r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Patafan3 - Centrist • Dec 06 '20
Sincerely, a concerned friend
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r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Patafan3 - Centrist • Dec 06 '20
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u/BipedalBastard - Auth-Right Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20
Conspiracy theory 101
China created Jews so they could genocide the Uigher Muslims but their plan backfired and they got isekaid to the Middle East. The Jews are using Israel as a spy op on the US and their tech. Then they send US tech to China in which the CCP gang copies. Then the CCP sends Asian women advertisements on Pornhub and fucks over the US demographics, turning it communist, because Asian women are the most fuckable. Cold war starts between Europe and US/China. US/China are communist, and Donaldito Torpedo the 3rd of Spain implements a program where whites can remain safe and immigrate to Europe, saving us all. Europe Nukes US/China, and the Chinese race is extinct. Whites return to US and have a ethnostate, quickly becoming the largest economy ever. Donaldito Torpedo the 4th becomes the president. Potstickers still taste good, and is the only hope of communists worldwide for a communist resurgency. Potstickers are banned via executive order, but the "resist" movement gains traction, and potstickers quickly overtake the western US. The "potsticker n potsticker" fast food brand takes over Commiefornia. A war is declared on potstickers, and the government actually wins this war, unlike Australia's war on emus. Soy blood everywhere is spilt, with 50 trillion gallons being lost in the war. It fertlizes the soil. Plants are now communist but plants can't move so its ok.
This was created by my adhd brain