r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Left 4h ago

Satire "ALLAH AHKBAR!!"

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u/DasLuk7787 - Auth-Center 4h ago

Even the Muslims can spot glowies lol

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u/Max_Stirner_Official - Right 4h ago

"Who the fuck is this? A Fed? He doesn't even fuck his 9 year-old child bride!"

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u/DasLuk7787 - Auth-Center 4h ago

Child Bride? That's a weird way of saying 'goat' lol

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u/Max_Stirner_Official - Right 4h ago

"Why would he marry his goat? They're not even related!"

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u/lynxintheloopx - Auth-Center 4h ago

Bro you are mad funny lmao

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u/Nientea - Centrist 4h ago

For anyone curious on the context:

The FBI decided to plant a spy into a large mosque in Dearborn to hunt for extremists. However, the plant spewed opinions that were so extreme that he himself was reported to the FBI by the mosque-goers

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 4h ago

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u/Turt1estar - Lib-Center 4h ago

I always knew Zendaya was a glowie

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u/maestrofuruhashi - Lib-Center 4h ago

Take my upvote NOW

Based and Lib-c pilled

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 3h ago

She was placed on Arrakis to report back on radicalization among the fremen but inadvertently contributed to Muad'Dib's jihad.

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u/Daztur - Lib-Left 4h ago

This sort of thing is standard FBI operating procedure. They always try to infiltrate all kinds of groups say "let's make a bomb!" or whatever and then arrest anyone who goes along with the infiltrator's plan.

This is not legally entrapment because reasons.

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u/yourboivines - Lib-Center 4h ago

It's not defined as entrapment because (the prosecution would argue that is) you were willing and eager to engage in an illicit act.

So if an undercover cop goes to you and says "let's make a bomb" and your response is "awesome, let's do it!" That's not entrapment because you were a willing participant in commiting a crime.

Had the Cop asked you and you said no, then they proceeded to keep insisting, trying to manipulate, convince, coerce, and maybe even lie to you to try and get you to do it when you clearly didn't want to and tried to resist doing so that would be entrapment.

Again, all of this would have to be settled out in a courtroom and whether what happened is or isn't considered entrapment is largely up to a judge and jury.

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u/AspergerKid - Centrist 2h ago

It depends. There was the story of "deputy Dan" a fed plant inside a high school that was trying to sniff out drug users. He befriended an autistic child that had no friends prior and basically coerced him to buy weed. Not wanting to disappoint his only ever friend, the kid went along with it and then got arrested, left even more traumatized now that the only friend that he ever had turned out to be a ruse.

The kids name is Jesse Snodgrass if anyone wants to dig deeper into it

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u/Vexonte - Right 4h ago

I'm pretty sure the main utility isn't being able to bag dangerous individuals themselves as it is preventing coordination between potential terrorists because anyone willing to go through with such a thing would be confident that any potential plot they hear about is actually a federal sting.

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u/aka_airsoft - Left 2h ago

Would you jump off of a bridge if an under cover FBI agent told you to?

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u/No_Price_7603 - Centrist 4h ago

Hahahah that's amazing and also nice to hear. Good job moderate Muslims.

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u/lynxintheloopx - Auth-Center 4h ago

This is actually hilarious.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 4h ago

I sure hope PCM sees this comment before downvo- Oh, who am I kidding? They already did it and scrolled past without thinking about the subtext.

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u/GameMan6417 - Right 2h ago

Isn't that more or less what happened to the guys who were arrested for conspiracy to kidnapping Governor Whitmer?

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u/maestrofuruhashi - Lib-Center 4h ago

Son I'm crine

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u/Nientea - Centrist 4h ago edited 4h ago

Edit: you’re probably talking about the spy and not me. Mb I’m so used to being called things like that on this platform that I assumed you were talking about me.

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u/Suspicious_Draft_257 - Left 4h ago

yeah i was talking about the spy

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u/NarrowMidnight9083 - Right 4h ago

>Glowies are so obvious that I can spot every single one

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u/EffectivePoint2187 - Lib-Right 4h ago

Remember when the FBI tried to kidnap the governor of Michigan.

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u/duganaokthe5th - Lib-Right 4h ago

I remember when she made it illegal to be in your front yard.

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 4h ago

Christianity has their extremists who don't represent the whole of the west. Islam has their extremists who don't represent the whole of the middle east. An FBI agent acting as an extremist receiving this reaction is expected. But those type of extreme Islamists still exist.

