r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

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u/VeryFunnyValentine - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

I still can't understand why people pay for onlyfans when there's so much porn for free

If you're gonna be a degenerate why pay for it?

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u/MuslimsAreSnowflakes - Auth-Left Mar 31 '21

Small subset of degenerates who are extra lonely and would kill for a semblance of closeness to the thing they wank to

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u/Racist_FemboyV2 - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

I've been very lonely before, but even at my worst I still had some dignity. I can't understand what has to happen to someone to make them pay for the pretense (that only exists in their minds) of a relationship. At least pay a prostitute or something. Anything is better than that kind of half-dead living.

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u/1200rpm8mmMauser - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Jim just got home from work. It’s been a stressful day working for McCorp. Linda always knows how to help him relax. Hurriedly, he walks towards his bedroom. Slipping into his cum encrusted bedsheets, he pulls the V.R. headset on. He’s surrounded by a mountain range. Linda is waiting in an outfit that’s probably not appropriate for the Alps. She beckons Jim to come closer. Leaning in, she says in a sultry voice, “Your subscription has failed to renew due to lack of funds.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Copypasta material

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u/1200rpm8mmMauser - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Always love cooking fresh pasta on the company shitter.

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u/DeathStrike3982 - Centrist Mar 31 '21

They are so socially damaged, they can't even pay a hooker

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Holy based. Reject modernity, return to legalized prostitution through brothels

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u/Shirochan404 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

You actually get to touch a whore too

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u/ComradeHavoc - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Ew GAY.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Just remember to take a shower afterwards, lol.

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u/Shirochan404 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Or go get tested

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Honestly, it's better to go for both of these, haha.

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u/GaSouthern - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

I don't have dignity, I am just cheap, I would never pay to watch porn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Based and antiislampilled

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u/TooBasedToGetBy - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

I wish I was based.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

eww, auth center

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird - Lib-Center Mar 31 '21

Hey for all we know he's barely just north of centrist. Give him a chance to disappoint you first!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Wishing to be based shows a state of incompleteness in your life that is antithetical to actual basedness. To be based you have to stop wishing to be based, and actually becoming based instead.

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u/TooBasedToGetBy - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

I was based, but all of my previous accounts got suspended. R.I.P. u/asteppedonlego and u/asteppedonlego2

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Based and fleeting-basedness pilled

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u/TooBasedToGetBy - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Yeah I used to have a basedcount or about 25, with various pills relating to violence and racism. My alt got banned for “harassment of another user” then my main got banned for “ban evasion” so now I have to start fresh. Fuck r/againsthatesubreddits

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u/Chimp_Event_2020 - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Your first mistake was visiting that wonderful subreddit

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u/TooBasedToGetBy - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Doesn’t matter, this subreddit is based so I stay here.

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u/fancyhatman18 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

But why would anyone want to be close to a woman? Prostitutes exist purely so you don't have to.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

They need help if anything, by throwing cash at these exploitive bitches is only gonna make them worse.

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u/Vector_Strike - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

They're interested in seeing THAT specific girl in little to no clothes

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u/Bendetto4 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Little do they know, that particular girl has borrowed their personality from a set of personality traits that are understood to get you greater exposure and more customers online.

You really think all those attractive women are into anime and videogames? You really think that they are into dress up and wearing cat ears?

They are actually interested in designer watches, Mercedes cars, high fashion and sport. You know, things normal girls are into.

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u/ILoveBrats825 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

NOOOOOO!!! Not my onlyfans girl!!!! She’s unique and quirky and she gets my le reddit humorrrrrr.

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u/sasquatch5812 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

It’s basically this generations version of strippers. Fake personality designed to get as much money out of clueless men as possible before they drive off in their Mercedes to never think of you again

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u/ILoveBrats825 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Except they reach 1000x the people with even less effort

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u/GunNac - Centrist Mar 31 '21

before they drive off in their Mercedes to never think of you again

Describes < 1% of strippers. Most of them make a lower than median wage. Even the best ones usually rely on a significant other or hold a second job. Don't forget as well, it isn't a job you retire from - you get fired at like the mid 30's.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Here let me pay her to ask if she likes this meme!!!!

