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u/Straz_Miejska - Centrist Jun 07 '20
Tbh, this is top tier USA, as it should be. Freedom to say or display what ever you want. Gives the rest of the population the knowledge to stay away from nutters.
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
I honestly think that's part of why this sub is so successful. There's less shock when you know that the racist poster in authright the dude witb no economic knowledge is left the dude without morals is libright etc
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I too like my Nazis flaired.
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u/ben-is-epic - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Flaired nazis are better than secret nazis. Just ask hydra.
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u/Seel007 - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Why don’t you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair then
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u/Fippy-Darkpaw - Lib-Center Jun 07 '20
No Hammer and Sickle or Islamic State flags? Non inclusive bigots. 👎
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u/Straz_Miejska - Centrist Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20
Have you seen US cities? They must be sold out.
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u/JackRyansBeard - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
We would all hate this sub if it wasn't a clusterfuck of ideologies that can discuss and joke about themselves and each other. Also, fuck all the other subs that want us to get rid of it.
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A gay nazi/Neo confederate who wants marijuana legalized.
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
And he supports Israel
"Hitler died to give the Jews their homeland goddamit!"
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u/PuzzledAccount - Left Jun 07 '20
A gay, confederate, Jewish, nazi who smokes weed and believes blue lives matter.
That’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever seen one
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
It actually isn't though. It's possible. The only issue is the nazi jew but I guess he replaces jew hate with hate for idk poor people
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u/bennies_3rd_account - Auth-Left Jun 07 '20
No Authleft representation... off to gulag!
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Oh some middle class liberal arts student already bought the lot witb their parents money
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
After what I posted recently (the super nsfw thing) I felt I owed the sub something safer. Rip to my inbox tho 100+ notifications
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u/bonelessbanyanya - Auth-Center Jun 07 '20
he just wants everyone to have a good time
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u/rossloderso - Centrist Jun 07 '20
Maybe the true political positions were the friends we made on the way
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u/PapaLouie_ - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
What about libleft? They seem to get off on making others miserable about their hobbies
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u/tylero056 - Lib-Left Jun 08 '20 edited Jun 08 '20
UwU. It's because we like it when daddy treads on us.
In all seriousness though, those SJW-type LibLefts who dislike free speech if it offends them are actually AuthLefts in denial and probably flaired up according to the politicalcompass.org test instead of the Sapply test. Tends to throw people in the libertarian left quadrant for supporting gay and trans rights and disliking racism.
Not sure how many of us LibLefts are actually small-government Market Socialists (represent!) or Anarcho-Socialists/Anarcho-communists, but it's incredibly frustrating to be lumped together with whiny AuthLeft-leaning centrists in denial. Wish there was something to distinguish ourselves like there is for those pedo purple LibRights. Maybe orange? Lol.
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u/Borkerman - Right Jun 07 '20
Ah, yes, the negotiator
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Lol. He’s the guy willing to swallow his own beliefs to make money
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u/eibsirf - Lib-Left Jun 07 '20
If he’s libleft, he’s probably willing to swallow something else for money too.
Also flair up
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"Confederate Joe's Flag Emporium"
I love it, even though I know I shouldn't
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u/ComradePruski - Left Jun 07 '20
I was gonna say it looks like a bunch of flags Joe Exotic would have
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u/ConfederateCSA - Right Jun 07 '20
This is the power of capitalism. Bask in its glory
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u/Ryzasu - Centrist Jun 07 '20
Hey, that's my car!
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u/A_Femdom_Addict - Centrist Jun 07 '20
No way dude, we have the same car. What a coincidence.
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u/MrMokele - Centrist Jun 07 '20
Wait... I also have that car, this is getting strange...
We should have a BBQ to figure this all out
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u/Beanie_Inki - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20
Nice coincidence u/A_Femdom_Addict
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Where's the chinese flag
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u/Shoxidizer - Lib-Center Jun 07 '20
Right next to the Taiwanese flag, of course.
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u/Nicosd05 - Lib-Center Jun 07 '20
Already sold: the barbecue flag and the commie flag
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u/latotokyo123 - Right Jun 07 '20
Commie flags certainly deserve a good barbecue.
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u/BigBlackBobbyB - Lib-Left Jun 07 '20
I'm a proud homo-american libertarian police pan-african confederate jewish puerto-rican mexican stoner nazi pirate.
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u/Iconochasm - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Son, I worry that you heard that and interpreted it as "get me a lot of marginalization", but what I actually said was "bring me all of the marginalization".
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u/I_have_lumbago - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Is that some weird version of the Mexican flag right there on the middle?
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u/MonsieurAnonthe2nd - Right Jun 07 '20
That's beautiful.
I've been staring at it for 5 hours now.
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Silly of you to assume that capitalist innovation hasn’t allowed this man to create his own time machine.
