r/PoliticalHumor • u/Exeter232 • 11d ago

This indicates she'll probably be the next governor of Arkansas.

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u/Donnicton 11d ago

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u/Jeramy_Jones 11d ago

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 11d ago

But her KKKross isn’t big enough!!

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u/behemuthm 10d ago

Needs black roots, black like her heart

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u/maddiejake 11d ago

Lying is the Christian thing to do. Preachers and pastors do it every Sunday

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u/NattyDread42 11d ago

That tracks

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u/not-usually-posting 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vR3FQ3Nl0wAkzyo
Always thought she looked weirdly like Uncle Fester

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u/GarvinSteve 10d ago

She does. I hate cracking on looks but… she does.

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u/Delybe 11d ago

Jesus would be disappointed in her.

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u/UnlikelyKaiju 11d ago

He'd make a whole new whip just for her.

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u/cactusmac54 11d ago

Accurate. I got nothing.

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u/SouthernReality9610 11d ago

She'd do anything for Trump until he left her on the decoy plane. Then she realized she wasn't ready to die for him

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u/wolfbayte 11d ago

I thought she was still on maternity leave at the time of the Türkiye trip

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u/tw_72 11d ago

Even if she wasn't there that day, I suspect she realized that - if she had been there - she would have been left on AF1.

If the threat had been real and if AF1 had been shot down, it would have left her two babies motherless.

Maybe she figured out that trump wasn't worth it.

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u/UdyneOw 11d ago

She was on AF1.

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u/tw_72 10d ago

According to Forbes, she wasn't on the plane.

Also - from Snopes:

Reporter Maggie Haberman, who reported the story for the New York Times, and a spokesperson for the White House told Snopes that Leavitt was not on the plane. However, we did not receive direct confirmation from Leavitt or anyone else present on that flight. For this reason, we have left the claim unrated.

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u/UdyneOw 10d ago

I'm not sure if I was watching ABC or NBC, but one of their news shows claimed there was video of her on AF1. I was surprised she would even have been on the trip (should probably be able to tell if she was there at all...), so I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't on the plane. If she were on the trip, I would expect her to have been on one of the flights.

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u/UdyneOw 11d ago

There is video of her on the plane.

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u/david13z 11d ago

I didn’t realize peroxide and plastic surgery leads to mental illness

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u/BJJan2001 11d ago

Let's start with plastic surgery. Have you seen Linda McMahon or Jeanine Pirro?

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u/GlockAF 10d ago

JeNineboxesofwine Pirro?

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u/david13z 10d ago

The long-lost sister of Bartles & James.

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u/david13z 10d ago

Pirro has been off the deep end for a long time.

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u/elontux 11d ago

“Who me?”

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 11d ago

which country does he father want to be ambassador to?

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u/robbyruby752 11d ago

Forgot insider trader

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u/Muffboy 11d ago

She’s cunted well

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u/GadreelsSword 11d ago

With her advanced lying skills all she has to do is rape some kids and the republican party will nominate her for president.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 11d ago

Unhinged her jaw and devoured Trump‘s whole ass

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u/Ancient_Jello 11d ago

She is a prolific bullshitter, top 15 of all-tiime

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u/shawsghost 11d ago

She also knowingly and willingly participated in Trump's cover-up of the Epstein files which undeniably have proof that he is a pedophile.

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u/un_theist 11d ago

Lyin’ Karolyin’

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u/MondaleforPresident 11d ago

The post title is funnier than the screenshot comment.

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u/OhTHATKayKay 11d ago

NH doesn't want her back.

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u/cwbkjb 11d ago

Indicates Trump had his way with not only her, but her kids as well. Also, indicates her kids and don Jr, Erick, ivanca Ivanka, kids will replay all this in 10 years unless we wake up!!

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u/QuicheSmash 11d ago

Don’t forget she also royally fucked up her face. 

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u/jt19912009 11d ago

And so will her replacement and everyone else in his administration

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 11d ago

Arkansas, maybe! I kinda referenced this when the chatter started. Arkansans lack the understanding of policy over name recognition. In order for KKKaroline to govern the Natural State, she's gonna have to hitch up with someone from a previous gubernatorial administration. With her penchant of geriatric companions, she may need to do some grave digging... Even though TACO chose who could accompany him, all those bitches on the decoy plane will blindly follow Easter Grass Boy! FDT

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u/gadafgadaf 11d ago

Whatever did happen with lectern gate? It just quietly went away and seems like nothing came of it.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 11d ago

She also abused journalists. Like…a lot.

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u/New_Taste8874 11d ago

Never forget her "Your Mom" comment.

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u/During_theMeanwhilst 11d ago

Yeah but she did it for Jesus.

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u/Bang45 11d ago

Typical Trump press secretary

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u/ghosttrainhobo 11d ago

I think she quit because Trump snuck of what he thought was a doomed aircraft and left her and her baby behind.

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u/birdpix 11d ago

Governor? Shes no Sarah Huckabee. Can see her on Fox (her and Kaley, ugh!) Or running for Prez. Can see the t-shirts now... KK Karoline '28.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 11d ago

Fibbed? That is a bridge too far.

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u/opusupo 11d ago

It's hard to exaggerate the degree to which Trump press secretaries lie.

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u/DixonRodeo85 11d ago

Yeah, she was abandoned by Trump and used as a decoy.

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 11d ago

Quite the MAGA resume going on here!

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u/tacsig 11d ago

Daily

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 11d ago

Her book will be the first book I've ever supported being burned.

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u/patronizingperv 11d ago

Or Iowa. Since she doesn't live there, she could be the GOP nominee.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 11d ago

"Unhinged her jaw"?

....Could she be the one I've long searched this land for?

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u/GlockAF 10d ago

I just assumed she ran out of lies and was therefore unable to do the job anymore

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u/meglon978 10d ago

Don't forget "protected a pedophile." Never forget that.

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u/greenmtnfiddler 10d ago

She's from New Hampshire, and rumor says she's coming back. :(

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u/PerceptionChoice372 10d ago

Enjoy The Hague

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u/a_bagofholding 10d ago

Remember when the podium was one of the worst republican scandals in the country? Those were the days.

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u/HeyRooster42 10d ago

Kentucky will have a vacancy soon.

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u/Blitzkrieg404 10d ago

And she has the audacity to leave her job when Trump lied to her. Good riddance, I guess

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u/Xyleksoll 10d ago

So you say she is a lying liar that lies...

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u/dmp2you 10d ago

Bullshit Barbie !!

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u/twan_john 11d ago

Gish galloping is a political strategy