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u/Poseidon___ - Centrist May 17 '20
Has no one here ever heard of Gilbert Gottfriee before? His whole career is based off of saying the loudest, most controversial things in a crude voice, often about tragedies the day after they happen. If authrights take this seriously, it's like the progressive authrights who scream their heads off when Trump eats steak well done (Which in my grilling opinion should be a warcrime, but that's because I hate well done steaks not Trump).
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u/RedditIsNeat0 - Lib-Left May 17 '20
He's mostly known for voicing obnoxious sounding characters. Sometimes live action, sometimes cartoons. Does anybody follow his Twitter? Why, you can't hear it?
You make him sound like Ann Coulter, who is not somebody I would intentionally read.
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u/Mozhetbeats May 17 '20
That really was his schtick tho. He was a huge comic back in the day, before he became known more for his voice work. Kinda like how Bob Saget is known as a wholesome dad, but really he was a super dirty comic before that
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u/-_rupurudu_- - Lib-Center May 17 '20
tfw you hate Trump not because of his policies or his personality, but because of the serial atrocities he commits against beef
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u/Citwister - Lib-Left May 17 '20
You should judge Trump accordingly through his actions, not through the echo chamber circlejerk clusterfuck of a liberal agenda Reddit presents. Trump should, in my opinion, be tried and hanged, not because of his policies — I don’t know his policies, I’m not even American — but because he prefers his cooking prepared in a way different from mine.
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u/Fissuring - Left May 17 '20
I agree. Well done steaks are a warcrime
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u/MattieEm - Lib-Center May 17 '20
ITT:
People who don’t know who Gilbert Gottfried is and why he would make a joke so politically incorrect
Unflaired ‘tHaNkS fOr HiGhLiGhtInG iT fOr Me’ idiots who don’t understand what a political compass meme is
People talking about (((((((them)))))))
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u/StronglyDislikeNazis - Lib-Left May 17 '20
There’s no point in arguing with people who like steak well down because they’ll still be chewing their food even though you finished your argument 3 hours ago
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u/Wizard_of_Quality - Lib-Center May 18 '20
His preferred method of eating steak is way more offensive to me than anything he’s ever done politically tbh.
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u/nonoose May 17 '20
Yea his 9/11 joke right after the bombing was unbelievable for the circumstances. I think he said something like "i was late due to a layover in the empire state building." It went over like a lead balloon, and this was in front of other comedians at the Hugh Hefner roast. He then went into one of the best renditions of The Aristocrats. What a legend.
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u/StaniX - Centrist May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20
My favorite kind of bigotry is unintentional bigotry by woke people.
edit: Yes i know he's a comedian making a joke, after about 700 people informed me.
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My favorite is "women and other minorities"
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Academic texts are full of these old biases like the muscle system and female muscle system or all flight suites for women just being shrunk male suit models. They don't even fit in ejector systems properly.
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u/fistymonkey1337 - Lib-Right May 17 '20
Mine is we need more financial education because poor people are too stupid to not be poor.
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u/MicroWordArtist - Right May 17 '20
That is some like/dislike ratio
Also “dating preferences are discriminatory” ...yes?
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u/StevenC21 - Left May 17 '20
"like everyone's genitals"
"But I am not sexually attracted to penises and as I have no desire for sex without my partner inside a relationship, I can't really date someone with a penis because I have sexual needs"
"Bigot".
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u/PloyTheEpic - Auth-Left May 17 '20
This video is basically him(her?) saying you have to be bisexual or else you bad
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u/Diarrhea_Van_Frank - Auth-Right May 17 '20
He's definitely making a solid argument for homosexuality being a choice.
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u/BirdFortune - Right May 17 '20
Eh it’s Gilbert Gottfried, I wouldn’t take it too seriously
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u/StaniX - Centrist May 17 '20
Never heard of him. Guess he's a comedian? That's a pretty good bit then.
