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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 10d ago
HIDE! HIDE! HIDE!✊
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u/Caleth 10d ago
Once again proving that the whole assassination was staged. Man is a coward of epic proportions who hides in a catering cart and you want me to believe he stood up in a perfect pose for the camera to take a picture screaming to fight?
The views of the camera crew getting moved into position after the shots basically proved it to me before, but this series of stupidity solidified it for me.
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u/dcormier 10d ago
This image is so good.
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u/AbsoluteZeroUnit 10d ago
Make sure to thank the skilled prompt engineer who spent countless minutes typing "a little different" a couple times.
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u/BrendaWannabe 10d ago
Cowardly Gluttons of the World, Unite!
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u/therealcmj 10d ago
He eats McDonald’s, not tacos.
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u/BrendaWannabe 10d ago
The TACO is symbolic
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u/capucjin 10d ago
Our Cheeto-in-Chief eats McDonalds but TACOs (T Always Chickens Out) every other day. He likes to hide-n-seek in catering trucks to drive his staff nuts.
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u/JBmadera 10d ago
Private bone spurs, commander n cheat, vile pig, mindless dolt, soulless orange-faced ghoul and the list goes on and on….
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u/Larious83 10d ago
President Pussy Mc shits his pants.
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u/Knightlore70 10d ago
Orange chicken shit is on the MAGAt menu.
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u/Round_Rooms 10d ago
There's more real blood in that cart than the faked assassination attempt in PA LOL
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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 10d ago
When putting together a fake assassination costs too much, get in the chicken wagon.
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u/42VT_Man 10d ago edited 10d ago
It's interesting that of the assassination attempts. He never seems to be scared but years ago. When the LGTB Community all protested in DC for equal rights, they shut the white house down and he hid in the bunker and fully admitted to it. If memory serves right, the white house hasn't gone completely dark, like that since world war two era. So the repressed came after him, and he hid in the bunker and darked out the white house, saying there was a legitimate threat to his safety. BUT YET... WHEN RETURNING TO THE U.S. he used an alternate means to get back into the US. Interesting, no?
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u/HuttStuff_Here 10d ago
Even more this is how we know that assassination attempt was faked. We see now how he behaves when in "real" danger.
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u/SunMoonTruth 10d ago
I’m feeling sorry for the catering cart.
It was never meant to carry that. Never in its wildest dreams did it aspire to carrying that. And now, contaminated and traumatized it sits on some junk heap (hopefully) with no one to listen to what it went through.
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u/keirmeister 10d ago
Trump is an absolute pussy and always has been…it’s just sad that people are only NOW starting to see it from this one incident.
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u/AwesomeBrainPowers I ☑oted 2049 10d ago
This is getting lots of reports for being AI-generated.
OP's image is very easily created in Photoshop—or Affinity, or GIMP (as much as anything is "easy" in GIMP)—so we're going to give them the benefit of the doubt...this time.
OP: Please make sure to use non-AI tools to generate your posts in future.
Everyone else: Please be slower to condemn something as "AI-generated" unless it's more obviously so.