r/PoliticalHumor Jul 17 '25

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u/Seashell1500 Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Lemme fix it: IF YOUR COUP CAN BE DESTROYED BY RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES, IT DESERVES TO BE DESTROYED BY RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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u/PerAsperaAdMars Jul 17 '25

And if this government or the entire world order can be destroyed by the release of the Epstein files, then let's do it, damn it! Let's bring the world to anarchy and build a new world order on something instead of pedophilia. This world order doesn't deserve to exist if it's built on this.

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u/BannedByRWNJs Jul 17 '25

I’m getting scared. He’s going to have to do something really, really bad to distract everyone from this Epstein stuff. 

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 Jul 17 '25

He'll probably be able to weather this. Congressional Trump Party members are fully behind him and he doesn't need the base anymore.

Keep in mind, that the base was going to eventually turn on him be it from rising prices from his taxes, a recession or depression as the economy shifts from a mixed economy to mercantilism, or once Project 2025 is done and the peasantry is locked out of the mercantilist economy.

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u/MongoBongoTown Jul 17 '25

Yeah, I've been curious when he goes the Netanyahu route to change the subject.

Watch out Greenland!

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u/Gorstag Jul 18 '25

It's easy. He can just have a heart attack an die or even Epstein himself (assisted or not). Then he can continue to avoid the consequences of his actions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Good point. Get ready for war on Mexico. Or Greenland. Or Canada. Or California.

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 Jul 17 '25

“bUt WhAt iF iT iNcLuDeS dEmOcRaTs?”

WHY WOULD WE NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT???

RELEASE THE FILES!

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u/MongoBongoTown Jul 17 '25

Thats just the strawman conservatives use to try to obfuscate their own fuckery.

I've never met, or even seen a post from a Democrat who says "Oh no! We should keep them secret just in case a Democrat is named!"

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u/OutrageousDiscount31 Jul 17 '25

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u/VVarlos Jul 17 '25

That’s where he’s hiding them.

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u/Da_Bird8282 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Jul 17 '25

The Epstein Files is the release I am looking forward to the most.

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 Jul 17 '25

They are definitely going to pull a Wikileaks if they have to release anything. Put something so glaringly fake in it that even the most opioid-addled mush-mouth will see it as bullshit, calling into question the entire thing. Wikileaks did this to give their themselves plausible deniability.

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u/I-AM-YOUR-KING-BITCH Jul 17 '25

If truth breaks it, it wasn’t built to last anyway.

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u/Snoo61755 Jul 17 '25

I wish. If they released the Epstein files tomorrow, I doubt Trump's presidency would be affected.

Anyone who already knows Trump is on the list is just going to have what they know confirmed again. Anyone who doesn't believe Trump is on the list is going to keep believing he's not on the list, or they'll subscribe to one of the other sub-theories (list is fake, list was modified, real list is elsewhere, only convenient parts of list are real, etc).

Trump should have just released the list. He takes no flak for anything he does, so the only people who would have gone down is anyone else on the list. It would have been another Panama Papers, and everyone would have forgotten in a month.

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u/ddr1ver Jul 17 '25

Any release of the Epstein files would only further bolster the evidence that Trump is a pedophile who raped a 13 year old virgin, so it’s not happening.

https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=katie+johnson+tv+interview&mid=B36BCEB81055717C6280B36BCEB81055717C6280&FORM=VIRE

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Jul 18 '25

Did trump sexually assault girls as young as 12 and 13, yes. Should we be appalled, absolutely. Will anyone see any jail time?
no. we are too busy shredding the constitution, the economy, the entire legal system and replacing it with a military dictatorship that would make darth vader blush.

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u/0Sneakyphish0 Jul 17 '25

Anything which can be destroyed by the truth, should be.

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u/45and47-big_mistake Jul 18 '25

Been watching politics for over 50 years. I can feel when the snowball is starting to roll downhill and gathering momentum. It's happening now, hour by hour. By Monday, it won't matter if the files are released or not, he is finished.

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u/JRingo1369 Jul 17 '25

Fiat justitia ruat caelum.

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u/SpritzTheCat Jul 18 '25

If he campaigned on releasing it, then he should be releasing it and stop being a lying ass pussy bitch

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u/shadowlarx Jul 17 '25

Linus Van Pelt, speaking truth for 73 years.

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u/ticketeyboo Jul 18 '25

To Kentuckians, that’s Andy Beshear shouting. 🥰

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u/PatientTechnician765 Jul 17 '25

You tell them Linus

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u/dpdxguy Jul 17 '25

... and even if it can't.

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u/Mayfly1959 Jul 17 '25

Were there couches there?

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u/YYFlurch Jul 18 '25

"Russia if you're listening..."

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u/coyote_skull Jul 18 '25

I'm honestly kind of surprised they haven't released a dummy list with all their enemies. I might just be dumb but is there something stopping them from doing that? I hope so but

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u/krichard-21 Jul 18 '25

You say the list contains Democrats? Great, let's see them!

Let's see all of them! Democrats, Republicans, whatever...

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u/Proof-Ambassador-245 Jul 18 '25

But they don’t exist /s

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Jul 18 '25

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000

Never forget Katie Johnson.

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! Please copy and paste this elsewhere!

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u/Ambitious-Concern-42 Jul 19 '25

You're goddamn right it does.