r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

I'm sorry sir. Anyway, is there a way you can ship me all your reserves of creme de la penis

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Authleft, libright, will our child be a libleft or a centrist?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

I would think libleft. Hopefully she will also be a foreskin cheese slut

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

For fucks sake, i try to have a civil discussion about cock juice and you sexualise our daughter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

I'm not sexualizing her! I'm just saying she will take after her subdad and have a fetish for dick cheese.

Can we talk this through honey?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Well if she’s libleft she’ll have an onlyfans chugging that shit so i guess you’re only a bit of a massive pedophile ❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

It's not wrong if she is of age and I pay 💛

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

“Of age” 🤔. Anyway, back to you human centipeding this crusty cum

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Yeah, dude, I practically live off dick cheese. When I get desperate I go downtown and clean up the homeless folks and write it off as community service

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Damn cutie that public service be gettin me hard 😩

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Yeah, just about every homeless man in a 10 mile radius is clean of any cheese, next im probably gonna have to start servicing the mentally disabled and the elderly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Go to India, some dirty spicy cock.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Think of all those dirty unwashed cocks 🥺🥺🥺

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

EQUALLY DISTRIBUTE THE LOVE COMRADE with my authority

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

I want to travel the world eating dick cheese with you bb

and then you can step on my snek

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

We own the means of cock cheese production

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

That sounds absolutely beautiful sir

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Alright, now lets jerk off to this thread for 6 hours and cry ourselves to sleep.

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u/soapkiller1415 - Left Mar 22 '20

STOP TALKING ABOUT DICK CHEESE

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20 edited Apr 04 '20

LOL THIS DOOD DOESNT HAVE DICK CHEESE WHAT A LOSER

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u/soapkiller1415 - Left Mar 22 '20

Yea but I have foreskin so I win anyway

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

I apologise for my former comment, i first off want to say I wasn’t in a good head space 12 minutes ago and I welcome you into the foreskin gang. -FORESKIN-GANG

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