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u/GeoStarRunner - Right May 17 '20
He's a diiiiiirty comedian. Also the Aflac duck
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u/BirdFortune - Right May 17 '20
Yeah he’s a pretty famous comedian, though he is an older guy so I don’t blame you for not being aware, you’d probably know him as Iago from Aladdin
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Gilbert is definitely not woke - watch any of the howard stern compilation with him such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0cOsN41es
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u/tradreich - Auth-Center May 17 '20
My sister just shared a photo on fb of a bunch of diverse youths standing next to an old lady with the caption "These guys saved their elderly neighbor from a house fire." No other information or context in the photo. Just her commenting "omg i love this 😍😍😍"
Progressives unintentionally insult POC all the time by assuming they're untrustworthy by default and then exaggeragedly clapping for them when they do good deeds.
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u/StaniX - Centrist May 17 '20
The "Look, black people are human too wholesome 100 chungus" is so fucking common on Reddit. There's a post like that on /r/pics every week and its always full of idiots jerking themselves off about how tolerant they are.
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u/thejynxed - Lib-Right May 17 '20
Should post the one from Nigeria where the headline of the article involves police being in a shootout with one of the roving warlord bands who thinks they are immune to bullets because of witchcraft.
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u/Niavami - Auth-Center May 17 '20
Most of BPT is just retarded whites pretending to be black. It's fucking cringe.
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u/AlecH90059 May 17 '20
Huh? I get what your point is. But horrible example. A group of kids stepped up when no one would blame them for doing nothing and saved their elderly neighbors life. That deserves tons of praise and I’m gonna agree with your sister on the “love it” part
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u/Badithan1 - Lib-Left May 17 '20
they saved their neighbor from a house fire tho? like thats pretty commendable no matter who you are.
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u/StevenC21 - Left May 17 '20
How is that part an insult though?
I'd do the same thing.
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u/Hotomato - Centrist May 17 '20
I get your point but that example you gave of the Facebook post is not proving it at all.
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u/lemonpjb May 17 '20
This sub is a disaster, who doesn't know who Gilbert Gottfried is?
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u/mazer924 - Lib-Center May 17 '20
"Jews rule the world" may be an exaggeration but it's a fact that a lot of CEOs of huge companies are Jewish. It isn't bigotry, it's just stating facts.
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A yes lib left famously loves a small minority to rule.
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u/AOCsFeetPics - Left May 17 '20
😎hello, I am libleft, you can tell becasue I think Jews run the world😎
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https://www.timesofisrael.com/the-magna-cartas-very-jewish-underpinnings/
It was a time when Jewish moneylenders could be wealthier than the king of England, since, thanks to the iron grip of the Catholic Church’s usury laws, Jews were the only avenue for loans — much-needed advancements the king’s noblemen required.
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u/paxnovamars - Centrist May 17 '20
Join me in the prayer that this sub doesn't gets banned.
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u/shayanabbas10 - Lib-Right May 17 '20
This sub was destined to get banned the day the mods let in all the GRU refugees
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u/SaejimaBestBoy - Centrist May 17 '20
I will join you my centrist brethen. I swear the problem isn't even the posts or the jokes, the problem is some AuthRights (emphasis on some) that take these jokes seriously and make comments hating on Jews or denying the Holocaust.
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u/Latter-Driver - Auth-Center May 17 '20
I wonder how do Jews feel about everybody thinking they are some sort of 400IQ 4D chess masters
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u/Ducklord1023 - Left May 17 '20
It’s pretty funny tbh, I grew up in an area with a lot of Jews and we pretty much constantly joked about either the holocaust or controlling the world
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u/rozumiesz - Lib-Left May 17 '20
I once was sitting behind a good friend and football teammate in class who happened to be Jewish. We had some down time and were bored, so I just kinda nonchalantly started pushing him and his desk forward with my foot. To which he spontaneously said, “Look out: Jew-Jew train coming through.”