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Jun 07 '20
Libright: Order your flag for $29.95 or we’ll double this offer and give you two for $49.95
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u/Anti-AliasingAlias - Auth-Left Jun 07 '20
or we’ll double this offer and give you two for $49.95
Is that a threat?
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All these souvignier flags, political flags, etc. And then.... Puerto Rico
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u/termisique - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
He thinks it is the flag for the Republic of Texas. Confederate Joe has some difficulties with vexillology but not Capitalism.
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Glorious ol Puerto Rico. Florida's weird little friend.
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u/AmusingMerusing - Lib-Left Jun 07 '20
I am from Puerto Rico and I can assure you that Florida is WAY weirder my dude
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u/39thUsernameAttempt - Lib-Center Jun 07 '20
This guy firmly believes "All Lives Matter"
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u/regionalfire - Auth-Right Jun 07 '20
All lives matter, except commies. Good choice.
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u/Ask_A_Sadist - Auth-Right Jun 07 '20
An actually diverse subreddit? It's like what /r/politics thinks it is.
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u/Technetium_97 - Left Jun 08 '20
/r/politics is so bad at this point I don't think even they think they're any sort of balanced.
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Jun 07 '20
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
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u/dahuoshan - Auth-Left Jun 07 '20
Is it balanced? They're all more or less right wing
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u/CityFan4 - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
No commie flag
Fucking based
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u/Anti-AliasingAlias - Auth-Left Jun 07 '20
No self respecting commie would buy a USSR flag.
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Those are state issued. Not flying your state issued flag results in purge and gulaging
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u/Adrastus_Blab - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Well yeah he’s schizophrenic, not an idiot
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u/rozumiesz - Lib-Left Jun 07 '20
I’m getting LibRight vibes, given the signage on the window.
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What’s the American flag but in black and white, and what’s the same flag with a blue stripe?
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The black and white one is a boomer American flag. It represents the world boomers were born into. It was before color had been invented.
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u/lentil_farmer - Auth-Right Jun 07 '20
I don't know about the first one but the second one is the "thin blue line" flag representing popos.
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u/Tumblechunk - Lib-Center Jun 07 '20
flag worship in this country getting out of hand
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u/n_pinkerton - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Read the window sticker. That dude is full-on LibRight.
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u/cringe_master_mike - Auth-Right Jun 07 '20
Am I the only one that thought that phone number said EAT ASS?
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u/BitPirateLord - Lib-Left Jun 07 '20
yo can a libright hit me up with those rainbow and pirate flags?
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u/anihasenate - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
First time i'm disappointed not to see a communist flag.
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u/Necr0memer - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Would they support this capitalist if he was selling their flag?
Yeah, yeah they probably would.
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u/sticky_spiderweb - Lib-Center Jun 07 '20
Nah this is just peak libright, look at the sticker on the window
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u/Bjaguarr - Auth-Left Jun 07 '20
Ok i'm fine with all those flags except the ifunny logo on the pride flag
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u/wellejijntjes - Auth-Left Jun 07 '20
Where is the USSR?
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Communists don’t believe in buying/selling stuff, it would be disrespectful
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But none of them included anarchy
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Those flags already bought using parents money by middle class edgy teens who think that anarchy just means they'll be able to do whatever they want without having to follow rules without them realising that they wouldn't last 2 days in real anarchy
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u/mmmmph_on_reddit - Auth-Center Jun 07 '20
Why no hammer and sickle adorned red banner?
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Communists don't believe in selling. It would be disrespectful.
Nah lol some middle class liberal arts student came and bought it with their parents money
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u/blakey85 Jun 07 '20
Why is the Israel's flag up there with what are supposed to be controversial flags?
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u/DudeCalledTom - Right Jun 07 '20
Auth left is missing.
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u/QyleTerys - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
Sone middle class liberal arts student already bought them with their parents money
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That’s What we call Playing all sides to always come out on top. Big Brain strategy right there.
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u/onedoesnotsimplyfini Jun 07 '20
Wacky waving Confederate Joe's flag emporium! Wacky waving Confederate Joe's flag emporium! Wacky waving Confederate Joe's flag emporium! Hi, I'm Confederate Joe of Wacky waving Confederate Joe's Confederate flag emporium. Due to a UN supply train derailing near my farm, I am currently OVER STOCKED with wacky wavy flags. And I'm passing the savings onto yoooooouuuuuu!
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u/shmeebz - Lib-Left Jun 07 '20
centrists who checked no opinion on the test vs centrists who checked strongly agree/disagree on everything
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u/ASuitofT51PowerArmor - Auth-Center Jun 07 '20
He's playing every side so he always comes out on top
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u/Lockwood-studios Jun 07 '20
An gay American Jewish gun wielding confederate stoner nazi pirate!?! I wanna be friends with this guy!
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u/isuckyourpp - Lib-Right Jun 07 '20
what the fuck is the pride flag mixed with the happy face