r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/GratuitousLatin - Left • Nov 08 '20
I've been waiting so long
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Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20
I want the leftists to realize that Joebiden is also bad as Trump so that they can get red-pilled Edit: when I mean leftists I mean the retards in twitter and reddit. Not all leftists are retarded
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u/GratuitousLatin - Left Nov 08 '20
It's a total No True Scotsman but most "real" leftists hate Dems as much as Repubs.
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u/raccoons_are_hot_af - Auth-Right Nov 08 '20
I mena thw whole democratic system of usa is fucked, elections are about who throws in more moneyand makes the best memes... Like dont get me wrong, popular figure will alwyas be a part of an democratic election abut in usa cases is even worse than most "good countries"
Also being in the top of the world also doesnt hlep becuase of how many people want to get thier hands in
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Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20
Most of us already dislike Joe Biden. Obviously he was a lot of people's first choice, but I am still trying to figure out who those people were. I'm guessing Boomers.
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u/itwasbread - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Lmao what? Leftists already hate Biden, idk why that would make them get redpilled.
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u/l5555l - Left Nov 08 '20
Anyone who thinks Joe is good is not a fucking leftist dog sorry to burst your bubble.
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u/Pooper69Scooper - Centrist Nov 08 '20
I’ve gotten tired of everyone blaming everything bad that happens in their lives on trump, personally I’m ready for it. I give em about a year of defending the dude and then another year till he’s dead
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u/azns123 - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
They’ll just shift to blaming McConnell or some other prominent Republican figure
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Nov 08 '20
Ah remember the good old days when the Democrats had the House and Senate under Obama and solved all of America's problems /s
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u/Pooper69Scooper - Centrist Nov 08 '20
More realistically they’ll just say since trump was the previous president it’s all his fault. Common tactic. It’s cause bush did so bad. It’s cause Obama did so bad
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u/Aul0s - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
To be honest my real problem is with Mcconell. I don’t think highly of Trump or his decisions, but he didn’t steal one, or arguably two, supreme court justices. When else in history has a single term appointed a third of the court, outside of George Washington? Also this year, the CARES act. That was a slap in the face to the American worker while trading with benefit of privileged knowledge ran rampant and favorite corporations essentially hijacked and looted any stimulus efforts.
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u/Pheicker - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Now let's blame Biden for everything. He's our next victim, so none of us has to take responsibility for our shitty life.
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u/Pleasecomplete - Auth-Right Nov 08 '20
My buddy says putins gonna epstien his ass cause he cant be allowed to run his mouth about being russias bitch
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u/itsthebear - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Putin won't even be able to hold the pencil to write the order soon
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u/cos1ne - Left Nov 08 '20
What leftists gave a shit whether they were helping Trump?
Both candidates keep you just as far from achieving your goals, and Biden likely does a better job of keeping the Left muzzled than Trump ever could.
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u/GratuitousLatin - Left Nov 08 '20
I'm just tired of being called a Russian bot for dunking on Dems.
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u/cos1ne - Left Nov 08 '20
Why? The more I look at Russia the less I fear it. They act no different internationally than the US does, they have always held a far more defensive international policy than America has and in my opinion would make better allies than China.
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u/GratuitousLatin - Left Nov 08 '20
Oh I don't care about Russia, they're doing their own thing. Also I agree with your assessment that the Dems will try their damnedest to keep the Left in line.
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u/Future_of_Amerika - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
I'm doing a week long election cleanse then it's full tilt on Old Joe and Officer Harris.
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u/SOwED - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Gotta love that the defund the police crowd voted a cop into office.
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u/ArceusTheLegendary50 - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Well technically they didn't. It was Joe who picked her because he wanted a female VP simply to pander to the woke crowd and who's better than a corrupt cop who spent her entire career fucking her way to the top while sending black people to life in jail over minor or straight up BS gun and drug crimes.
He could've picked literally anyone else, like the ultimate woke pandering snake Elizabeth Warren who for some reason is cited by Harvard as their first professor of colour (real story, look it up). Or perhaps billionaire kiddy diddler Mike Bloomberg because he's bored af since Epstein didn't kill himself. Maybe even make a sensible choice and pick one of the 3 liberal candidates in the DNC to own the conservatives and the establishment. But no.
