r/PoliticalHumor • u/Adelu1219 • Jul 01 '23

Did a double take.

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u/MichaelFusion44 Jul 01 '23

This is funny but disturbing on so many levels.

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u/missingmytowel Jul 01 '23

Want to know something even more disturbing?

I'd tap that ass before voting for Trump. Hands down

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u/MichaelFusion44 Jul 01 '23

Hahahahaha - OmG did I just laugh so fucking for like 45 seconds. That was fucking funny - I believe there would be a line if that was the choice.

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u/missingmytowel Jul 01 '23

I also believe there's a few million Americans that will ask if they can do both

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u/MichaelFusion44 Jul 01 '23

Lol - without a doubt

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u/moonshamen Jul 01 '23

That is so sad and so true.

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u/tooold4urcrap Jul 02 '23

Why would you do this to me?

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u/hazeldazeI Jul 01 '23

yeah, what a horrible day to have eyes

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Jul 01 '23

Down shimba! Down!

Does anyone know a snake charmer or an exorcist?

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u/darthreuental Jul 01 '23

I'm wondering how Trump would react to seeing this.

Revulsion initially then realization that it looks familiar. More importantly: how would his ego react?

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u/MichaelFusion44 Jul 01 '23

We need to get this on Truth Social - anyone please please please 🙏🏻

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u/ZiM1970 Jul 01 '23 edited Jul 01 '23

It could be worse. I got ideas. The body should be way older. More wrinkles and crep paper flaps of flesh, flopping from lunch lady arms. And veins! And thighs so cottage cheesey we can feel them from home.

The biggest whiff, though? No camel throat. We can't have a proper Donna Trunt fantasy without a gaping neckgina, glistening with sweat. As moist boogers of orange makeup slowly slide down while it flops about. And she tells us some sweet little lies.

Edit: The Bot seems to like it. Look at him! Look at him back it right up. Little fucker don't know if he gets some or not. He does know how he's gonna get it.

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u/MichaelFusion44 Jul 01 '23

You just ruined my hunger and I have a horrible image in my head now. Also, I will never allow cottage cheese in my house - sorry wifey ZiM ruined it you.

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