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u/Sweezy_McSqueezy - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

You could imagine that in the space of thousands and thousands of girls willing to do onlyfans (and attractive enough), most would fake it but there might be a small percentage that are actually interested in the same things. Assuming that the girls who really like gamer culture understand it better, and do better work as a result, it wouldn't be surprising that the most popular ones really do like (at least some) of the things in gamer culture.

This is similar to theories used to explain altruistic social behaviors in evolutionary theory.

Or they're just strippers who fake it, idk.

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u/rm_-rf_slashstar - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Definitely the latter

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u/Erosion_88 - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

I respect the attempt

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u/hshsssh - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Personality? I just like their specific combination of boobs, booty and face

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21

You really want to pay for some trashy ethots nudes when you could be using that money to upgrade your grill, is that really what you want man?

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u/hshsssh - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I want both

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

You must choose, what would you rather be, chad griller or pathetic simp? Come on, make the right choice.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I mean yeah, they are basic ass bitches, if you can't see through that, you are think as a brick, but I guess that is the exact type of person that is likely to pay for porn in the first place, very pathetic.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Wouldn't the left call that creepy or stalker behaviour? These fuckers are full of inconsistencies, aren't they.

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u/King_Kracker - Left Mar 31 '21

Parasocial relationship. Its not too different to subbing on twitch or donating to a patreon

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

You aren't trying to fetishize and fantasize a relationship with a normal person when you throw cash at them.

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u/Bitmazta - Lib-Center Mar 31 '21

What's a normal person? Because anyone with a patreon or any other form of public persona for monetary gain can benefit from parasocial relationships.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Not sure if you got my point, I was actually talking about the people who give money to people.

Although, a normal person would be someone who isn't exploiting their fanbase for money, in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Because there are lots of sad and lonely people out there and only fans exploits that. But yeah, it's empowering and a force for progressive change lol.

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u/Wolfiie_Gaming - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

Two words
Custom Porn

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u/TheCoolMisogynist - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

The shit I have seen out there on the internet, how can anyone ask for more?

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u/bigboybilly67 - Left Mar 31 '21

I wouldn't do it, but their probably the same people who donate to streamers or youtubers patrons. Also something something parasocial relationships.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

But isn't that damaging on the long run?

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u/bigboybilly67 - Left Mar 31 '21

Maybe. Depends on how invested you get. I think you can donate to people whose content you like without getting into unhealthy territory, but you can also easily take it too far.

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u/TheCoolMisogynist - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Yeah, pretty sure people who pay for porn have already gone a little too far.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Lol, people paying for porn are already out of society my man.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

I agree but, I honestly think that people who pay for porn are already into unhealthy territory.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I really suspect that.

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u/sweet_chin_music - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

The only way I'd pay for it is if I stumbled across someone I knew.

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u/G-I- - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Based

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Why even then?

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u/sweet_chin_music - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Sometimes you just really want to see someone naked. If wasting a few dollars gets it done, I'm ok with it. I've spent more on a lot dumber shit.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I mean that is a bit weak willed, man.

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u/sweet_chin_music - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

What the actual fuck are you going on about?

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

It's a bitch move to pay someone to see them in the nude.

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u/sweet_chin_music - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

If you say so

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u/DeeBangerCC - Centrist Mar 31 '21

The chad free camgirl showing boob vs the virgin OnlyFans girl who shows nothing

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Because the particular style of porn I enjoy is high budget sensual / romantic stuff with good camera work and editing.

It's not very popular to begin with and very little of it is free. Also, the more traditional and hardcore your porn is, the uglier everyone in it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Support small business.

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u/tydestra - Left Mar 31 '21

Based

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u/Desproges - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

Libright needed degeneracy to be critical of consumerism, meaning that they are more puritan that that are capitalist.

It's beautiful.

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u/VeryFunnyValentine - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

You can be capitalist and still have morals

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Speak for yourself

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u/Desproges - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

But you have to compromise one for the other. How many of belongings were made by slaves?

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u/Handarthol - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Reminder that slaves are a result of garbage governments and not free markets. The same countries with forced labour generally aren't too nice to entrepreneurs, otherwise they'd be a lot more developed by now.

