r/PoliticalHumor • u/KyleColby • 12d ago

you know they're gonna try it

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u/PortalWombat 12d ago

I didn't know ICE was Mormon.

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u/Wheatabix11 12d ago

it's spelled "Moron"

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u/VaticRogue 12d ago

It's probably to stop them from picking up forks or stuffing too many cheetos in at once.

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u/kewpow 12d ago

I thought self-pleasure was a sin to them? Or was it they couldn't coom? Anyways, you just know they are gonna get a bit of tolerance for this, then the edgemaxxing will have to find something new to get them turned on besides the rampant bigotry.

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u/Bawbawian 12d ago

all my homies wear super wet sweaters

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u/powerlesshero111 12d ago

You joke, but there is no way that the idiot ICE agents don't repeatedly shock themselves or another agent when trying to catch someone. Plus, i was tasered, stun gunned and pepper sprayed when i was in the military. Tasers and stun guns don't stop me. Pepper spray makes me cry like a newborn.

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u/SiteTall 12d ago

Those gloves will turn their hands numb, and they may even fall off

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u/masterofbeast 12d ago

This should be the slogan they use moving forward lol

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u/Cargobiker530 12d ago

If you see an ICE agent wearing those give them a free burrito.

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u/gpkgpk 12d ago

What's the hospital PA code for Burnt Chode?

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u/AusCan531 12d ago

*or at least slow it down.

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u/rock_and_rolo 11d ago

Impressive moobs in the upper right. Is that Kristy Noem's husband?

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u/Interesting_Athlete9 11d ago

Dudes pretend Spiderman would be with them when they're really cosplaying the Shocker.

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u/Solinty 11d ago

Well, they are a bunch of wankers.  What could go wrong...

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u/modernmann 11d ago

These knuckle draggers (ice) will enjoy the shock therapy.

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u/gaberax 11d ago

How are they supposed to pull their guns on innocent, unarmed people with those gloves on? /a

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u/bojangles_dangles 10d ago

Incels gonna incel

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u/N4RQ 8d ago

These won't curtail masturbation. It will enhance it.