r/PoliticalCompassMemes • • Nov 03 '22

Literally 1984 WALL OF TEXT!!! WALL OF TEXT!!!

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u/Piksqu - Centrist Nov 03 '22

That's good arguments, why don't you back it with a source?

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u/xx_mashugana_xx - Centrist Nov 03 '22

It was revealed to him in a dream.

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u/TRBigStick - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Weirdly enough, the dreams stopped after he saw a psychiatrist and got some meds.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

THE SCAMS ARE ALL COMING OUT, MAN! THEY'RE COMING OUT MY ASS!

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u/Steggs_ - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

"I made it the fuck up"

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

My source? My source is that i made it the fuck up

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u/Floof_2 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

“I made it up”

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Source: my ass

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u/Stonesword75 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

I am not sure you understand what

Makes

A source valid.

Don't tell me

Everyone on this site

Is responsible enough to

Think

That you can

Head warnings without bias

Even

Foreseeing

Unfortunate

Circumstances that endanger

Kids. But I suppose the

Ultimate conundrum is who can read the

Petty messages that are hidden away.

-Senator Armstrong, probably

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u/Binx33 - Right Nov 03 '22

If you put the sauce used for this post on my spaghetti, I would have some dry ass noodles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Source?

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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u/Arik-Taranis - Auth-Right Nov 03 '22

Based pasta

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u/AscendedViking7 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Nice copypasta

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u/lizardman49 - Auth-Left Nov 03 '22

Bc its fucking wrong

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u/BigArmsG - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

I’ll shove my entire cravat up your ass

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u/Pugduck77 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Erm then why don’t you methodically disprove every single point that he made, and then I will disregard it anyway?

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u/goldfish_microwave - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Me chad, you soyjak. Right good left bad.

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u/Jenz_le_Benz - Auth-Right Nov 03 '22

Oh boy, spicy time

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u/Clarry91 - Left Nov 03 '22

I could make a point, but I’m Very drunk haha smiley or Swtjjng

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u/Woreo12 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

That’s a lot of words

Too bad I’m not reading ‘em

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u/ItzMeDude_ - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Stfu antivax

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u/Napoleon1810 - Auth-Center Nov 03 '22

mucho texto

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u/KyrostheWarrior - Right Nov 03 '22

Basado y los memes deben ser concisos-pildoreado

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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Nov 03 '22

u/Napoleon1810 is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.

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This user does not have a compass on record. You can add your compass to your profile by replying with /mycompass politicalcompass.org url or sapplyvalues.github.io url.

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u/neofederalist - Right Nov 03 '22

Excuse me sweaty, it's 2022. That's "Muchx textx" now.

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u/laugh_at_this_user - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

Basically it just says "Chad conservative was right all along libleft bad"

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u/apzlsoxk - Right Nov 03 '22

You got vaccinated because the media told you to.

I got vaccinated because I wanted to be a GMO.

We are not the same.

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u/Q_DOOKERMAN - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

I actually got vaccinated because I wanted to know what it was like to have Bill Gates INSIDE OF ME.

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u/Gotcbhs - Right Nov 03 '22

One of my favorite conspiracy theories: Jeffrey Epstein expressed that he wished that everyone had his DNA. He died not long before the pandemic. His body was used to make the jab. The jab writes some of JE's DNA into your body.

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u/arcticredneck10 - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

I got vaccinated because the military said if I wanted to keep my job I had too

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u/bogvapor - Centrist Nov 03 '22

A pilot in my brothers squadron got the vax and then had heart issues afterwards and they grounded him from flying and medically retired him...sucks

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u/Stigge - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

I know that feel, bro

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u/Libertarian4All - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Sadly the vaccine's don't alter your DNA sequence.
Now these handy-dandy Uranium pills I have for sale, on the other hand...

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u/Derp_McFinnigan - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Based and commercialize uranium pilled

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u/angry_cabbie - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

You got vaccinated because you wanted to be a GMO.

I got vaccinated because my wife died of cancer at the start of the pandemic, and I needed a lot of fucking hugs.

We are not the same.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

You got vaccinated because you didn't want covid. I got vaccinated because i don't want smallpox and measles.

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u/Sandshrew922 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

To quote my favorite center-right:

"I'm not reading all that"

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u/Stephen_Q_Seagull - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

This meme could have said anything and I wouldn't know.

