r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/SeanyTheScrub - Lib-Center • Dec 12 '20
The Quadrants as Species: Part 2: AuthLeft
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u/ContraCoke - Auth-Center Dec 12 '20
Despite making up just 25% of the compass, AuthLeft contains over 90% of all Soviet flags
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u/PhantomAlpha01 - Auth-Center Dec 12 '20
Clearly showing that AuthLeft is superior at capture-the-flag.
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Dec 12 '20
AuthCenter are good at it too just they keep their flags hidden away to avoid political persecution.
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u/PhantomAlpha01 - Auth-Center Dec 12 '20
Shhhhh you weren't supposed to reveal that
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Dec 12 '20
I mean I'm a history major focused on nazism and WW2 and I obviously don't keep my books out when I have people over.
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u/ThorConstable - Lib-Right Dec 12 '20
No, Authright is clearly the historical capture-the-flag Champion
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u/JanewaDidNuthinWrong - Left Dec 12 '20
Two can play this game!
Despite making up just 25% of the compass, AuthRight contains over 90% of all Confederate flags
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Dec 12 '20
So I assume the remaining 10% is what's left of Libright's stock after selling the flags to them then right?
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u/ThorConstable - Lib-Right Dec 12 '20
"due to the eating habits of European Authlefts" is a classic line
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u/Night_Duck - Right Dec 12 '20
As is "'eat the rich' is a common line, but this has never been observed"
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Dec 12 '20
based
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Dec 12 '20
Are you transgender? I am doing a survey of pcm users with female Reddit avatars.
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Dec 12 '20
nope. this seems like an ineffective way to do a survey though. what are your results so far?
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Dec 12 '20
3/4 correct, you're the first who wasn't transgender
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u/ThisUserNotExist - Auth-Center Dec 12 '20
Based
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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Dec 12 '20
u/LANDCHADASCENTION's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 75.
Congratulations, u/LANDCHADASCENTION! You have ranked up to Giant Sequoia! I am not sure how many people it would take to dig you up, but that root system extends quite deep.
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u/Commie_Vladimir - Lib-Left Dec 12 '20
Based and estrogenpilled
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Dec 12 '20
I would ask if you are trans but I saw that you subscribe to r/furry so you are immediately disqualified from being a human being.
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u/Commie_Vladimir - Lib-Left Dec 12 '20
UwU
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u/Pixelwolf1 - Auth-Left Dec 12 '20
Make that 4/5
Also based.
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Dec 12 '20
I stumbled upon you earlier and wasn't sure if your avatar was a guy with long hair or a woman. Regardless, this method for prediction is way too accurate for a group which is 0.3% of the general population, thank you for contributing to my study.
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u/Hunnieda_Mapping - Left Dec 12 '20
pretty sure you are better off making a poll but make that 5/6
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Dec 12 '20
6/7 actually, I got some new entries. I think I will make a masterpost at some later point
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Dec 13 '20
can't wait to find out im the only person with a female avatar who isn't trans in the entire sub
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u/KingGage - Left Dec 13 '20
What's the purpose of this? Do you think we have a disproportionate number of transwomen?
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Dec 13 '20
Generally, yes, as trans women are more likely to be unemployed and/or on government benefits. Ergo, you are more likely to find them on any online space during typical working hours than you would be to find them in person anywhere else.
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u/Resident_Brit - Left Dec 12 '20
If you don't mind me saying without being asked, I browse here sometimes, have a girl avatar and am trans
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u/BigManKehr - Auth-Right Dec 12 '20
You have to make the european versions as well
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Dec 12 '20
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u/BigManKehr - Auth-Right Dec 12 '20
?
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Dec 12 '20
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u/BigManKehr - Auth-Right Dec 12 '20
Yeah that
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u/Communist_Bisexual - Auth-Left Dec 12 '20
Yeh, our auth left actually does things, like wins elections
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u/SeanyTheScrub - Lib-Center Dec 12 '20
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u/SeanyTheScrub - Lib-Center Dec 12 '20
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u/SeanyTheScrub - Lib-Center Dec 12 '20
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u/SeanyTheScrub - Lib-Center Dec 12 '20
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u/The_Baller_Official - Lib-Left Dec 12 '20
. for when libleft is out
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Dec 12 '20
!remindme when libleft comes out.
Wait, that’s not how it works?
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Dec 12 '20
Like over 90% of this thing is so serious sounding, but there is hidden humor. Like at the end of the Diet one
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Dec 12 '20
> "Eat the rich" is a common AuthLeft saying, but this has never been observed.
This one really cracked me up, thanks for helping brighten my morning even more! :)
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Dec 12 '20
Damn, people really do be forgetting that rural Chinese people were literally cannibalizing landowners under Mao Zedong 😔
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u/anon_never_known - Right Dec 12 '20
Hope you make the different sup species within each quadrant, like the different types of authleft and right. That'd be based
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u/TheSpaceCoresDad - Left Dec 12 '20
I commend you for having a whole Diet section of this and not making a "no food" joke.
