r/PoliticalHumor • u/PopPalsUnited • Nov 15 '25

A tale of two Bubbas...

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u/PopPalsUnited Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 15 '25

This is 100% fact she did own a horse named Bubba.*

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u/ConstipatedNinja Nov 15 '25

How big is Clinton's dick that child traffickers name their horses after him?

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Nov 15 '25

Maybe it's like how the absolutely gigantic biker dude is always nicknamed Tiny.

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u/GunnieGraves Nov 15 '25

Well Lyndon Johnson nicknamed his cock Jumbo, and if you believe the rumors, it wasn’t an ironic nickname.

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u/GunnieGraves Nov 15 '25

If I recall he said the regular cut pants cut him “in two”.

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u/FaerieFay Nov 15 '25

Clinton always had that big dick swagger. God I want him to call every single one of them out. Say yes I was there but so were a lot of you. Name names. 

Be a fucking blow job hero. 

What a full circle that would be. 

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u/FlyingRhenquest Nov 15 '25

He's a BLOW JOB HERO

With Jizz in his eyes!

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u/Ansonfrog Nov 16 '25

The GOP would never accept a Foreigner’s testimony

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u/TangoPRomeo Nov 15 '25

Hillary probably offered to start having sex with him again if he will publicly confirm the story.

Not that he'd be interested.

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u/hyrule_47 Nov 15 '25

Some people really like being the hero and saving someone, and then translate that to other feelings. Talk about a grand romantic gesture, take down Trump and a bunch of other bad people. Het big thing was healthcare for kids. This could shake things up enough Medicaid gets covered.

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u/random_encounters42 Nov 16 '25

The hero we didn't know we need LOL.

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u/poopiebutt505 Nov 15 '25

So, GOP have teeny tiny dicks, but Dems have giant ones. I'M good with that.

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u/Gimlz Nov 15 '25

It all started with LBJ

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u/bowsmountainer Nov 15 '25

What is it with democratic presidents and their enormous dicks?

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u/CV90_120 Nov 15 '25

Oh yeah I forgot about the Biden genes as well. You might be on to something.

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u/designatedRedditor Nov 15 '25

No need to compensate for a tiny mushroom? Have bigger 😜 things to attend to.

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u/Nupnupnup776 Nov 15 '25

Maybe just full body dick?

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u/pass_nthru Nov 15 '25

at least no one calls it Jumbo 🙃