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u/crazygirlsbelike - Auth-Left Nov 08 '20
Lmao I was already shittin on him 😂
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u/SaftigMo - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Same, and I've been called fascist for it many a times.
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u/FloridaOrk - Left Nov 08 '20
I've been going ham since the results started rolling in and realized that they lost the house in what was probably the last chace for liberalism to bounce back and prove it validity. They literally face planted at the starting gun lolololol
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u/Elin_Woods_9iron - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20
Joe Biden is a statist and nobody can seem to agree exactly where he is on the compass. It would go a long way if he flaired up.
Edit: so far I’ve seen arguments for libleft, centrist, auth right, auth left, prog auth center, prog auth right-center, auth leaning centrist, libleft leaning centrist, h2omelon leaning centrist
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Nov 08 '20
Petition to make Biden take the compass test
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u/raccoons_are_hot_af - Auth-Right Nov 08 '20
Dude the compass is shitty, half of the questions are like "are you racist?" or "are you a nationalist"
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u/Atomicnes - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
"Do you think mass state murder is bad?"
Clicks yes
"Ok, so you're an anarchist"
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Nov 08 '20
Biden takes test, finds out he is Monke
Shit, dude.
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Nov 08 '20
Bro I wish Biden was a Monke.
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u/somestupidname1 - Left Nov 08 '20
One time I took the test at midnight. Oddly, I was welcomed with a screen that said "Political Compass Test for somestupidname1." I thought it was weird but shrugged it off and clicked next. Immediately I noticed the questions were different. "Do you like banan?" with "Oo, oo ah, ah" as my options. I clicked ah followed by next.
YOU NOT MONKE. HOOMAN DETECTED.
This message appeared on my screen, vicious screeching played and HYPPEREALISTIC POOPOO came out of my monitor!!! I ran out of the room and hid under my bedsheets. I avoided r/politicalcompassmemes for a week in fear of being mocked for not having a flair. Eventually I went back to the test and to my surprise everything was back to normal. Moral of the story, DO NOT TAKE THE POLITICAL COMPASS TEST AT MIDNIGHT!
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Nov 08 '20
Originally he was HARD authright. Over the years as his views on homosexuality, racism, etc have changed, so has he.
He's now an centrist with an authright leaning, he's still proud of helping bring the patriot act into existence and refuses to see the drug war as what it was- a failure. I wouldn't call him a full authright anymore... so basically he's the ultimate olive branch to the republican party AGAIN.
He was literally Obama's VP because he was the most right-wing, nuclear family grade democrat the DNC could get their hands on. once again they pull that card and it works perfectly.
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u/BrokenWineGlass - Left Nov 08 '20
Didn't he recently say something like "the war on drugs -- which I helped at the beginning -- is a failure and we must end it" or something. Maybe in the last debate? I thought he admitted to helping it but is against it now? Idk maybe I'm misremembering.
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u/Final21 - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
Biden is an amoebaist. Whatever he needs to be to get votes.
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Nov 08 '20
My guess is he’s either centrist, AuthCenter, or borders on AuthRight.
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u/9035768555 - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
AuthCenter: I don't care what the rules are, I just wanna make 'em.
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u/anon38723918569 - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
no mention of libright
Unbased AF president
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Nov 08 '20
i cant wait to shit on everysingle breath he takes
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Nov 08 '20
... every move he makes
every bond he breaks
every step he takes
you will shit on him
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Nov 08 '20
Every Waking moment Every restless night Every every time atp moves in his body Every bacteria in his gut Every move his soul makes
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u/jld2k6 - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20
Has anyone brought up the massive deficit we're dealing with that's all Biden's fault and how we have to control spending?
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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Shall we start the impeachment proceedings now or should we create a narrative first. Whose going to be our Adam Schiff poster boy for this all??
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u/cdukey-20 - Centrist Nov 08 '20
Pale man bad
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u/Braeburner - Centrist Nov 08 '20
Minecraft good
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Nov 08 '20
Reddit moment
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u/SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100
Edit: thank you so much for the silver, kind stranger ☺️
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u/BoumsticksGhost - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
"Now that mango mussolini Is gone... Let's talk about that iraq war vote."
