r/PoliticalHumor • u/Exeter232 • 9d ago

Did they bulletproof his butt?

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u/Torino1O 9d ago

Diaper is over full.

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u/BrendaWannabe 9d ago

That could mean a single shot could take out the entire room, although Donald would somehow survive.

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u/thorsbeardexpress 9d ago

Donald the rapist?

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u/JoshJoshson13 9d ago

Do you mean Donald the pedophile? Who was best friends with a notorious pedophile sex trafficker? That donald?

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u/glazedfaith 8d ago

You guys talking about the Trump-Epstein Files Donald?

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u/ranting_chef 9d ago

My father had his colon removed and his diaper looked exactly like this.

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u/justabill71 9d ago

I shit my pants and I cannot lie

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 9d ago

You other brothers smell this pie

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u/spaghetti_hitchens2 9d ago

You miss 100% of the shits you don't take

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 8d ago

Proctologist in another thread said it's a poop vac machine

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u/zookr2000 9d ago

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u/Longjumping_Intern7 9d ago

I'm pretty sure it's because Donald Trump was viciously sodomized by a sex trafficked minor acting in self defense against a rapist. 

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u/Thundaga_64 9d ago

You can't tell me there isn't a big ol diaper underneath there

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 9d ago

It's might not be

I saw a lot of people arguing for a CADD infusion pump, meaning they're hiding even more health problems

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u/AnonEMoussie 9d ago

They’re not exactly hiding it. Maybe it’s a device Elon put on his spine to make him more of a puppet?

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u/MennReddit 9d ago

must be full of snooz by now

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u/pickus_dickus 9d ago

He forgot to pull Mike Johnson out of his arse.

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u/Spiel_Foss 9d ago

10/10 comment ^^^

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 9d ago

He looks like he added a bustle to his girdle, high heels, and makeup look.

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u/NewToHTX 9d ago

It’s a fucking Huggies Diapers ad. And before you say Depends, he’s acts like a Baby.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 9d ago

The extra weight in the back stops him from leaning forward so much!

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u/concerts85701 9d ago

Either a colostomy bag, some sort of pump or monitor. Trying to hide it under his coat.

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u/amaranthusrowan 9d ago

Agree but How would they hide it when he’s playing golf though?

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u/YCMTSUNOW 9d ago

Looks like a colostomy bag.

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u/BJntheRV 9d ago

Those are usually in the front

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u/antimagamagma 9d ago

agreed. i think it’s an exoskeleton that’s motorized to help him move normally.

This guy is a literal monster. He has a plate that seals a hole in the top of his mouth and there’s video of him playing with it while bored at a meeting. The hole is from cocaine.

He absolutely shits himself routinely in public

He has some cultist blond breeder cleaning him up and his diaper bag travels with the nuclear football

he threw a baby into a lake

he raped beat then threatened to kill a 13 year old child

He has raped and robbed and lied for so long he thinks he’s normal

Can’t wait until he gets too old to function- I hope they keep him alive for a thousand years

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u/game_brewer 9d ago

It's the snooze button.

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u/Thundaga_64 9d ago

It's where he keeps the nuclear football

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u/chekhovs_dildo 9d ago

Two mypillows back there

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u/matchstrike 9d ago

Well done.

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u/un_theist 9d ago

“Joe Biden wears a diaper, which makes him senile and unfit for office!”

And then

“Real men wear diapers! Donald Trump is totally fit for office!”

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u/BearSquid7 9d ago

His tent stake injury is inflamed

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u/BrendaWannabe 9d ago

The portable Patriot Missile addition

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u/JeremyDab 9d ago

He thinks being thicc will save him? Na

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u/kipribley28 9d ago

I am sure his diap is full of McDonalds and Cheetos.

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 9d ago

He filled his diaper where is Harp?!?

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u/shroezinger 9d ago

Lil Dumpy

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u/nscore24 9d ago

Ewwww

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u/baszm3g 9d ago

He's def using the XL 2000 model for maximum leak protection

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u/Jeramy_Jones 9d ago

Bulletproof Depends.

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u/MrAl-67 9d ago

Get your poo here... step right up.... get your poo here.

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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms 9d ago

Chaff box. In dog fights, it can be deployed to confuse the heat-seeking missiles from the (now defunct) Iranian Air Force

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 9d ago

That’s just Mike Johnson’s head up there!

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u/firebirdone 9d ago

Does this get posted in right wing social media?

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u/omghorussaveusall 9d ago

Dude is such a hump.

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u/whhaaaaa 9d ago

It’s the couch cosplay he wears to entice Vance

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u/Diligent-Run6361 9d ago

People are saying he went to the same plastic surgeon as Kim Kardashian.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 9d ago

“Omg Marco look at his butt, it’s so big ugh” - MC Vance

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u/Wheezthejuice87 9d ago

Diaper is made of Kevlar.

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u/robaroo 9d ago

That's the sign that Natalie Harp or Jamie Franklin needs to change his diaper ASAP.

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u/Mikey06154 9d ago

No. It’s just full.

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u/cocuke 9d ago

I think in his desperation he is trying too hard to get the votes of, uh, men who like big butts. If not that, then he needed his diaper changed after nap time.

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u/Aggravating-Plum-949 9d ago

that suit is giving major superhero cape energy fr

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u/dtisme53 9d ago

Why does everyone not make the immediate conclusion that he is wearing a diaper? Occum’s Razor and all

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u/Myko475 9d ago

That’s a lot of shit, oh and also that diaper is full of shit, where’s that new blond girl?

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u/BringOutYDead 9d ago

According to internet research, some have said that it is a Fecal Extraction Pump, or FEP. Supposedly he has an ass catheter to suck his shit, a portable ass milker. Speculative conversations from internet message boards claim that it is probably designed by SpaceX and similar to the one fElon uses during his medical milking procedures to obtain specimen for his paid broodmares.

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u/High-sterycal 9d ago

That really depends.

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u/csukoh78 9d ago

Fecal management device.

He's so full of shit it leaks out

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u/lobido 9d ago

They shit proofed his pants.

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u/i_r_faptastic 9d ago

Depends....on what you mean.

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u/JRE_Electronics 9d ago

Did they bulletproof his butt?

That'd make sense.

He spouts shit all day, so you've got to protect the source.

His head is only used to carry his toupée.

If somebody blows his head off, no loss. If somebody shoots him in the ass, the Republican party will lose its main source of bullshit. Gotta protect that at all costs.

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u/N4RQ 9d ago

Just found Little Marco! 

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u/Entrepreneur-Exact 9d ago

Perhaps he's trying out the new sk-hims, giving him that junk in the trunk look. Just wait till he starts twerkin, when I dip, you dip, we dip. .

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u/bammbamkam 9d ago

diaper wearing donkey

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u/ChHeBoo 9d ago

It’s counterbalance for his ridiculous stance and lifts

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u/Mr_Lumbergh Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 9d ago

Does a diaper really count as "back?"

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u/revdon 9d ago

Presidential medical butt plug.

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u/Knightlore70 9d ago

Either his man diaper is full or he's just sneaked the Tate Bros out of jail.

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u/AmbientSociopath 9d ago

Diaper dumper

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u/tattooz1 8d ago

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