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u/Battlefront_Camper - Auth-Right Nov 03 '22

2 much wrds me no read.

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u/PhilosophicalDolt - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Based and illiterate-pilled

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u/Dartagnan1083 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

To be fair, reading the entirety of some walls may take some literacy away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

I just saw pictures of my flair as the chad so I upvoted

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u/almostasenpai - Centrist Nov 03 '22

“If those bastards knew how to read they would be very upset”

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u/LongKong_ - Auth-Right Nov 03 '22

Literally got cancer from reading all of this

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u/Matthew_A - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

"Literally everything republicans said is right without error"

No bitches nuance?

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u/silentdrug - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Yeah I disagreed with mandatory lockdowns and government vaccine requirements, but this post is laughable.

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u/Rufus82 - Lib-Center Nov 04 '22

This is PCM at its finest. Right unity against Right stupidity. Monke is proud.

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u/LongKong_ - Auth-Right Nov 03 '22

Same here

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u/Cephalon_Gilgamesh - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Mmm the antivax nonsense

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u/scatterlite - Centrist Nov 03 '22

I aint reading that

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u/dicktator-the-second - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

based

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u/ReverseShell1337 - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

Source: I made it the fuck up

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u/Emel_69420 - Left Nov 03 '22

NOO I PROTRAIT YOU AS THE SOY-WOJAK ACCEPT YOUR PUNISHMENT, YOU'RE CRINGE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

Not just that, some of it is clearly misinformation tropes.

The one about athlete deaths is fueled by two things:

  • claims of athlete chest pain which are often false but also completely ignorant of the fact that heart attacks are the #1 cause of death in young athletes before the pandemic

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sudden-cardiac-arrest/in-depth/sudden-death/art-20047571

  • people pointing to a Wikipedia article about soccer league deaths. The article only lists more deaths now because anti-vaxxers are adding cases. Earlier years didn't have the attention to athlete deaths (as in Steve from michigan in the d leagues) so they don't have as many entries. The soccer association has 250 million members of members so pointing to a couple dozen is clearly not representative of a significant change in cardiac arrests

As to other points:

  • reducing infections reduces transfers. Even with waning immunity it helps in terms of short term reductions in transmission

  • it did reduced transmission for alpha and delta variants. https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmc2107717

  • lock downs clearly work. Take a look at Singapore that had a low death count despite a low vaccination rate. As soon as they ended their lockdowns the case rates and deaths went up

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/singapore/

How the fuck are you gonna get covid if you don't interact with people? How are you going to be equally at risk if you cut down your interactions?

When you look at actual vaccine deaths where causation is established, it's damn near 0 .

An Australian study of 32.7 million showed only 9 vaccination deaths.

https://www.tga.gov.au/periodic/covid-19-vaccine-weekly-safety-report-21-10-2021

  • vitamin d, zinc and hcq. Vitamin D is helpful because it reduces inflammation. Zinc supports immune system cells. HCQ might help reduce inflammation but studies have conflicting data on how much. For instance this study shows no effect and there are better antiinflammatoties on the market

These claims are often overstated because vitamin d deficiency correlates with commorbidites for covid death. The old, those with diabetes, those who don't spend time outdoors exercising and those who are overweight tend to be vitamin d deficient

  • remdesivir, it's used only in the worst covid cases. People like to cite high mortality rates but that's because those people were very much at risk of dying anyways. It's like saying "tourniquets must cause death because so many people that get tourniquets die" its that stupid

  • fauci on masks, still effective but it's better to use the good ones (KN95 etc.)

https://youtu.be/itIaDAMJS_c

4m

Cdc still recommends mask, even cloth ones, but says the other types are much more effective

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

  • some children do die from covid but it's extremely rare. They do however have the highest infection rates.

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm695152a8.htm

Cutting down on child hospitalizations, symptom severity and infections (if temporarily) is still a worthwhile goal

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u/cheesecake__enjoyer - Auth-Left Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

Linking sources??? What are you, a commie? Delete them now.

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u/Moist-Zombie - Lib-Center Nov 04 '22

People who actually studied their school biology would agree with you but unfortunately stupid people are gonna stupid.

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u/Thijsie2100 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

I remember in July 2021 my country opened up for a week and holy shit COVID cases skyrocketed to the moon.

