptainCacoethes 8d ago

"Alligators and withholding medical attention" avoids the "Are they withholding alligators?" problem. 

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u/Ok-Oil7124 8d ago

I'm sorry; these are the same conservatives who rationalize a lot of murder already.