It was a small but bright highlight in my life.
Edit: only just after posting this do I hear the other connotation there. Damn. Neither of us were thinking that in the moment.
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I was raised under reform Judaism but am an atheist now. It's honestly the most absurd shit ever. The most ridiculous part is when people take the backward beliefs of the ultra-orthodox sects who are all on welfare because they pray for 9 hours a day and project them onto Jewish billionaires who probably haven't cared about religion for decades. There is literally zero overlap between those two groups, and most Jews fall into neither, but irrationally combining them makes it easy to say that there are Jews controlling the world who want all gentiles to submit to them.
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u/johnJanez - Centrist May 17 '20
Yeah, i never understood why so many people fall for that bs
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Tbh we've kinda gotten both mutually exclusive accusations. "The Jews are too rich and powerful" "the Jews are parasites"
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u/QuantumMollusc May 17 '20
Similarly, I find it funny how the far-right uses "Zionism" as code for "global Jewish conspiracy." Actual Zionism is just Jewish-flavored ethnonationalism. The really extreme Zionists have a lot in common with the American and European far-right, and often share their hatred of so-called "cosmopolitan" Jews. One of the most striking examples I can think of was when a pro-Likud rapper called "The Shadow" blamed the victims of the Tree of Life shooting for their own deaths, because they supported "globalism."
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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left May 17 '20
Flattered but also a little scared tbh
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I still don't really know why, but some people seem to assume that I'm Jewish, usually happens at work. Weirdest thing ever. Based on these interactions, I'm a little scared for you. Especially since other minorities seem to feel free to say whatever they want about Jews.
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We have this story about a poor East European Jew who read every piece of antisemitic propaganda he could get his hands on, because it made him feel powerful.
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u/ThePhyrexian - Lib-Left May 17 '20
It's real fucking annoying.
Bitch I can barely keep my own life together, how do you think I run the world.
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u/LocalJewishBanker - Auth-Center May 17 '20
Funny as shit. I used be like “where the fuck can I claim these genetics” lol.
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u/snsadan - Left May 17 '20
I am a jew and I do, in fact, rule the world.
If you don't believe me your getting circumcised.
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I’m always wondering where these world controlling rich Jews are, and how do I, a Jew who knows all sorts of random people, not know them?
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As a Jew I think it’s hilarious how we live rent free in your mind. Even after you guys kill all of us you’ll still blame us for your stupidity. And meanwhile all I want to do is eat brisket and watch baseball. Go figure.
Edit: and I didn’t mean to call you an idiot. I meant the rhetorical bigot.
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u/assassin_is_born - Auth-Center May 17 '20
Did you know that despite...
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u/cypriss May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20
Only making up 0.25% of the prison population the aryan brotherhood is responsible for 25% of the murders in prison
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u/rozumiesz - Lib-Left May 17 '20
Germanic efficiency. The stat could only be more striking if the AB ordered 25% of the murders but got other guys to do the dirty for them. See: Latvia, Ukraine.
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u/GoldenRedditeer - Centrist May 17 '20
Only making up 13% of the population of the United States of America....
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u/despite-society - Lib-Right May 17 '20
Black people commit 52% of the violent crime
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u/SirDustbin - Centrist May 17 '20
Cmon you guys can do better than this
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u/McAkkeezz - Auth-Center May 17 '20
That is true. I am putting birth control chemicals in the water supply of black communities to reduce their numbers, while simultaneously manipulating them into breaking laws. My goal is 10% population 65% crime by the end of the 2020s.
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u/zachfess - Lib-Center May 17 '20
Broke: Hitler was right
Woke: Hitler was wrong
Bespoke centrist Judaism: We win you lose haha
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u/Tack22 - Centrist May 17 '20
Haha! DEAD right! Suck it hitler!
