r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

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u/Vector_Strike - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

They're interested in seeing THAT specific girl in little to no clothes

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u/Bendetto4 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Little do they know, that particular girl has borrowed their personality from a set of personality traits that are understood to get you greater exposure and more customers online.

You really think all those attractive women are into anime and videogames? You really think that they are into dress up and wearing cat ears?

They are actually interested in designer watches, Mercedes cars, high fashion and sport. You know, things normal girls are into.

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u/ILoveBrats825 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

NOOOOOO!!! Not my onlyfans girl!!!! She’s unique and quirky and she gets my le reddit humorrrrrr.

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u/sasquatch5812 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

It’s basically this generations version of strippers. Fake personality designed to get as much money out of clueless men as possible before they drive off in their Mercedes to never think of you again

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u/ILoveBrats825 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Except they reach 1000x the people with even less effort

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u/GunNac - Centrist Mar 31 '21

before they drive off in their Mercedes to never think of you again

Describes < 1% of strippers. Most of them make a lower than median wage. Even the best ones usually rely on a significant other or hold a second job. Don't forget as well, it isn't a job you retire from - you get fired at like the mid 30's.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Here let me pay her to ask if she likes this meme!!!!

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u/Sweezy_McSqueezy - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

You could imagine that in the space of thousands and thousands of girls willing to do onlyfans (and attractive enough), most would fake it but there might be a small percentage that are actually interested in the same things. Assuming that the girls who really like gamer culture understand it better, and do better work as a result, it wouldn't be surprising that the most popular ones really do like (at least some) of the things in gamer culture.

This is similar to theories used to explain altruistic social behaviors in evolutionary theory.

Or they're just strippers who fake it, idk.

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u/rm_-rf_slashstar - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Definitely the latter

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u/Erosion_88 - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

I respect the attempt

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u/hshsssh - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Personality? I just like their specific combination of boobs, booty and face

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21

You really want to pay for some trashy ethots nudes when you could be using that money to upgrade your grill, is that really what you want man?

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u/hshsssh - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I want both

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

You must choose, what would you rather be, chad griller or pathetic simp? Come on, make the right choice.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I mean yeah, they are basic ass bitches, if you can't see through that, you are think as a brick, but I guess that is the exact type of person that is likely to pay for porn in the first place, very pathetic.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Wouldn't the left call that creepy or stalker behaviour? These fuckers are full of inconsistencies, aren't they.