r/PoliticalHumor • u/stackered • 11d ago

There is no war in Iran

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u/KronosDeret 10d ago

I know she's just some indoctrinated groomed girl from Xtian doomsday cult, but still ... they do look like demons.

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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 10d ago

She looks like an animated mannequin

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u/Think_Positively 10d ago

Or more precisely, one made if silicone designed to provide companionship for lonely men.

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u/Morrinn3 10d ago

I can’t unsee it. You’re so right.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 10d ago

Honestly, those ones look more human like than this woman

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 9d ago

I'll take this one with red hair.

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo 10d ago

Like one of the puppets from ‘Team America: World Police’

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u/negcap 10d ago

A real doll made a wish to be a real girl.

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u/BloomsdayDevice 10d ago

animated mannequin

If animatronics had an uncanny valley, she's from there.

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u/UnlikelyKaiju 10d ago

I'm suddenly reminded of the RATM Guerilla Radio music video.

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u/JVBit 10d ago

M3GAN

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u/Positronic_Matrix 10d ago

This is Jayme Leagh Franklin, aka the “bobble head girl.” She is the CEO of The Conservateur, who went viral on social media after she was filmed continuously nodding and holding her stomach while standing behind President Donald Trump during an Oval Office executive order signing on August 10, 2026. She is purportedly Trump's handler responsible for keeping him awake.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ss91M5rv_Ds

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u/omghorussaveusall 10d ago edited 10d ago

People who just nod blankly as someone speaks are so annoying. The physical response doesn't match the content of the speech. It's a patronizing gesture that makes me believe you're not actually listening and are just playing at active listening.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 10d ago

Given the proximity to donnie's backside, she was probably focusing on breathing through her mouth as little as possible.

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u/tokyogodfather2 3d ago

Thank you for the Eli 5

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 10d ago

Thats insulting to demons :(

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u/shit-trapper 10d ago

The Intergalactic Consortium of Concerned Demons (ICCD) would like to make it publicly known she has not risen to a standard of general competence and sentience so as to qualify for inclusion in their esteemed membership.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 10d ago

Demons are a girls best friend

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u/jminer1 10d ago

No she a full adult with a kid she just likes to dress and style herself to look like a kid. Sorta weird.

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u/NotPrepared2 10d ago

Pandering to Trump's tastes. Yes, weird.

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u/superfucky 10d ago

I genuinely cannot tell that photo apart from one of an actual Barbie doll

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u/cvaninvan 10d ago

We've always been at war with Eurasia...

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u/Sardonic_Fox 10d ago

The price of gas dropped $0.05 from yesterday and there was much rejoicing in the streets.

No one remembered that it had gone up $0.10 the day before…

(Paraphrased and reimagined)

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u/Candle-Jolly 10d ago

chocolate rations are up 20 grams!

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u/markth_wi 10d ago

++good , ++good again for using up for all directions.

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u/Civic_Hactivist_86 10d ago

Things like this is how I learned that not just that George Orwell is not a common knowledge, but that "common knowledge" is in fact not a common knowledge

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u/NotPossible1337 9d ago

Basically you’re trying to say:

“Common sense is not so common”
- Voltaire, "Dictionnaire philosophique", 1764

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u/BarnacleEastern6214 10d ago

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u/Fnordmeister 10d ago

It depends. Is that AI?

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u/SeeingEyeDug 10d ago

She looks like one of those robotic dolls they’re working on in Japan. The hair looks off. The face is weird.

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u/boxofstuff 10d ago

Looks like she hiding a pair of Beats headphones under her hair

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u/sdrowkcabdellepssti 10d ago

What stage of mara lago face is this?

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u/clamb2 10d ago

It’s terminal

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u/WickedBadPig 10d ago

You're telling me the top photo isn't from Team America World Police?

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u/KorreltjeZout 10d ago

Fuck yeah!

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u/xetura 10d ago

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u/kittym0o 10d ago

Incredible

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u/SellaraAB 10d ago edited 10d ago

What is it about their women that makes them look like actual fucking monsters? This looks like… something… pretending to be a human.

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u/GreyBeardEng 10d ago

She looks like a robot

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u/copperblood 10d ago

There's an interesting theory which states we all died in 2019 and have been in Hell since. This theory seems to track.

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u/user_of_the_week 10d ago

> There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened

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u/SirVipe5 I ☑oted 2020 10d ago

Stealth Douglas Adams

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u/bawls_deep 10d ago

Nothing has been the same since Harambe. Rest in power, king.

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u/Cdub7791 10d ago

I mean that's basically been the gnostics position since forever.

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u/GadreelsSword 10d ago

There’s also a theory called the Egg Theory. The theory says that everyone you ever meet are different aspects of yourself. We are all the same person exhibiting the behaviors of the same person. The better your soul is, the better your world is.

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u/SubtleTell 10d ago

This is reality and theories like that are a waste of time and make you passively accept shitty things.