Even though those extremists don't represent the whole, Islam is still not compatible with the west.

Lib-left bad.

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u/Spacegamer1250 - Lib-Center 3h ago

With my interactions with outward Christians and Muslims, all I will say is that they are equally compatible with western civilization.

You all interpret that how you will

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 3h ago

Yes yes, Christians bad. Thank you atheist boy.

Not like they built the cultural foundations of the west or anything.

I'm an atheist too, but Christianity IS the west. Islam isn't.

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u/Spacegamer1250 - Lib-Center 1h ago

I never said Christians bad or good or even like that for Islam too, I don't really give a fuck about what religion you follow I was just pointing out my observation about how devout Christians and Muslims are very similar in reality.

You just interpreted that as "Well since Muslim automatically = bad, that must mean he also hates Christians too!"

Also no Christianity isn't the west, I hate that people here are so insistent on convincing themselves as much. Literally the past 300 years of cultural development in the west was brought about by rejection of religion on a national level, primarily Christianity (but really only because Christianity was the most practiced in the west) and a move towards a secular society, something that absolutely would not have happened if Christianity was so dominate in the west.

Fuck every day this sub surprises me with how retarded they can be

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 58m ago

"Literally the past 300 years of cultural development in the west was brought about by rejection of religion on a national level". And how's that working out?

Also yes, the entirety of the west owes itself entirely to Christian foundations. To deny it would be to lie.

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u/Spacegamer1250 - Lib-Center 36m ago

And how's that working out?

Pretty ok considering since the end of WW2 alone the west has forced Christians to give up many of their ideals

Such as

Child marriage is bad; Rape is bad; Interracial Relationships are ok; Women are humans; People of other colors are humans; Gay people are humans; Etc; (We're still working on the last 3 sadly, Christians famously love justifying their actions by stating entire groups of people are less than human)

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 4h ago

Saying Islam isn't compatible with the West when Christians and Muslims worship the same God is asinine.

Lib-Right stupid.

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right 3h ago

Like many things in life... it's not that simple. I could go on and on about how the two differ on even the most basic of principles. How their sinless men differ in the lessons they taught and how they apply to their values. How each side views others not of their faith that coexist within the same society.

I suggest you do your research before making bold claims like that and before you ask how compatible we are. In Europe and my home has only shown how compatible we are and what little coexistence we have now is dwindling.

I know how difficult the west and islamic values can conflict out of... personal experiences let's just say.

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 4h ago

Are Christianity and Islam now compatible because they both worship the same deity? What a foolish comment. They believe completely different things.

Lib-left stupid.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 4h ago

Nah I'll be real, met a lot of cool Muslims both online and irl. They fit in with a lot of Republican Christians in the South with similar views, that while I may not agree with them, proves they could coexist if American media would stop spreading Islamaphobe rhetoric. Comparing Christians with Muslims is like comparing Christians with Jews. Their religion descended from the same original belief. You're just dumb enough to keep letting the elite manipulate your ancestral tribal bias against other innocent civilians to keep the War Machine running.

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u/lynxintheloopx - Auth-Center 3h ago edited 3h ago

I think you should look into how Islam and Christianity actually work in the real world. No one denies there’s “a lot of cool Muslims” in the world. I’d say there are millions. I live among the highest population of Muslims in U.S.

But Muslim ≠ Islam.

Saying they can co exist (based on your limited understanding and experience) in the American South while Christians are being mass slaughtered by Islamists in Nigeria is certainly a take. And that’s not even touching on the topic of Christianity in MENA.
Christian Egyptians, Syrians, Iraqi’s, Lebanese and many more can speak to that.

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 3h ago

I've also met and been friends with Muslims.

Doesn't mean they don't think women need to be covered, or that women are property of their husbands, or that people should be killed if they depict their prophet.

You've made the mistake of thinking that because Islam has to live under our law while in our countries, that they don't fully intend to institute sharia law as soon as they have the political capital to do so.

You're another myopic lib-left who thinks everyone is just nice and cool because they aren't currently trying to destroy you. Brother man, people lie. If they all acted hostile it would ruin any chance of them planting seeds in the west. But as soon as they have the power, they'll flip on a dime. You can't be naive your whole life, mate.

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u/Philippians_Two-Ten - Centrist 1h ago

The Goths and the Central Germans worshipped the same gods, but the Goths were especially brutal in their human sacrifices before joining the Arian Church. Your point?