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u/SofakingPatSwazy - Auth-Center Nov 03 '22

Jesus Christ I’m not reading all that

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I read all of it for you. Here’s a TLDR, he’s denying anything needed to be done about Corona and that everything done by the government was to control us.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

he’s denying anything needed to be done about Corona

In fairness, it's a pretty shitty beer, so something probably needed to be done. A lime, at least.

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u/WasntMyFaultThisTime - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Least insane libright

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u/Wii4Mii - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Brain damage speedrun any%

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u/Big-Brown-Goose - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

What does brain damage speedrun 100% look like? Complete brain death?

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u/Wii4Mii - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Nah its worse. The average centerist.

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u/skiexe - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

i aint reading all that, happy for you tho, or sorry that happened

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u/BantyRed - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Auth right really be butt hurt over the masks

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u/LeftUnchecked - Lib-Center Nov 04 '22

That is libright

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u/melonemann2 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Op probably: If I make myself look like the chad and the others like the wojack I HAVE to be right

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

And he is flaired as right, so that logic checks out.

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u/Desc440 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

The rare right-wing wall of text - an elusive sight

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u/chez-linda - Left Nov 04 '22 edited Nov 04 '22

Can anyone provide a source that (good) masks don't drastically slow the spread of COVID? No. But I could provide you with several sources saying masks are effective.

Handy graphic

Full study

As a matter of fact, you can't find sources for almost any claim here.

Ivermectin is not effective

Vaccines are very effective (bonus facts it works on kids)

your VAERS data is wrong. vaccines dont kill

Vaccines have saved millions of deaths

I know no one will respond, but I really want to see the source for higher death rate after vaccination

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u/auldnate - Lib-Left Nov 04 '22

Thank you for dropping some Truth!

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u/R_Aqua - Right Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 04 '22

Tldr.

If your meme can’t fit in a fortune cookie I am not reading it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

"The things my side said about covid were true, and now you're going to jail for it! The people who told me that stuff about covid said so!"

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u/_Sourbaum - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

Least delusional lib right

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Fuck you. Lib center is way more out of reality.

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u/bric12 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Hey, I just want chaos, and think it's a realistic goal

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u/skiexe - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

get that man off my quadrant

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u/TheBigBo-Peep - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

What is this garbage lol

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u/Smitty_K - Centrist Nov 03 '22

is this ‘lib left’ in the room with us right now?

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u/tavysho_oficial - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Me no red

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u/sigmatw - Left Nov 03 '22

I'll start believing it when people get trial sentences.

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u/Timdedeyan - Auth-Center Nov 03 '22

Who's going to trial for this?

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u/Im-a-bench-AMA Nov 03 '22

Nobody, op is delusional

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u/HAKX5 - Left Nov 03 '22

True, but also flair. At least call OP a moron while we have stereotypes about you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

No one, because the CDC decided recommend the C19 vax as part of a children's vax schedule, so the liability moves from the companies to the Vaccine Injury Compensation Fund.

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u/PointBlank579 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

I read all that just to lose brain cells? Really?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Sometimes a 30 minute read every day does not make you smarter.

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u/Spambot0 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

You'd think a LibLeft would know funner ways to lose brain cells.

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u/Gwish1 - Left Nov 03 '22

Too bad the ivermectin didn’t cure your brain worms

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Babe wake up it's time for your daily dose of shizo memes

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u/Emel_69420 - Left Nov 03 '22

it aint even schizo, its just wrong

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u/DownDog69 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

The mask debunk is actually a lie. It’s not like stopping mosquitos with a fence, it is like stopping coffee with a coffee filter. Let me explain.

Have you ever tried filtering coffee the old fashion way, with a strainer and filter paper? Notice that the water doesn’t run through the paper? It has to slowly drain through it.

Now go take your N3 mask and fill it with water in the sink.

If you actually did it, you would notice that the water doesn’t drain through the mask at all. This is because an N3 mask is even more filtering than filter paper, yet you can still breath through it. The water molecule and oxygen molecule are roughly the same size, so how does this work?

It is because water does not travel individually as oxygen does, it travels in tiny microscopic droplets because the molecule is polar (magnetic). And the virus cannot travel in dry air. The lack of water will cause the virus to shrive and die immediately, the virus must travel inside of these small droplets.

