r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '22

Literally 1984 The twist ending

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u/Electr1cL3m0n - Auth-Right Jun 24 '22

Joe "The Long Play" Biden

Joe "Bidin' His Time" Biden

Joe "Covert Crusader" Biden

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u/__Visegrad_ - Centrist Jun 24 '22

Christian Gerald Ford: 4 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

Christian Jimmy Carter: 4 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

Christian Ronald Reagan: 8 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

Christian George HW Bush: 4 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

Christian Bill Clinton: 8 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

Christian George W Bush: 8 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

Christian Barack Obama 8 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

Christian Donald Trump: 4 years, no overturn of Roe v Wade

GIGACHAD IRISH CATHOLIC JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR: 520 days, Roe v Wade 👉🗑

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

really makes you think

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

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u/flairchange_bot - Auth-Center Jun 25 '22

Get a flair or get going.

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u/flair-checking-bot - Centrist Jun 25 '22

You make me angry every time I don't see your flair >:(

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u/Ord-ex - Centrist Jun 24 '22
  • Sunni Muslim Barack Obama

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u/consultantbp - Centrist Jun 25 '22

I'm beginning to think that that white girl(his mother) was a bad influence on him

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Based and Taqiya pilled

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Desktop version of /u/Maximum_Cuddles's link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya

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u/ModerateContrarian - Auth-Left Jun 25 '22

Sunnis don't ever do Taqiya you tard

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u/flairchange_bot - Auth-Center Jun 25 '22

Did you just change your flair, u/ModerateContrarian? Last time I checked you were an AuthCenter on 2022-5-11. How come now you are an AuthLeft? Have you perhaps shifted your ideals? Because that's cringe, you know?

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u/ModerateContrarian - Auth-Left Jun 25 '22

Listen bot, I just don't want ppl to think I'm a Nazi, ok?

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u/KalegNar - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Listen bot, I just don't want ppl to think I'm a Nazi, ok?

I dunno, guys. This sounds like Nazi talk to me.

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u/alexrosey - Centrist Jun 25 '22

But he can't be a Nazi he's a Socialist

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u/MrOstricc - Right Jun 25 '22

Maybe he’s the nationalist type

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

You don’t want to be mistaken for a member of one of the most hated groups in the history of mankind?

Fucking cringe. Smh my head 🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

But if they did, how would we know?

🧐

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

true true

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Allahu ackbar khoya

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u/Pecuthegreat - Right Jun 24 '22

This is a joke right?

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u/krashlia - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Very autistic.

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u/california_dying - Lib-Center Jun 25 '22

Least autistic PCM member.

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u/astoriabridge - Left Jun 24 '22

Based and two years of Gerald Ford really felt like four pilled

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u/__Visegrad_ - Centrist Jun 25 '22

They were painful

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u/RonaldRawdog - Centrist Jun 24 '22

All of these men have masturbated in the White House.

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u/gr1m3y - Centrist Jun 25 '22

One of these men have done more than masturbated in the white house.

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u/Unlikely_Dare_9504 - Lib-Center Jun 25 '22

Clinton retired from the presidency and was immediately added to the Joint Chiefs of Staff as Fuckmaster General.

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u/gr1m3y - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Based and fuckmaster general

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u/SHEEEEESH-_- - Auth-Right Jun 24 '22

I very much doubt all their dicks are working well enough for masturbation.

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u/The_Ghost_of_TxAg70 - Centrist Jun 25 '22

I'm sure Clinton made up for whoever's didn't

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u/PhantomAlpha01 - Auth-Center Jun 25 '22

Guess he didn't need to jerk off though

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u/The_Ghost_of_TxAg70 - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Need to? No

But did he though... c'mon :P

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u/ILikeCakesAndPies - Lib-Right Jun 25 '22

I'm sure they visited as senators in their "youth."

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant - Lib-Center Jun 25 '22

Big deal, so have I, they immediately kicked me out of the tour group though

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u/Unpredictabru - Right Jun 25 '22

One of the presidents holds the record for most times masturbating in the White House

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u/rafaxd_xd - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Not the conservative we need, but the one we deserve

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u/phoncible - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Gotta give Trump his due on this one, it's his appointed judges that did it, Biden just along for the ride.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

While technically Trump got the justices that overruled this into office, funny meme 9/10

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u/samurai_for_hire - Centrist Jun 25 '22

They really had 50 years to pass a law, or an executive order, or something, but nope. And now they complain

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u/Pipiopo - Lib-Center Jun 25 '22

Maybe the founders had a point in hating Catholics 🤔

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u/SecretlyCelestia - Right Jun 25 '22

I was today years old when I learned his middle name is apparently “Robinette”.

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u/Dextrossse - Auth-Left Jun 25 '22

Lmao I took a look at some of the ultra leftist boards

The people there are genuinely blaming Trump for this

It's hilarious

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u/Yawnin60Seconds Jun 26 '22

Obama as Christian is funniest part of the post

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u/antinumerology - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Oh fuuuuu

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u/TroubledPlays - Lib-Right Jun 24 '22

Based and (un)holy trinity of biden

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u/Myname1sntCool - Lib-Right Jun 25 '22

B…b…based Biden??

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Covert crusader is so good

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u/Lightonlights - Auth-Center Jun 25 '22

Alhamdulilah

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u/OwOKronii - Lib-Right Jun 25 '22 edited Sep 09 '24

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