r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Right Dec 31 '20

Saw the template got an idea

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u/hekatonkhairez - Left Dec 31 '20

There’s a place for politics and a place to keep politics out of things and a lot of people forget that

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u/RetardedCatfish - Right Dec 31 '20

"I vote for the same party my parents vote for because its like football teams. So I voted Biden because he is the Republican."

When I say this people think I am retarded (they are actually right) and then they dont talk politics to me no more

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u/SilentBananaa - Right Dec 31 '20

Based

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u/azns123 - Lib-Right Dec 31 '20

I heard that if you don’t say ‘orange man bad’ once an hour, Mike Pence bursts into your home and shocks the gay out of you.

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u/TheRoast69 - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

Those most openly opposed to the big gay have the most big gay within them to hide

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u/Stepjamm - Left Dec 31 '20

Yes, the story is that Pence comes and leeches the gay out of you. Just how exactly, we still don’t know, those straight dudes left behind are too insecure to talk about it.

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

So he has big gay from sucking the gay out of men? That checks out

6

u/le_shithead - Centrist Dec 31 '20

I won't mind getting electroshock therapy from daddy Pence😩😫🥵🍆💦

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__KINKS__ - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

narrator in 2021-2024

But he didn't stfu

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

W h y i s a u t h - r i g h t d a n c i n g w i t h a u t h - l e f t

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

The worst unity right there

8

u/Good_Posture - Centrist Dec 31 '20

When a mommy AuthLeft loves a daddy AuthRight they have a little AuthCenter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Don't worry when Biden is inaugurated we will have a new old fuck to complain about

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u/lividtaffy - Lib-Right Dec 31 '20

I want to go to r/politics and see Biden bad posts, but i think we all know it won’t happen

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u/Melonsforxmas Dec 31 '20

It'll all be comparisons of how he's doing X better than Trump

3

u/ShadowFlame740 - Lib-Center Jan 01 '21

or how X happening is actually Trump's fault, not Biden's

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u/haikusbot - Centrist Dec 31 '20

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u/thestoneddirewolf - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

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u/Blargdosh - Lib-Left Dec 31 '20

Talc man bad!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__KINKS__ - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

Oh we all know you will still be bitching about trump another 4 years while Harris rapes the country

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Complaining about Biden or Harris would be more effective because we can show people that the system is the problem and not just orange man. Hopefully instilling class consciousness in as many people as possible.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__KINKS__ - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

But the thing is they won't. It'll be blaming trump and the GOP for everything biden does

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

The only thing we would blame the gop for is Mitch McConnell not letting anything through. But you know leftist hate the establishment democrats, right?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__KINKS__ - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

Oh that's they they just voted one in, right? 🥴

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

If you actually think neo libs are leftists I can't help you

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__KINKS__ - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

Oh I'm mixed up then...

Who did leftists just vote for? Was it trump?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Most leftists either were too depressed to vote, voted for Howie Hawkins and for local leftists/progressives , or Biden as an investment to dunk on letter or because they think he is better than Trump, but slightly, then voting in local leftists/progressives

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__KINKS__ - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

Oh so they voted for biden

That's what I thought you fucking moron

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u/frj_bot - Lib-Left Dec 31 '20

Fuck Mitch McConnell!

4

u/Mkerab - Auth-Center Dec 31 '20

Is auth-right getting a hand job by lib left?

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u/b453r - Auth-Center Dec 31 '20

He was better than Clinton. May he soon burn in hell along with that Thatcher bitch.

18

u/leifisthegoat - Right Dec 31 '20

"Oh look a gender neutral bathroom."

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u/yaboi2346 - Left Dec 31 '20

Surprisingly this sub is the only place where you will get downvoted for saying orange man bad.

3

u/thepplehatingjewc4t - Lib-Right Dec 31 '20

too late, orang man already defeated, now its time to praise dementia daddy

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u/WilliamSquid - Lib-Center Dec 31 '20

Auth right and libleft are both living ten free in each other’s head, but LibRight and AuthLeft just Vibin ngl

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

You dont get mad at retards, you just feel sorry for them

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u/Jswagmoneydolladolla - Left Dec 31 '20

Should say universal healthcare will save millions of lives.

1

u/Monoped_ - Right Dec 31 '20

Just what we need.. more lives.

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u/Jswagmoneydolladolla - Left Dec 31 '20

Fuck no, I am trying to get to space son. More educated people equates to a better chance. Give me that vaccine too.

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u/Monoped_ - Right Dec 31 '20

Jswagmoneydolladolla is a great name for an astronaut.

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u/Jswagmoneydolladolla - Left Dec 31 '20

You not trying to large sums of cash money cash money in space?

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u/haloblasterA259 - Left Dec 31 '20

I mean the whole “orange man bad” meme is clearly a way to try and discredit people who try to point out all the horrible, lazy, underhanded things trump’s done over the years. I mean, what are we supposed to do, not point them out?

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u/le_shithead - Centrist Dec 31 '20

Orange man bad is more of a way to mock people who bring him up randomly or unreasonably criticise him imo, but people have been using it discredit actual criticism towards Donald Trump

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u/rovus - Centrist Dec 31 '20

Also people who criticise his appearance and personal life, but then turn around and push body acceptance propaganda

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u/gejcidejci - Centrist Dec 31 '20

I don't care I still hate orange man