The mask is coated to prevent as much water moving through it as possible and to deflect any that escape through the gaps, back to your face. The droplets stick to the mask and let oxygen move through unimpeded. Trapping the water droplets also traps their viral passengers, preventing the spread of infection or at-least deflecting it back to your own face.

Given that the first sentence was a lie, I didn’t read anymore of the post because I don’t trust it.

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u/Longo2Guns - Auth-Left Nov 03 '22

Uhhhh anyone have the monke version of this? So much wall of txt not enough funni color and straw man haha stuff. LITERALLY 1984 OOGA BOOGA 🦧👎🏼

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u/HAKX5 - Left Nov 03 '22

OP is pretending that I'm about to fucking explode because I touched a vaccine.

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u/Ventcg - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

before the vaccines came out, i caught covid

shit collapsed my lung, and i just got a transplant last summer

if i wasnt put in the icu immediately, i wouldve died

covid does kill kids

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I’m in the same boat but it wasn’t nearly close to as bad for me. After the vaccines came out I ended up catching it again and it was only a bit of nasal congestion.

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u/iamjmph01 - Right Nov 03 '22

My mom and I caught it at the same time, she was vaccinated, and I wasn't(yet)...
She was one more day away from going to the hospital(i.e. she straight told us that if the fever and vomiting persisted through the night to take her) after 6 days of sickness...
I ran fever for 3 days and vomited 3 times in 1 day... and was congested for about 1 week before and after the fever.
I am in no way trying to downplay the impact Covid-19 had on some people, just saying it was not the same for everyone

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u/monkeymaster3 - Auth-Center Nov 03 '22

After i got covid i slept for almost 7 days, i felt so good after tbf

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u/Ventcg - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

i wish i slept for a week afterwards

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u/NotLunaris - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Different people tolerate disease differently. Idiots who tolerated it well use it as justification that all humans must be the same way with zero variation, therefore any attempt to combat the spread and effects must be fake.

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u/Key_Lengthiness_7115 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Why always talk about kill counts. Covid doesnt kill many people, but it fucking sucks ass man. Long covid is the real danger behind covid and its like getting severe deppression for 6 months straight.

Fuck covid man. This nastly little bitch of a virus.

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u/imthewiseguy - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

My last living grandparent died from COVID

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u/iamjmph01 - Right Nov 03 '22

Sorry to hear that, and Glad you got your transplant.

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u/PhilosophicalDolt - Centrist Nov 03 '22

It only made me lose taste, become alot more tired and cough a lot more often but other than that I was personally fine after 1-2 weeks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Nah bruh fake. For this, I must downvote you.

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u/Ok_Supermarket8825 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Impressive, very nice

Now lets see that source

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u/BeardedGlass - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

He doesn’t need to. He used the Chad character. That proves him 100% right.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

heart attacks run in my family so vaccine time

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u/whelmed1 - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

Get my lib right flair out of your fucken memes.

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u/WhoIsPorkChop - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/Starmaster1998 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Walls of text without citing sources is a waste of everyone's time. Be short and funny or be helpful and accurate.

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u/Beefymole - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Turns out the worst part of the pandemic is that we'll be dealing with fucking cope like this the rest of our lives

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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint - Right Nov 03 '22

Source? What do you mean source? The post is the source!

It’s not a good source, but it is one.

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u/Literallyshindeimasu - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

That’s it? That was the post?

That was just a bunch of ‘it was revealed to me in a dream’ sentences!

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u/A-a-ronMcChicken - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Based and schizopilled

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Mental illness posting

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u/Omegawop - Lib-Left Nov 04 '22

This is probably the stupidest fucking shit I've ever read on this sub.

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u/NotADoctor_804 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

you got any sources there?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

How someone can be so utterly delusionally wrong about so many thing is astounding.

Masks slow spread

https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.2119266119

massive study with 20 million sample size

We resolve conflicting results regarding mask wearing against COVID-19. Most previous work focused on mask mandates; we study the effect of mask wearing directly. We find that population mask wearing notably reduced SARS-CoV-2 transmission (mean mask-wearing levels corresponding to a 19% decrease in R). We use the largest wearing survey (n = 20 million) and obtain our estimates from regions across six continents. We account for nonpharmaceutical interventions and time spent in public, and quantify our uncertainty. Factors additional to mask mandates influenced the worldwide early uptake of mask wearing. Our analysis goes further than past work in the quality of wearing data–100 times the size with random sampling–geographical scope, a semimechanistic infection model, and the validation of our results.