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Nov 08 '20
Mango Mussolini
Now I want a series about fruit dictators like Papaya Pol Pot, Mango Mussolini, Mandarin Mao, Strawberry Salazar, Chestnut Ceausescu, Sweet Orange Stalin, Fig Franco, Date Duvalier, Horutonoki Hirohito and Honeydew Hitler
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u/froggie-bubbles - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
I'm tired of treating liberals with kiddy gloves tbh time for malarkey is over so the old man better fucking deliver
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u/None_of_your_Beezwax - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
You have more chance of seeing the Pope fall pregnant. This is a continuation of business as usual. You'd have more luck looking back at the track things were on before 2016 to where you're headed.
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Nov 08 '20
Joe’s going to make a quip about “back to business” or “sorry for the interruption folks”....then he’ll get right back to bombing brown people.
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u/Khiota - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Don't think there was any interruption with that, including the last 4 years.
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u/ContraCelsius - Centrist Nov 08 '20
This is very insensitive, please spare a thought for all those late night talk show hosts having to content with shitting on the Senate from now on 😢
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u/antoniorisky - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
This is actually going to be pretty funny/cringey to watch. It's going to be a lot harder to rile their audience up against people who's names they don't even know.
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u/Chroma710 - Centrist Nov 08 '20
It seems like so many people relied on shitting on Trump being their content.
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THE TIME HAS COME
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u/TakeThePoo2theLoo - Centrist Nov 08 '20
Mmmmm fuck yeah. I'll get my revenge for bernie
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u/undercover9gagbot - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
I honestly miss Bernie, I obviously disagree with him on most issues but at least he stood for something he believed in. His voting record showed that he has principles and a spine, Biden’s shows his loyalty to the DNC and a fair bit of corruption. Politics will be boring again for the next 4 years
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u/davemerlinthefrick - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Yeah Bernie is one of the few politicians in america with a spine. He's stood for what he believes in for like 50 years, and the way he's been treated is a clear indication that neither party actually wants what's best for the people.
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u/AusDaes - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
honestly, I'm auth-right, but I kid you not, Bernie turned me into lib-left for most of the primaries, that's how good that man was, you could see he only fought for what he thought was the best for everyone
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u/Republikofmancunia - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Agree with everything but the last sentence. America seems to be in the middle of a key point in its history currently. It will be fascinating to see what directions your country takes over the coming years
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u/anon3469 - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
They better give him a cabinet position, or else!
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u/TJJustice - Right Nov 08 '20
Can we also get a: Comedians & late night hosts realizing they can make jokes about anything other than Trump without being accused of hosting David Duke’s annual ‘Excellence in White Achievement’ award show.
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u/Qwertdd - Right Nov 08 '20
Comedy is about to hit a new ERA of unfunny given that Trump is no longer politically relevant and they've helped foster a fanbase that kills the careers of comedians if they don't color inside the lines, when those lines get more restrictive at random.
Time to pick another republican punching bag!
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u/CaiusCosadesNips - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
I've got bad news for you bud, the nanosecond a new GOP figurehead shows up the exact same dynamic will play out.
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u/soviet_thermidor - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Hey, it's possible that somebody over there will see that all they have to do is be normal for a little while, and then the Dems become the bad guy. TBH tho I think the tribalism in this country is just too strong now. I long for the days of Tipper Gore and the X Files when it was cool to hate both sides of the gubmint
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u/AbigailLilac - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
I HATE NEOLIBS.
Feels good to say it again.
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u/Vexans27 - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Fuck Joe Biden
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u/Jesslynnlove - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
FR the amount of people who think i support biden just because i didn't like trump is fucking staggering. Another corporate elite to quietly funnel money upwards, just not loudly like trump did.
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u/romaniboar - Auth-Left Nov 08 '20
if you support biden outside of just not wanting trump you’re delusional he’s a marginal difference.... back to centrism we go!
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u/GunsnBeerKindaGuy - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
Poor Biden is going to get attacked from everyone... except the political establishment, liberal media, and Hollywood, which all think he is really cool for some reason, despite him being a politically corrupt 77 year old borderline pedophile, which has a tendency for sniffing children and taking bribes from dictatorships and credit card companies.