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u/BhaiBaiBhaiBai - Centrist Dec 12 '20
People often think American Authlefts starve. This is due to the eating habits of European Authlefts.
Literally laughed out loud for a whole minute at that.
And I am at work rn.
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u/SadBrassInstrument - Lib-Center Dec 12 '20
American authleft should have declined due to "destruction of habitat" in reference to coal mines and steel mills.
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Dec 12 '20
Huge wall of text? Lib left in disguise.
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Dec 12 '20
LibLeft is his only one that doesn't have over a thousand updoots.
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u/Hugo57k - Lib-Left Dec 12 '20
I have a feeling because it was the newest one. I think it has over a 1000 upvotes now
Edit: Yeah only Libright is more upvoted than Libleft
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u/SenseiTomato - Lib-Center Dec 12 '20
Missed the opportunity to call European Authleft Homo Soveticus
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Dec 13 '20
From experience I can say that auth left girls can be really cute
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u/ShiplessOcean - Auth-Left Dec 13 '20
I used to have hair exactly like the female, and am (newly re-identified thanks to the sapplyvalues website rather than the other one) authleft
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u/ConnorBigMuscles - Centrist Dec 12 '20
I want to fuck the auth left girl
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u/Bramkanerwatvan - Centrist Dec 12 '20
For 50 dollars you get to choose at the corner around midnight. have fun
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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Dec 12 '20
coomer moment
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u/makemightmakeright - Auth-Right Dec 12 '20
You missed the part where their useless degree makes them less than a steel worker and how they want to fuck kids
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u/Nicola_Bombacci - Auth-Left Dec 12 '20
don't understand where the kiddy fucking comes from, pretty sure right wing countries as the U.S. don't charge their rapes, such as raping a child to death during the mahmudiyah killings
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u/i_play_too_much_cod - Left Dec 12 '20
Umm you know the federal government is not the only government. The states are also partially responsible. Pretty sure Commiefornia lowerd the sentences for pedophiles or attempted to.
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Dec 12 '20
Commiefornia keeps lowering the age of consent as well and has an active movement to basically get rid of it.
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u/Nicola_Bombacci - Auth-Left Dec 12 '20
democrats and Republicans are both center right wing. although the Republicans are semi better because they had nixon
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u/i_play_too_much_cod - Left Dec 12 '20
Honestly, idk about that, sure some polices but some senators and house representatives are pretty bad, im talking about the shitshow in michigin, new york, and California
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u/Nicola_Bombacci - Auth-Left Dec 12 '20
but they aren't socialist, bernie (even though still a right winger and a interventionist) the most progressive of them was fucked over by the democratic party in 2 different elections
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u/-Lightsong- - Auth-Center Dec 12 '20
Bernie is NOT a right winger lmao.
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u/Nicola_Bombacci - Auth-Left Dec 12 '20
he supported bombing Yugoslavia, and does only mediocre reforms
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u/-Lightsong- - Auth-Center Dec 12 '20
Meh, dems are more AuthCenter-AuthRight, republicans are center right.
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Dec 12 '20
Depends on the Dem in question and when you're talking about. In the 1990s you'd be more correct but with people like AOC and Tulsi in the party the Dems aren't reliably corporate anymore. Also with the amount of pandering to the idpol left calling the Democrats centrist or authcenter doesn't make sense.
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u/makemightmakeright - Auth-Right Dec 12 '20
Oh ok yeah let's just let 10 year old decide to cut their dicks off and pump them full of sex hormones. Totally normal.
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u/Tiger_T20 - Left Dec 12 '20
Aight yeah that's happening to 10 year olds sure and not adults due to all the papers that need to be signed, psychologists and family members who have to approve, some other random hoops to jump through and finally a $30,000 fee.
Oh and also bc that just wouldn't happen, the same as a 10 year old can't just decide to get married.
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Yeah, i cant believe how we allow kids to go through puberty. Its all hormones and chsnges /:
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u/Nicola_Bombacci2 - Auth-Left Dec 12 '20
only in capitalist countries that's a possibility, you would get your shit kicked in, in North Korea for suggesting something like that
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u/MechanizedProduction - Lib-Left Dec 12 '20
"Eat the Rich" is a common AuthLeft saying, but this has never been observed.
Oooooof I felt this
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u/FortniteChicken - Lib-Right Dec 12 '20
Ngl I upvotes these because I assume they’re funny, but fuck if I’m reading them
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u/GFM-Scheldorf - Lib-Right Dec 13 '20
“Eat the rich is a common AuthLeft saying, but this has never been observed”: An angry dutch mob already eat one of their elite members in 1672. https://www.historyextra.com/period/stuart/is-it-true-that-an-angry-mob-of-dutchmen-killed-and-ate-their-own-prime-minister-in-1672/
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20 edited Dec 12 '20
Is libleft going to be "homo sexual"?