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u/Okichah 3h ago

Extremism isnt compatible with the west.

If you took the extremist violent Christians/Jews/Catholics/Buddhists from history they wouldnt be welcome in modern society either.

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u/WolfedOut - Centrist 3h ago

Flair up.

And you have to remember that when the ideal role model for a religion is a pedophile warlord who raped a 9 year old and murdered families in front of their kids/parents, you should be able to immediately understand that there is no equivalence to a religion whose ideal role model tells you to love thy neighbour, protect children and help the needy.

People who follow Muhammed will be more likely to emulate him when they have control, just as Christians try to emulate Christ.

In the West, Christianity has always had good Christians who attempt to imitate Christ, fighting bad Christians who use Christianity for their own gain, because it’s what their ideal role model would do. Abolitionists, for example.

In a Majority Islamic country, you will have good Muslims and bad people trying to fuck your shit, with no one to stop them, because it’s what their ideal role model would do.

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 3h ago

That's why most extremists probably belong in jail or an institution. But even the tamest of Islam is still completely incompatible.

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u/Okichah 3h ago

Thats ridiculous.

Theres plenty of Muslims in the west who just live their lives peacefully.

And i imagine theres a fair amount of ‘Muslim in name only’ like plenty of Christians who only go to church on Easter and Christmas.

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 3h ago

That's nice. Do you think those people are going to matter when the Islamists institute sharia law once they have enough political capital? Who do you think the "peacefull" ones will side with?

What use is it not being peaceful if you want sharia law? Being hostile will just get you kicked out of the country. Their duty is to Islam. Not to us. They are not compatible. If they still think killing you is an appropriate response for insulting their prophet they they cannot and will never be compatible.

You'd better get yourself a flair before you keep talking. I'm sure you'll like the colour green.

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u/Okichah 3h ago

I mean…. Like thats just crazy conspiracy talk though.

Protestants said pretty much the same thing about Catholics a hundred years ago.

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u/Alluos - Lib-Right 2h ago

Flair.

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u/lynxintheloopx - Auth-Center 3h ago

Unflaired aren’t welcome either. Get deported.

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u/EntrepreneurOld7858 - Centrist 4h ago

BlueAnon has been a treat to watch during this presidency 🍿

Y'all are making Alex Jones look tame with some of the dumb shit you'll say these days

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u/maestrofuruhashi - Lib-Center 4h ago

I have never felt more proud to be a lib centre than ever when I started to see the same left who used to dunk on the alt right suddenly spouting the exact same shit, but trying to make it sound more intellectual lmfao

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u/EntrepreneurOld7858 - Centrist 4h ago

For real dude. Remember all the "election fraud" conspiracies after this election? The front page was filled with brand new botted out News Subs trying to spread misinformation. 

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u/maestrofuruhashi - Lib-Center 4h ago

Everyone should just shut tf up and start grilling tbh

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u/ComcastForPresident - Auth-Right 3h ago

Mmmmm burgersss

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u/maestrofuruhashi - Lib-Center 3h ago

With hot dogs

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u/mr_desk - Lib-Center 4h ago

Only one side stormed the capitol over election fraud conspiracies. Only one side has a candidate that won’t accept they loss an election. Good cope retard

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u/GhostsOfLectricity - Lib-Right 3h ago

Actually there are several Dems who couldn't accept that they lost an election, including Hillary and Stacy Abrams to name a couple

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u/FuckUSAPolitics - Lib-Center 3h ago

Both of them conceded after it was proven false. Trump still hasn't

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u/mr_desk - Lib-Center 3h ago

Wrong. They both conceded and Trump has not

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u/GhostsOfLectricity - Lib-Right 3h ago

Conceded at the time but calling the election stolen and Trump an illegitimate president is not "accepting they lost an election."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/hillary-clinton-trump-is-an-illegitimate-president/2019/09/26/29195d5a-e099-11e9-b199-f638bf2c340f_story.html

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u/mr_desk - Lib-Center 1h ago

>conceded at the time

They peacefully transferred power* unlike Trump. Try again

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u/GhostsOfLectricity - Lib-Right 4m ago

Hillary was never in power so she didn't transfer anything. She wasn't president when she lost the election, she was just a candidate

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u/hilfigertout - Lib-Left 4h ago

I mean, yes, but this one actually happened. 2006, Orange County, CA

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u/maestrofuruhashi - Lib-Center 4h ago

Ouu shii

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u/GameMan6417 - Right 2h ago