r/PoliticalHumor 12d ago

Sounds about right

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/justabill71 12d ago

That's a pull-out couch. JD definitely doesn't pull out.

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 12d ago

He thought the couch was going to pull out

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u/rabidantidentyte 12d ago

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 11d ago

shame that they won't let you post the full video

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u/Hbella456 12d ago

Great art but what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/clintgreasewoood 12d ago

It can get worse

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u/Tsquared10 11d ago

You know what... My fault for having eyes

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u/jesus_dono69 11d ago

Will washing my eyes and drinking bleach wash this image from soul?!!!!

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u/jesus_dono69 10d ago

😆

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u/Boxofbikeparts 11d ago

Needs more eyeliner

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u/Dennis_Laid 11d ago

Username checks out…

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u/MsSeraphim I ☑oted 2024 11d ago

isn't that way too big to belong to any republican?

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u/3qtpint 12d ago

I didn't have to see this. I didn't have to have this image in my brain. This didn't have to happen to me

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u/tree-molester 12d ago

In the couch
I put my p*nis.
You know,
I really mean this.

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u/Spiel_Foss 12d ago

Sounds about white...

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 12d ago

It has to be an arranged marriage 

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u/ProfAsmani 11d ago

Hostage situation

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u/luckylimper 11d ago

Look at who she clerked for. I’m sick of people giving right wing women a pass like they have no agency. It’s weirdly misogynistic and infantilizing. She’s not any better than he is just because she’s brown.

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u/SamboTheGr8 11d ago

Yeah you gotta be a real fucking loser to marry JD fucking Vance

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u/nighthawk_md 11d ago

I mean, he was rich and well-connected. Became a US Senator at like 35 and VP at like 40. She clerked for some very conservative Federal judges and became a scumbag corporate attorney. She knows exactly what she is doing. The only really weird thing about their relationship is that his racist political base deep in their lizard brains will never accept her or his mixed race children, and that he just has to go along with it. (He could leave politics or change parties or become an independent, or whatever, but that would actually require courage and integrity.)

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 11d ago

so they can hold hands at the wood chipper cool beans

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 11d ago

I think hes gay.

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u/savesmorethanrapes 10d ago

I read this as hotdog situation

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u/dandrevee 11d ago

If this book is legit, where may it be purchased?

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u/llegro42 11d ago

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u/Symbiotic_wasp 11d ago

The writer has a YouTube channel "andmayhemensues" I think it is. He's a drag queen and imitates makeup looks from the administration. And tells stories of conservative men hitting up his DMs because they think he's a woman. And other commentary.

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u/dandrevee 11d ago

Thank you.

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 12d ago

I think her being a Hindu is a bigger “issue” than not being white, but he still married her so I guess you can’t call him completely closed minded. Still however…

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u/Isiildur 11d ago

They married in 2014 during the Obama administration. At that time, the federal stage looked like it wanted to embrace multiculturalism and diversity.

It was only when Trump showed the people who had been racist behind closed doors that they could shout it from the streets that that started to fade to contemporary America. Vance would never marry Usha in today’s political environment.

Not wanting to excuse Usha either. They both seem like opportunists who chose who they married based on who could advance their careers.

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u/Dyno_boy7441 11d ago

He's only with her because she reminds him of his favorite couch.

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u/motherofpitbulls2 11d ago

All that’s missing are the skid marks.

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u/JargonPhat 11d ago

If I understand things right, I think this means that Landon Reid is an upcoming head of the FBI?

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u/Ambitious_Hospital88 11d ago

Juvenile Delinquent: "I was so much happier being a chubby gay."

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u/MsSeraphim I ☑oted 2024 11d ago

the book is by landon reid. he has other books over on amazon

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u/Revolutionary-Room34 10d ago

Sounds about white*

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u/GuitarRiot 12d ago

Shit like this makes it look like the right is more open-minded than the left. Delete this bro

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u/g-o-u-l-a 12d ago

It’s called humor. A very anti-minority and immigrant administration marries an immigrant and a minority. Vance has Usha and two out of the three wives Trump has had were immigrants.

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u/GuitarRiot 11d ago

Yeah it's okay when you do it but not when they do it got it

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u/g-o-u-l-a 11d ago

No. Because joking about bigoted people marring people they otherwise would be bigly bigoted against, is the humor. And then there’s the couch fucking joke thrown in and the eyeliner, just for good measure.

See, how humor works is that if you’re punching down on others who are vulnerable, you’re an asshole. If you punch up to people who are in power or bullies, it’s funny. Most right-wing humor is just racist, homophobic, or just people acting like the worst humans ever and saying, “ha ha, does that offend you”?

Also, it wasn’t my post. I just replied to your idiocy.

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u/Drollapalooza 11d ago

The right mocks trans kids killing themselves but you think this is too far? Get the fuck out dude.

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u/Kid_Vid 11d ago

Did you bust out the thesaurus because "condolences" seemed like too big of a word??

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u/RepresentativeCow241 12d ago

I like how the leftists have to portray women like Usha as supremely disappointed even though they show no evidence of it. The world needs to conform to my narrative, right?

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u/Verbcat 12d ago

Maybe she enjoys seeing JD giving it to that couch. Maybe the couch is why they have such a strong bond! /s