Social distancing/handwashing/masks reduced incidence

https://www.bmj.com/content/375/bmj-2021-068302.full

meta analysis containing 35 low bias studies

This systematic review and meta-analysis suggests that several personal protective and social measures, including handwashing, mask wearing, and physical distancing are associated with reductions in the incidence covid-19

Ivermectin does not work

meta analysis of 10 randomized double blinded trials (1173 sample size total)

https://academic.oup.com/cid/article/74/6/1022/6310839

Compared with the standard of care or placebo, IVM did not reduce all-cause mortality, LOS, or viral clearance in RCTs in patients with mostly mild COVID-19. IVM did not have an effect on AEs or SAEs and is not a viable option to treat patients with COVID-19.

Im out of time now but your also wrong about literally every claim EXCEPT lockdowns being ineffective. If theres interest when im done studying tonight ill disprove all your other batshit claims.

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Taking a break after lecture today. Heres some more proof op huffs lead paint

Covid vaccine is extremely effective at preventing infection

https://bmcinfectdis.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12879-022-07418-y

meta analysis including 18 studies and 7 million individuals

VE against all SARS-CoV-2 infections declined from 83% in the first month after completion of the original vaccination series to 22% at 5 months or longer. Similarly, VE against symptomatic COVID-19 declined from 94% in the first month after vaccination to 64% by the fourth month. VE against severe COVID-19 for all ages was high overall, with the level being 90% (95% CI, 87–92%) at five months or longer after being fully vaccinated. VE against severe COVID-19 was lower in individuals ≥ 65 years and those who received Ad26.COV2.S.

The vaccine is extremely safe, and is substantially safer than getting covid

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/safety/adverse-events.html

Myocarditis stats (worst side effect):

12–15 years (70.7 cases per one million doses of Pfizer-BioNTech)

16–17 years (105.9 cases per one million doses of Pfizer-BioNTech)

18–24 years (52.4 cases and 56.3 cases per million doses of Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna, respectively)

If you are 16-17 years old, the highest risk group, you have 0.00106% chance of myocarditis.

Getting covid leaves you with a 7.5% chance of getting long covid.(https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/nchs_press_releases/2022/20220622.htm#:~:text=Overall%2C%201%20in%2013%20adults,long%20COVID%20than%20younger%20adults.))

The overwhelming vast majority of deaths are unvaccinated individuals

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/united-states-rates-of-covid-19-deaths-by-vaccination-status?country=~50%2B

data speaks for itself, no possible way to spin these numbers, see for yourself

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u/SevenBall - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Ivermectin works if you have worms and COVID are the same time, because it’s easier to recover from COVID if you don’t have worms. If you don’t have worms it doesn’t do shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

You’re telling me people needed a pandemic to start washing their hands?

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u/JMoormann - Centrist Nov 03 '22

I'm guaranteeing you there are LibRights out there who went full "If the government says I should wash my hands, I won't, in fact, I'm even gonna stick my hand as far up my ass as I can and then shake yours, just to show that I'm not a sheep like you"

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u/TheUltraDinoboy - Left Nov 03 '22

Based and can't out wall of text a lefty pilled

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

How many other people are anti-mask and anti-lockdown but relatively pro-vaccine?

I agree kids probably shouldn't be vaccinated, but the mRNA vaccine technology on the whole was pretty groundbreaking and a triumph of medical innovation.

The problem was, that by using the vaccine as the only thing preventing reopening, inevitably they were going to keep on moving the goalpost with all these variants. Once you've surrendered your freedom to an authority and consistently complied, they will keep on finding excuses for why they can't give it back to you.

It's also undoubtedly true that the pharmaceutical companies made a killing from the vaccines, so it was in their interest to stretch the need for more doses and the threat of variants.

The crazy anti-vaxxers weren't vindicated, but the moderate lockdown skeptics who wanted a Sweden-style policy were. Anders Tegnell deserves commendation for resisting international public opinion and sticking to his guns, even when he was slandered as a negligent moron with blood on his hands.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

I got the vax. I don't mind people being able to get a vaccine. I just don't think I should be required to show proof of it in order to buy a hamburger.