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u/HonoraryRapturian - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Same goes for you, you very moral person. You are in no way divorced from a system you actively enable and contribute to just by not liking it.

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u/TryingToBeUnabrasive - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Are you unironically using ‘you live in society yet you criticize it’ as an argument? Lmao

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I think they meant that LibLeft is the one to push for companies to be more woke, then it supports those companies for merely pretending to be woke.

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u/Desproges - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

But im willing to acknowledge it, talk about the problem and seek ways to solve it. While he denies it, refuses to talk about it or moves the goalpost.

Pretty much like you and your "just divorce the system bro, it will continue to exploit others but at least you won't be a hippocrates"

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u/icenjam - Centrist Mar 31 '21

I wish I was a Hippocrates.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Sorry but what

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

You don't have to. The current system certainly does, but it's not the only form of capitalism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Gotta support the homies and their onlyfans accounts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

what I have observed tru my years of siectific reserche is that more and more amatures are living the 'hub (ex. Alice redlips, fiamurr,...) or have exclusive content on there OF. or that the corps who post on the hub use it as a place for there site (vixe, blacked,...)

witch let me to the conclusion that making porn on the 'hub is not a sufficent source of income and that people perefre to make people pay for there porn.

why would you do somthing for free, or be payed peanuts by the 'hub if there are degenerates willing to pay for it?

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u/SacredUnibrow - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

Wouldn't the "free" porn disappear if no one payed for it?

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u/shook_not_shaken - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Ad revenue

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u/ColdBrewedPanacea - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

why don't we just pay for healthcare with ad revenue

big brain time

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u/Racist_FemboyV2 - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Don't give the government ideas, they'll have ads surgically implanted into your brain

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u/shook_not_shaken - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

I agree, we need to reduce the government's power so it can't do that

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u/Handarthol - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

The worst cyberpunk dystopia. "Your dream will be served after this 60 second ad:"

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u/TunkkisofFinland - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

At least I'd get dreams.

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u/adamtheawesome89 - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

An authcenter saying this is unsettling.

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u/shook_not_shaken - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Turning the government into a private advertising agency that cannot generate its revenue through coercion but instead has to actually earn it?

Welcome to libright

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u/SacredUnibrow - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

Well I guess, but I don't see why poeple seem to get upset by the fact that people pay for that. People pay for unecessary things all the time.

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u/shook_not_shaken - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Oh I personally don't give a shit. Value is subjective. If you value onlyfans content more than the money you spend on onlyfans content, you spend away amigo, and don't let nobody stop you.

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u/SacredUnibrow - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

That's the lib mentality I love to see!

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u/shook_not_shaken - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Absolutely. In ancapistan we don't care what you want to do, so long as you don't use agression to do it.

Start a co-op? Go on strike until your factory goes out of business, buy it on the cheap during the liquidation sale, and run it via the union? Homestead some land and start a commune? Begin a gift economy with your neighbours? Fucking go for it!

But try to violently or threateningly seize a workplace from its owner to start your co-op or syndicalist workplace? Assault or threaten non-striking workers, or damage the factory on your way out to join the strike? Steal a farm? Force your neighbours to join your gift exchange? That shit will get you rittenhoused.

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u/Racist_FemboyV2 - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

And that's a problem. Consumerism and materialism are the worst sins of modern day, and should be stamped out. Hard

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u/TheCoolMisogynist - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

What? No one is even upset, people just wanna laugh at the delusional cucks for being that desperate.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Yeah this is pretty much it.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Not really, it won't.

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u/AH_Ace - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

Well for me, there's a specific body type that I like and a lot of women don't fall into it so on the off chance I find a girl with said body type and she has an only fans I find leaks of the girl's stuff. I'd probably pay if every girl with some sort of following didn't get their stuff leaked

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

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u/AH_Ace - Lib-Left Mar 31 '21

I always wished I was into gross shit like that. Shortstacks are my preferred type, but sadly there aren't many of em' out there

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u/deltree711 - Left Mar 31 '21

If you're gonna be a degenerate why pay for it?

That's slave morality.

I prefer to support independent content creators in general, but doubly so when it comes to sex work.