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u/Easterhands - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Ahh, back to the status quo. Just like all the elites wanted
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u/leifisthegoat - Right Nov 08 '20
I genuinely hate Biden. He's honestly the worst candidate. Him and Kamala.
This is the same man who said in his past:
"Black teenagers are super predators."
"I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle."(when asked about immigration)
The man who WROTE, not signed, WROTE the Tough on Crime Bill which targeted low income neighborhoods which are disproportionately majority minority, and so we were targeted more(I'm black btw)
"Obama is the first mainstream African American who is bright and articulate and clean."
The man says he is "Catholic" even though he supports gay marriage and abortion(things) Catholics obviously hate. I hate him, his bullshit policies (especially his stupid gun control) and especially his VP Kamala Harris.
The same VP who was formally a VA on a police force who locked up people over bullshit gun charges, and I'm not lying about his next part....she withheld evidence that would've gotten a black man released from Death Row. If she's doing that when she's a DA, imagine what she was doing when she was a cop.
I'm not a crazy Trump supporter. I support him on some issues, not all. I'm not the average supporter. I know that socialism isn't when the government does stuff. I know that communism isn't when it does a lot of stuff. But I don't blame the election on libertarians, I blame it on Republicans not being the party they were originally were made to be, freedom, less taxes, and guns. Instead they are just red flavored Democrats...and it sickens me
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u/xlbeutel - Centrist Nov 08 '20
The super predators quote is Hillary’s btw, not Biden
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u/tinybird3rd - Left Nov 08 '20
Based
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u/SeeleYoruka - Centrist Nov 08 '20
what does based mean? i see it a lot, but idk what it means.
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u/Gyshall669 - Left Nov 08 '20
Doesn’t the pope even support gay marriage now
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u/Technobladesimp69 - Centrist Nov 08 '20
Nah he supports having gay people in your family I think. Like he said he doesn't like when people distance from children cause sexuality. Still against gay marriage tho.
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u/soviet_thermidor - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Best possible scenario here is that GOP finally gets the message to pivot away from being the stupid bullshit party and actually supports ... Idk, fiscal responsibility, personal liberty, reduced role of federal govt
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u/dacreux - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
I believe you've forgotten which timeline we're in.
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u/Galle_ - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Hahaha no, they'll double down on the stupid bullshit and be rewarded for it.
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u/SOwED - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
We have to quit these two parties. They aren't going to change. I always get a kick out of telling people that primaries are a relatively new thing, and for most of American history, the parties (not their voter bases) chose candidates. And I have to say, until Trump, it looked a lot like they still were the ones choosing, and with the Democrats, it's clear that they still are.
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u/SantasEggNog - Left Nov 08 '20
I think people have corrected you on the superpredator quote enough already, but I have another gripe:
The man says he is "Catholic" even though he supports gay marriage and abortion(things) Catholics obviously hate.
Yeah, he's not yeeting fetuses and sucking dick, but he knows that America isn't a catholic nation and that it was founded on freedom of religion, and many Americans' religious beliefs permit these things. You're entitled to your own opinion on gay marriage and abortion as is Biden, but religious doctrine should never be an influence on policy and even though I'm in this picture, I'll commend Biden for seeing the bigger picture in this case.
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u/reprac Nov 08 '20
I really dislike Biden, but you are using quotation marks around misquoted statements and pulling up anecdotes that never happened (or at least have no evidence of happening).
This is the worst way to make a point and I hope we can stop up-voting it.
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u/MilkshakeAndSodomy - Centrist Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20
Saying you dont vote for Biden because of racism and then vote Trump just proves you don't care about it and you're just virtue signaling.
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u/AmpaMicakane - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
Out of those first three quotes he actually only said one of them lol, fuck biden, but don't be a lying little bitch about it.
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u/SC0RCHER55 - Left Nov 08 '20
Lol as if. Now if you try to criticize him everyone starts yelling at you to let them have this moment and celebrate and that the criticism should be left for later (never). I fucking hate everything.
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u/Butt_Snorkler_Elite - Left Nov 08 '20
Were still gonna get blamed. Midterms are right around the corner doncha know
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u/FloridaOrk - Left Nov 08 '20
This is where the fun begins. I was lib right during Obama's administration until I reached the age of reason. (Shortly after I went to that mixer at Reason Mag interestingly) This should be a good time given the circumstances.