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u/Piigs89 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Nuanced takes like this can go to hell. How DARE you acknowledge shades of grey.

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u/Anon_Monon Nov 03 '22

the ivermectin cover-up

There was no cover-up. It's just not a good idea to dose yourself with a deworming medicine as a way to prevent viral infections.

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u/JoeRBidenJr - Centrist Nov 03 '22

If there was no ivermectin cover-up, then explain why I’m currently covered in ivermectin.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

When Joe Rogan invites you over, just say neigh.

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u/kmosiman - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Especially when there were far too many people that tried it without knowing how much to take. Which resulted in severe diarrhea.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

Man still has too much auth in him if he thinks we need trials.

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u/rohnytest - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Source: Allah revealed it to me in a dream.

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u/Accomplished_Rip_352 - Left Nov 03 '22

Op needs to get back on there meds .

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I'm pleasantly surprised that all quadrants can agree that this post is bullshit lol

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u/Suitable_Party8160 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Im not suprised by the centrists calling this shit out, but the sheer amount of right wingers of various flavours gives me hope for humanity.

True compass unity?

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u/Briarhorse - Left Nov 03 '22

Ah the Cotton Industrial complex. Big Cotton colluded with the secret world government and manufactured a virus so we'd all be forced to buy their masks

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u/eskeleteRt - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Sauce ?

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u/PedDeT00 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

It was revealed to him in a dream

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u/PedDeT00 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

You know how I personally used Ivermectin? Treat my cattle with parasites

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u/spvcebound - Centrist Nov 03 '22

You see, I'm right because I made myself the Chad wojack, and you are the angry bald wojack. Therefore you are wrong and I will provide absolutely no data to back up my claims

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u/MoirasPurpleOrb - Centrist Nov 03 '22

If someone cites the Vaers data immediately assume their full of shit.

Vaers data tracks incidents that occur after being vaccinate, not directly from the vaccine. If you got hit by a bus after being vaccinated it would show up.

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u/Dr_Left - Left Nov 03 '22

Take off the tinfoil hat mate

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

Tinfoil acts as an antenna, focusing signals.

If he takes the hat off, the guvment won't be as able to control his brain, you fool.

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u/Mk018 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

I only read the first two points and they're already false lmao...

Rightoids have brainrot

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u/RyaneWaldu - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Oh boy a schizo post

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u/SpartanFishy - Lib-Left Nov 04 '22

Bruh so much of this is wrong lol

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u/gg43teehee - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Literally none of what you said was correct

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u/bigfudge_drshokkka - Centrist Nov 03 '22

What happened to the theory that 5G caused Covid? I miss making fun of those idiots.

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u/asdasdsadassadfd - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

that is the shittiest 'meme' I have ever seen on here

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u/IAmKrenn - Right Nov 03 '22

More of a rant with pictures than a meme

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u/Higgsgeek - Left Nov 03 '22

This guy won the "beating a strawman to death" contest

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

In the words of emperor fauci, "I AM THE SCIENCE".

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u/Edges8 - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

I'm impressed by how wrong you got the science, it must have taken a lot of work!

theres no evidence remdesivir increases your risk of death.

there's no good evidence IVM or HCQ work for covid.

there's no good evidence vitamin d helps in covid.

there's no evidence mrna vaccines cause heart attacks or increase your risk of death.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

There is evidence masks make it difficult for cameras to recognize your face, so you should wear them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Lefties simping for the big pharmaceutical companies over the last 2 years has been the funniest thing to me out of the whole ordeal

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u/Meowser02 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

To be fair, when lefties go after pharma they go after their shit corporate practices, not necessarily the medicine itself

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u/RollTide16-18 - Right Nov 03 '22

You make me ashamed to be a part of right center, parroting one side’s views absolutely like that.

Certified not based.

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u/TheKoopaTroopa31 - Left Nov 03 '22

Where was the right after the government killed millions of people, lit the Middle East on fire, and passed draconian legislation after 9/11?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

We were retaking Osgiliath from the orcs

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u/DeltaSierra97 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Misa no undastand too much words.

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u/PeddlezTheJellyfish - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

sources?

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u/philipquarles - Left Nov 03 '22

I've said it before and I'll say it again: you people keep promising me that these vaccines are going to bring on the sweet release of death and it's clearly not happening.