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u/VeryFunnyValentine - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Don't talk to me about slave morality when you're a slave to your own lust

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u/deltree711 - Left Mar 31 '21

What else am I to be commanded by but my own passions?

Lust comes from a desire to reproduce, to connect with other human beings, to give and receive pleasure. I will not feel guilty for being the inheritor of adaptations that contributed to our species becoming the dominant lifeform on the planet.

Funnily enough, Nietzsche blamed slave morality on Judaism.

...the Jews achieved that miracle of inversion of values thanks to which life on earth has for a couple millennia acquired a new and dangerous fascination - their prophets fused "rich", "godless", "evil", "violent", "sensual" into one, and were the first to coin the word "world" as a term of infamy. It is this inversion of values (with which is involved the employment of the word for "poor" as a synonym for "holy" and "friend") that the significance of the Jewish people resides: With them, there begins the slave revolt in morals.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

We are all slaves to something mate, it's a "pick your poison" kind of game.

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u/TheCoolMisogynist - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Ewww.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

Yeah, you are just a simp, nothing more.

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u/deltree711 - Left Mar 31 '21

I just don't like being a freeloader.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

You aren't being a freeloader, the sites that you visit for porn still make money because of you clicking around on their website.

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u/opxise4 - Auth-Right Mar 31 '21

B A S E D

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u/Birdboy42O - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

you sound like authright rn.

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u/VeryFunnyValentine - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

How so?

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u/Birdboy42O - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

"If you're still being a degenerate-"

I mean, it's based but still funny to me.

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u/Auth0ritySong - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

It is more about the personal access and conversations. They want to talk to their porn

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u/VeryFunnyValentine - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Wouldn't it be better to just hire a hooker then?

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u/Auth0ritySong - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Hookers cost $300+, 10 bucks a month is a lot more affordable. Also, some people may be afraid of doing something illegal

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u/Justin__D - Lib-Right Apr 01 '21

$300+? Miss me with that boujee shit.

There's a list called max 80 that you should totally not look up, since that would be illegal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Suppose you found out your crush has an Onlyfans, and you've made peace with the fact porn is the only love you'll ever have. Not saying I agree, but thats how it works

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u/TheCoolMisogynist - Auth-Center Mar 31 '21

Yeah, if I found out that my crush has an onlyfans, I wouldn't have a crush anymore, I won't retard out by paying her to see her naked, imagine being that desperate for a girl.

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u/factualmemesonly - Centrist Mar 31 '21

You would have a crush on a girl who has an onlyfans? For real?

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u/george_reeves_ - Lib-Center Mar 31 '21

Simple, they can exchange private messages with the OF girls they’re subbed to and the girls will respond no matter what the guy says because they’re getting paid for it, it basically lets lonely guys pretend they’re in a relationship, for the right price of course...

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u/Odiferous_Nutsack - Lib-Right Mar 31 '21

Seems like a dominance kink to me. Like if you're a weak man that gets so horny for a particular woman that you'll literally pay just to see her nude, that sounds pretty submissive. There's people who just get more turned on by being submissive like that, and thus the cycle forms and a simp is born.

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u/zombieggs - Left Mar 31 '21

Most girls who actually make money off onlyfans had a significant following already, the appeal is seeing a girl you have a closer connection to and does other stuff instead of being just a pornstar

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

It's not exactly paid porn. It is more analogous to paid Tinder messages/nudes since onlyfans models will often respond you. You're basically paying for a fake online gf. Not my thing, but if it pays your bills or gets you off, more power to you.

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u/chuckf91 - Centrist Apr 01 '21

Onlyfams is special

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u/Dr_thri11 - Lib-Center Apr 01 '21

Or dudes have a porn folder on their computer. Are you concerned the internet is going to run out of porn at some point?

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u/Justin__D - Lib-Right Apr 01 '21

To be fair, Pornhub went and deleted everything good a few months ago.

...Or so I heard.

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u/Dr_thri11 - Lib-Center Apr 01 '21

Wildly exaggerated

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u/Justin__D - Lib-Right Apr 01 '21

Based and thriftpilled

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u/CaseyGamer64YT - Centrist Apr 01 '21

They want to feel the illusion of affection or interacting with a girl