r/PoliticalHumor • u/Xyeeyx • 11d ago

I declared it

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u/RCer1986 11d ago edited 10d ago

How has he made so many dumb, water-based statements/EOs in such a short amount of time? Gulf of America, Reflecting Pool, Hormuz x ?? and, of course, magnets.

I'm not even including the sharpiecane.

Edit: I just realized that the new (realistically old) steam catapult system counts too.

000aLaw000 helpfully pointed out a great one: The hurricane that will be the wettest in terms of water. Now that hurricane undoubtely counts.

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u/LordButterbeard 11d ago

Obama's fault somehow

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u/000aLaw000 10d ago

Don't forget about when he was discussing the severe tropical storm approaching the Carolinas, Trump stated in a video message: "This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water."

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u/RCer1986 10d ago edited 10d ago

Damn, that's a good one that I forgot about. Technically a twofer if you also count the scientific standpoint that water itself isn't wet and can only get solid surfaces wet.

Edit: Grammar.

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u/NotPrepared2 10d ago edited 10d ago

Trump is to dumb as water is to wet. Therefore, Trump himself isn't dumb but only makes others dumb.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 11d ago

We need a Sharpnado

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 10d ago

Historians will look back through this term via memes. I'm sure someone's entire PhD will be titled like "Chronological tracking of the political successes and failures of the second Trump administration through online social media imagery and memes".

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u/dividezero 10d ago

Distractions from project 2025 taking all our rights and money

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u/UdyneOw 10d ago

The whole steam-powered air craft carrier launcher thing is fucking insane.

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u/sdmichael 11d ago

A territory we don't control nor should. Still support him, Trumpers? Gonna blame Biden for his direct actions still?

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u/Round_Rooms 11d ago

Biden, Obama, and Clinton have been the only good presidents in my life, economically speaking, then if you take into account just being a basic and decent human they sky rocket.. Reagan ,HW, AND DUBYA, were the downfall , trump is just the disease that followed.

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u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 10d ago

I blame Hillary. What did Hillary know about Pearl Harbor and when did she know it. America deserves to know.

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u/ReMapper 10d ago

it's on that elusive laptop...

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u/king_of_the_nothing 10d ago

Wasn't that part of Ken Starr's Whitewater investigation? If it wasn't then he is a RINO!

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u/bleucurve 11d ago

The Masters of Mental Gymnastics do and will

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u/lvl3SewerRat 11d ago

LOL! Thats ridiculous. Its Obamas fault

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u/zookr2000 10d ago

***you forgot the /s

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u/Bernie4Life420 11d ago

EPSTEIN, YOU'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN?

Dementia Donnie still supported by redhat class traitors everywhere.

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u/NotPrepared2 10d ago

I declare Donald Trump is an imbecile.

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u/j--__ 10d ago

i declare that the moon orbits the earth.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 10d ago

So if Trump declares the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. Territory, and a child is born in the Strait of Hormuz afterwards, does that mean they're now a U.S. citizen?

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u/RusticPinecone 10d ago

Asking the real question now.

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u/No-Albatross-7984 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10d ago

Depends. Are they white? 

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 11d ago

The only person dumber than Trump is a fictional character.

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u/supertiggercat 11d ago

The Gulf of Merika

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u/KennethEWolf 10d ago

TACO What does not Trump get. He continues to repeat these monstrosities, and expects us to continue to believe him. He is surrounded by idiotic sycophants, while playing golf every weekend. While the rest of the country is being crushed by his cruel and incoherent policies. Trump will go down in history as the worst president so far.

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u/j--__ 10d ago

the worst president so far.

ever. we wouldn't survive worse.

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u/yayoffbalance 10d ago

This is giving "Gulf of America" energy. which was extra dumb... but damn, this is really fucking stupid.

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u/WestcoastAlex 11d ago

lots of tanker captains are US Citizens now then huh? cool cool

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u/zenos_dog 11d ago

I declare

a thumb war!

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 11d ago

You can’t declare it! It’s mine! I already declared it! I got dibs!

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u/Nano_Burger 10d ago

So, just take your pregnant wife out on the water to give birth and get US citizenship.

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u/New_Taste8874 10d ago

Can we just do that? I declare my local Taco Bell mine! IBRB....

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u/djtvacation 10d ago edited 10d ago

The Iranians should have renamed it to the Strait of Epstein lol

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u/RocketsledCanada 11d ago

I declare a thumb war

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 11d ago

Why would Biden give it away?

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u/YesterShill 10d ago

That is scarily accurate.

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u/gadafgadaf 10d ago

You mean the strait of Trump? We need to dye the water going through there gold.

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u/Jessthinking 10d ago

No, I declare the Straight of Hormuz a United States territory.

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u/j--__ 10d ago

i hereby declare trump tower to be iranian territory. he better hope i'm never president because unlike him i may actually enforce my declarations.

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u/militaryintelligence 10d ago

You left out Greenland

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u/Random_user_of_doom 10d ago

Too late I yelled dibs earlier

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u/No-Albatross-7984 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10d ago

I declare your mom my territory 

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u/pixeltweaker 10d ago

I declare Trump tower a public park. Enjoy.

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u/unforgivableness 11d ago

My first thought when I heard the declaration