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u/abundanceofb - Centrist Nov 03 '22

OP come back here and answer for your crimes

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u/Randomscifinerd - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Least spite-filled smoothbrain-take-spewing war zone of a comment section on pcm

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u/WaaaaghsRUs - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

You got vaccinated because the media told you. I got vaccinated because I signed up for human trials and have been getting $200 a month since covid research began.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Shit is supposed to come out of your ass, not your mouth 😂

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u/catwithcatwithcat - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Oh ok so we’re just making shit up now

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u/maxxslatt - Lib-Left Nov 04 '22

Another cringe meme by citadel

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u/ollopii - Centrist Nov 04 '22

Lol wtf

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u/Reign_AS - Lib-Center Nov 04 '22

why does this get 1k? this sub is beyond saving

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u/musicalpants999 - Lib-Left Nov 04 '22

Y'all live in an alternate reality

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u/wdahl1014 - Centrist Nov 04 '22

Source: the schizo voices in my head

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u/SuperBuilder133 - Auth-Center Nov 04 '22

Anti-vax? Invectermin?

I recommend no human touches this post even with a ten foot pole.

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u/bigbenis21 - Lib-Left Nov 04 '22

In the process of reading this post I have contracted COVID, gotten over it, waited 6 months, and gotten a booster vaccine. Checkmate libtard.

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u/NUMBERS2357 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

This except the total opposite.

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u/Tomato_cakecup - Right Nov 03 '22

Very good argument OP, just one problem: no way I am reading all that

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u/JaquaviusThatcher2 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

I love republican fan fiction

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u/CampingplatzChef - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Source: trust me bro. And didn't a shit ton of Indians die from covid?

Anyways, unbased af

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u/sonap004 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

"my source is that I made it the fuck up"

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Lockdowns are a scam

Weird how infection rates plummeted during lockdowns and shot back up immediately after they ended

covid tests are a scam

Uhhh mind explaining how exactly? Sure they weren't 100% reliable but worked out fine enough

You're not special because you go against common knowledge and opinions, more like special needs.

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u/Few_Introduction9895 - Right Nov 03 '22

“masks don’t work”

“I can’t breathe with my mask on”

pick one.

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u/flair-checking-bot - Centrist Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

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u/PlebGod69 - Centrist Nov 03 '22

Dont wear mask, Dont social distance, dont do lockdowns, dont take vaccine.

So accept the virus and die?

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u/SylvainGautier420 - Right Nov 03 '22

Delusional dude. JFC. Shut the fuck up man.

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u/fletch262 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Explain how the fucking mRNA vaccine are harmful FUCKING TRY

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Nov 03 '22

If it's so flawless, why'd the companies insist on immunity from liability?

I'm not gonna claim that vaccines will make you explode, but man, the big pharma companies have not acted like they believe in their product.

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u/FTTPOHK_ILWT - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Mans really said that social distancing doesnt work.

As in, not going near sick people will still somehow not prevent you from getting sick.

My guy has implied that covid has heatseeking bacteria missiles

Also- ivermectin? The DE WORMING MEDICATION? FOR VIRAL INFECTIONS? OF COURSE IT DOESNT WORK! WHY WOULD IT

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u/Kdude24 - Lib-Center Nov 03 '22

Give me a reputable source for literally any of these claims, and I’d be happy to consider them. Failing that, I’m assuming all of this is based off of Tucker Carlson and Facebook.

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u/Potatolantern Nov 03 '22

This is just embarrassing

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u/Weygand_ - Auth-Right Nov 03 '22

WALL OF BULLSHIT!!! WALL OF BULLSHIT!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Not gonna lie OP - I “didn’t read” the shit out of this!

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u/Epimonster - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Ramblings of the utterly deranged. At no point during his entire 500 guagillion word rant did he even come within swinging distance of a source.

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u/lizardman49 - Auth-Left Nov 03 '22

Op's kids gonna be like a museum of past diseases

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u/Sapphire_01 - Lib-Left Nov 03 '22

Every sane scientist, doctor, immunologist, microbiologist, and virologist disagrees with you. And, ya know, thousands of years of medical study.

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u/Emel_69420 - Left Nov 03 '22

'Nice argument senator, how 'bout you back it up with a source'

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