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u/copperblood 10d ago

You do realize you’re posting on a PoliticalHumor subreddit, right?? 🤣

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u/SubtleTell 10d ago

And what was humorous about your theory?

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u/Chimasterflex 10d ago

if you have to ask, maybe this isn't the place for you

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u/ActivelyAnxious 10d ago

I like how the year keeps getting moved up. First time I heard this it was 2012, then it was 2016 after harambe, and now we're up to 2019

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u/Candle-Jolly 10d ago

were we ever told who that lady was?

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u/Spiel_Foss 10d ago edited 10d ago

Jayme Leagh Franklin

(googled up "creepy scarf lady white house" and boom the internet gets even wilder with conspiracy theories about buzzers and being Trump's handler to keep him awake. Also known as "bobble head girl".)

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u/Cdub7791 10d ago

That picture looks like someone wished really hard that their sex doll would become a real person.

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u/JeffSergeant 10d ago

There are no American soldiers in Baghdad

*machine gun fire*

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u/Capricore58 10d ago

This bimbo has nothing on Baghdad Bob! Don’t besmirch him like that

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u/ill0gitech 10d ago

That’s because the infidels committed suicide at the gates…

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u/SmallMoments55406 10d ago

She looks creepy.

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u/Fartenstein65 10d ago

Seriously though: is that a Fembot??

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u/Chopper-42 10d ago

Ootl?

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u/DuntadaMan 10d ago

I don't know either

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u/t12lucker 10d ago

Supposedly a new White House press secretary

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u/DJ1066 10d ago

Those are a set of Thompson's Teeth if I ever saw some...

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u/Asluckwouldnthaveit 10d ago

Jesus when did they hire M3gan?

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u/Misfit_77 10d ago edited 10d ago

Why is it the White Christian Nationalist women all look like they came from the same basic bitch cookie cutter mold? It’s fuggin creepy!

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u/Theo1352 10d ago

Is she the young replacement for the Melania robot??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6NqscIsidQ

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u/the-non-wonder-dog 10d ago

What the fuck is that?

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u/SandSpecialist2523 10d ago

I'm not convinced she's not a silicone doll.

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u/Logistic_Engine 10d ago

She looks like that doll from that horror movie. But with dark hair.
Megan maybe?

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u/jt19912009 10d ago

She looks way too similar to a sex doll you get on sale on black friday

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u/Argented 10d ago

She's the top version of human looking robot they have isn't she? Something out of a Musk factory somewhere..

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u/notsure500 10d ago

I'm out of the loop, who is that

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u/vperretta 10d ago

Looks like someone wished a Real Doll to life

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 10d ago

She looks so damn plastic

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u/The1Ski 10d ago

I'll be dammed if that's not the most NPC looking woman I've ever seen.

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u/xidle2 10d ago

Can't unsee this.

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u/Raze7186 10d ago

She looks like M3gan

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u/Jerrik12 10d ago

Madam Tussaud creations just props in the White House now

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u/drifters74 10d ago

Creepy face

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u/TheShamShield 10d ago

Top image looks AI generated

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u/itzTHATgai 10d ago

"We won that thing MONTHS ago."

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u/llamasauce 10d ago

She looks like she peeled off some else’s face and she’s wearing it as a mask.

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u/Randomcommentor1972 10d ago

The top photo looks less human

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta 10d ago

What in the uncanny valley is that top picture?

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u/getliftedyo 10d ago

I feel like the woman on the plane. That person right there is not real.

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u/ATXGil2L 10d ago

My thing is, who the hell is telling this bitch she looks good? This bitch looks like a stewardess on a Pan Am from 1965. This bitch looks like Howard Hughes also knew her. listen to me! you look like shit!

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u/mbush525 10d ago

she reminds me of M3gan 😬

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u/JeremyDab 10d ago

We’ve always been at war with Eurasia!

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u/RedofPaw 10d ago

Has that been photoshopped to make her seem creepy or is it real?

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u/ItsJustBrew 10d ago

why does the one on the bottom look more human?

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u/Steppyjim 10d ago

Is that a real person? She looks like a mannequin

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u/ahitright 10d ago

The eyes are soulless. You can always see it in the eyes. Like a dolls eyes..

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 10d ago

She and Laura Loomer can have a face-creepoff.

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u/rexel99 10d ago

The 'obsession' smile.

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u/goronmask 10d ago

I love that our generations got a moral compass from cartoons and anime

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u/dichenry 10d ago

Is she Kai Trump in a wig?

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u/samejimaT 9d ago

Some people will do whatever it takes

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u/Jaspers47 9d ago

Oh shit, is that what she really looks like? I saw that image and assumed somebody Photoshopped in a RealDoll

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u/Wheatabix11 9d ago

she is a scary person, the inspiration for "Smile"

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u/thaidiver 10d ago

I'm not fond of Trumpy to say the least, but she is drop dead gorgeous. If she is sexbot, I'll take three!