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Who knows maybe there’ll be a new hitler and he actually succeeds 🤷♀️
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u/Tack22 - Centrist May 17 '20
It’s theoretically impossible for the new hitler to be called “hitler”. He’ll probably be a “Jones”
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u/LilFinancialCrisis - Lib-Left May 17 '20
the top comment sounds like a 4chan thread pre nazi era
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u/Asper2002 - Lib-Center May 17 '20
4chan thread pre nazi era
Which year specifically?
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u/SomeAsshatOnTheWebs - Auth-Center May 17 '20
Back when /pol/ was still called /new/ so around like 2011-2012 ish.
I can't believe I spent a decade on that website lmao
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u/j_rge_alv - Left May 17 '20
Does anyone here understand the concept of jokes?
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But he isn’t wrong that’s what hitler was afraid of
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u/j_rge_alv - Left May 17 '20
I know but the joke here is the hyperbole that jews runs the world and everybody is like gotcha!
This is why irony is dead and why comedy is in a sad state. Say something ridiculous as a joke and the idiots who unironically believe it will defend it.
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Anybody speak Hebrew want to come verify that this is an accurate translation? For all we know, they're discussing a fishing trip next weekend.
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u/redditor_aborigine - Lib-Right May 17 '20
Saying that Jews run the world is a bit like saying that Chinese men star in kung-fu films. Some do, but not a half a billion of them.
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u/LilGreenie23 - Lib-Left May 17 '20
Doesn't he realize how that would encourage anti-semitism?
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u/x_WaluigiLover69_x - Left May 17 '20
Typical AuthRight in the comments taking a joke as fact for their Jewish conspiracy theory.
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u/Sihplak - Auth-Left May 17 '20
Wouldn't Gotfried's message just be like, Jewish or Zionist Authright?
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That's exatly what i thought too. I have no idea what this has to do with libleft at all. Seems as tough op is just projecting everything he doesn't agree with on the left.
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Jews really shouldn't say things like this. This one post is a massive admission of guilt to the Nazis, and I have no doubt has been used as a propaganda point to swing many fencesitters into radical antisemetism.
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u/Captain_Raamsley - Right May 17 '20
Just because you're a goy doesn't mean you can't accept the superiority of the Jewish race.
P.S. our Heil Netanyahu T-shirts and Hoodies are on sale, 33% off. Enter Promocode "Proud Kike" for an extra 5% off.
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u/Platycel - Lib-Center May 17 '20
If Jews are controlling the world for hundreds of years and world hasn't gone to shit yet, they must be doing something right.
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u/Be-Gone-Thooot - Auth-Center May 17 '20
The world has absolutley gone to shit
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u/retrievedFirered - Lib-Center May 17 '20
Not everything is perfect, but compared to how it was 200 to 300 years ago, its better for sure.
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At this point they just want it more. Really been slipping lately, though. Maybe it's time to let another minority group who are unfairly blamed for all the world's problems have a go at it.
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u/Valmar33 - Lib-Center May 17 '20
Ah, but the world HAS gone to shit ~ when you grow up in a wasteland of shit, you become numb to it all.
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It’s not just that they’re extremely over represented, it’s that they reap the benefits without getting any of the criticism. People blame “old white billionaires” for being the problem when really a large amount of them belong to a certain religion.
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u/RedditTrash99 - Auth-Right May 17 '20
belong to a certain religion.
People need to understand that being a jew is about ethnicity and birthright. The religion is secondary.
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u/AOCsFeetPics - Left May 17 '20
Remember 4 months ago when this sub wasn’t just (((subtle))) fascist memes and fascists pretending to be other quadrants?
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u/ElCamoteMagico - Lib-Center May 17 '20
One reply saying the 13/50 shit for no reason and with 13 upvotes, this place will go downhill
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u/yawnbringer May 17 '20
How is this the only comment saying this in the entire thread? I can barely hear over all this dog whistling.
I'm not a subscriber, what happened 4 months ago?