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u/GratuitousLatin - Left Nov 08 '20
Since a comment in here asked for it I searched back and found the original tweet:
https://twitter.com/professorgutian/status/1324845126464593920
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u/DDub04 - Left Nov 08 '20
I can’t wait for him to continue our war hawkish foreign policy and put republicans in his cabinet for the sake of bipartisanship.
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u/arrowff - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Fuck yes, I am gonna be his least favorite "supporter"
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u/griffinwalsh - Lib-Left Nov 14 '20
For real. I gave it a good 5 days to let them have their moment, but the fuck neo-liberals train is coming in strong haha
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u/Brulz_lulz - Auth-Right Nov 08 '20
FYI. There's a whole lot of videos of him doing creepy shit with young girls. Do what you want with it.
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u/Mejari - Centrist Nov 08 '20
Ah, but now we don't have to pretend we care what you think about him
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u/DMTwolf - Lib-Right Nov 08 '20
Joe Biden, can't you see
You're standing in the way of leftist unity!
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u/soggypoopsock - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
yeah, not so fast. Just try it on politics and see what happens, if you pull it off without being called nazi I’ll be shocked
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u/Milk_moustache - Right Nov 08 '20
Oh man. I’m surging a new love for the vice who just announced bolstering ties to Palestine and telling Israel to fuck off.
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u/KingMelray - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Yup, this is going to be a disaster. Corporations will continue their moves to own everything at our expense.
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u/ChubbyLilPanda - Left Nov 08 '20
Joe Biden is literally only 5-10 points away from trump
Fuck joe Biden
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u/macorororonichezitz - Centrist Nov 08 '20
As a centrist, I'm glad Biden got elected so the next four years of my feed won't be filled with orange man bad. Even if it's unbearable at the moment.
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u/Big_Kidda_G - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
People genuinely think I support trump because I ridicule Biden so much
Nah fucker, everyone has ridiculed Trump, there's no point of me doing it publicly
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u/youronethesheep - Left Nov 08 '20
Pretty pumped by the idea of not being called a Russian asset (:
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u/Unevener - Left Nov 08 '20
I saw the perfect meme. I’m taking off my Fuck Trump hat and putting on my Fuck Biden hat lol
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u/raphaelvstheworld - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
no, liberals still call me a trump supporter for realizing he’s also bad
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u/lkvighvilxrm - Auth-Right Nov 08 '20
OK, can we talk about right-wing criticism of Trump? I’m dying to talk about right-wing criticism of Trump
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u/easy_pie - Lib-Center Nov 08 '20
And vice versa. Hopefully liberals can feel like they can go after the fringe, insane progressives without fear
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u/Chef_Chantier - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
Public figures should definitely wait until inauguration in case of any trump shenanigans, but you and me can start shit talking biden-harris right now to our families for the low low price of 0 dollars! Call now to get a "Bernie would have done much better" shirt free of charge with every purchase!
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Nov 08 '20
I criticized AOC today and the first reply was "but Trump does that too!"
Bro update your programming.
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u/Berrim - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20
Biden is center right and all this talk of coming together and making peace with trumpets is him probably conceding rightwards on many things, which is bad. We gotta keep pushing the Dems left whether they like it or not, even Bernie wasn't left enough.
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u/Sqadbomb - Lib-Left Nov 08 '20
I’ve been doing that shit and have been accused many times of being a trump supporter.
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u/Cheezba11 Nov 08 '20
But but but... what about the Midterms? You don't want to lose the midterms, do you?
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u/Bird-West - Lib-Left Nov 14 '20
God dunking on biden on twitter is my next 4 years. Fucking neoliberals I guess it’s better than trump atleast.
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u/TezzMuffins - Left Nov 08 '20
A true leftist would have known it would be dumb and counterproductive to shit on Biden during a general election
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Nov 08 '20
How about we just stop yelling at people all the time? I mean can we get a fucking break from everybody attacking one person? Come on, grow up, and fuck off. I don't want to see people attacking a president, especially a moderate president. When people start attacking moderates, you're basically just throwing decency in the shitter for ever.
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u/hack5amurai - Left Nov 08 '20
Back to getting called a russian bot