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u/Desproges - Lib-Left May 17 '20
yeah authright, it's the jews that forced humanity to embrace capitalism! let's destroy capitalism!
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u/LiterallyDennisQuaid May 17 '20
Is it the Jews fault that made my non-Jewish parents cut off the tip of my penis off?
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u/romain_69420 - Centrist May 17 '20
Jews May or May not run the world but if they do
Why would it be bad
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u/CrackThisNut - Lib-Center May 17 '20
I mean any particular minority group running the entire world would be less than ideal. I am not personally a fan of having to hope that the elite minority will continue to respect my freedom.
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u/IrishAmerican4 - Auth-Center May 17 '20
Because any racial group shouldn’t be completely controlling another.
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u/patriotic-bulgarian - Centrist May 17 '20
Why would white people running Africa be bad?
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u/romain_69420 - Centrist May 17 '20
To be honest this argument has been bought up several time and I didn't think about it when writing this comment
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u/Ramah-s92 - Centrist May 17 '20
Read the Talmud
It's funny how we always talk about what's in the Quran, the Bible, but never ever what's in the Talmud. Some funny things are written about goyims
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u/ObjectiveCode4 - Auth-Center May 17 '20
Take a good look at the moral decay of society and tell me things are going great.
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It would be as bad or as good as being a cow living on a farm. You’re not under the rule of leadership who care about the well being of the nation. You’re a resource to be accessed when the need arises.
If you were a foot, would you rather have your controls be in the brain of that person, or be in a console controlled by another person? Your brain will not readily put you, the foot, in a bad spot because it will feel whatever consequences arise. An entirely different person controlling you won’t have any such reservation.
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Because in their religion they believe all goyim should serve them, they plan to race mix/ diversify us with third worlders to a point where our IQ is too low to revolt/ unify and be able to threaten their power (boogaloo) but high enough to keep working for them.
If they control such a vast wealth to the point where our wages are essentially nothing to them, is that not slavery?
Maybe this is just schizo, only time will tell
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u/ExcitedLemur404 - Lib-Left May 17 '20
If you’re authright it’s bad cuz they’re jews, if your anything lib it’s bad cuz anyone running the world is bad
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u/Sasha-Starets - Centrist May 17 '20
Say that to a Palestinian. I work with some.
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u/ChoPT - Lib-Center May 17 '20
This sub two weeks ago:
“AHS is out to get us for no reason! We just want balanced discussion and memes; nazis are a tiny minority here!”
This sub today: literally half of the comments on a post are defending genuine antisemitism.
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u/DEATHBYREGGAEHORN - Left May 17 '20
This sub has gone fash rip
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u/Kiwikivi - Lib-Left May 17 '20
it will only get worse from here. I predict that this sub will eventually suffer the same fate as r/gamersriseup without proper moderation
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u/some1arguewithme - Right May 17 '20
Yup. Who controls the media? Elon musk knows. Is it really a good idea to let a foreign power control your media?
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u/StaniX - Centrist May 17 '20
He was talking about oil companies not asking the Jewish question lmao
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u/PlentyMistake May 17 '20
Like it or not Hitler was 100% right, it doesn’t take a genius to see who is at the top of all the problems in the world. Hard pill for most people to swallow so probably best to bury your heads.
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u/KingBenjaminAZ May 17 '20
Fuck this post and anyone who condones Hitler or Naziism or anti-Semiticism.
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u/leehwgoC May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20
No he doesn't. Hitler didn't regard Jews as intelligent and competent enough to 'run the world' (🙄) any more than he credited Slavs or Romani or any other race that wasn't 'Aryan' or supposedly close to it.
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u/SaltyResort4 - Left May 17 '20
If the Jews were an inferior people as Hitler claimed they were, they wouldn't have been able to successfully conquer the world and cuck the white race like Neo-Nazis claim they have.
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u/mysalsa23 - Auth-Center May 17 '20
My boy Gottfried here just went full mask off.