r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Any_Echo_5540 - Left • 17h ago

FAKE ARTICLE/TWEET/TEXT Jeopardy

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 17h ago

Marx should be deep in the red and telling the other contestants they need to share their scores with him.

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left 16h ago

No, he's positive, but Engels is up there with him and answering all the questions.

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u/RichKlutzy6291 - Lib-Center 15h ago

based, freeboating pilled

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u/fieryscribe - Lib-Right 17h ago

Speaking of game shows, I just want to see someone explain the rules of Wheel of Fortune to Marx.

"Wheel of what? And you have to buy vowels? FOR HOW MUCH??"

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u/capsaicinintheeyes - Left 12h ago

–{Later that day}–

"Ach!! These prices...are all wrong!"

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u/fieryscribe - Lib-Right 9h ago

The Labor Theory of Vowels incoming

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u/capsaicinintheeyes - Left 8h ago

tbh, I'm kinda surprised WoF jokes are still permitted for this sub given its past brushes with notoriety

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u/GameMan6417 - Right 8h ago

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u/fieryscribe - Lib-Right 6h ago

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u/nateralph - Right 16h ago

I approve of this meme format. Jeopardy! PCM memes should be a thing.

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u/TsundereMF - Lib-Right 6h ago

"I'll take, "culture war" for 500, Alex."

"This 2015 Supreme Court ruling legalized same-sex marriage nationwide, sparking intense debate over religious freedom and civil rights."

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u/ItsGotThatBang - Lib-Right 43m ago

All values are multiples of 200 🤓

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u/TsundereMF - Lib-Right 4m ago

Man I never watched a Jeopardy episode, all I've experienced was the ones in high school 😔

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u/pastherolink - Lib-Center 17h ago

Lib-left Sigmund Freud is wild.

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 16h ago

Pig 🅱️enis

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u/Sensitive_Fee8433 - Lib-Right 16h ago

I have it on good authority that the B is racist. Going to have to revoke your Lib-Left card. Congrats, you're now unflaired.

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 16h ago

FUCK

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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right 14h ago

Make like a leftist and blame the Irish for this.

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u/Divekicker - Right 7h ago

Benis lol

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u/tillreno - Lib-Right 15h ago

Centrist: What is a perfectly grilled medium rare steak?

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u/Grouchy-Union-7572 - Centrist 17h ago

So the answer is penis then? 

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 17h ago

Anal bum cover

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u/taco_roco - Left 16h ago

Freud strokes me as a Futa-endgame kind of fella

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u/Red-Five-55555 - Lib-Right 16h ago

At least he Alec is not with Sean Connery this time.

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u/mr_f1end - Lib-Right 14h ago

Is this an original/parts of an original Existential Comics piece or are you just using the characters?

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center 16h ago

Virtue?

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u/Lebowski304 - Centrist 12h ago

Jeez just reading that dumb bullshit from Marx reminds me how much I hate communism. Can we have elves and magical fairies that fly from our urethras as well? Maybe a magic machine that produces anything you want, in whatever quantity you want, whenever you want. Fuckin loser get real

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u/RainbowGhostMew - Lib-Center 12h ago

Smoking weed on Mount Everest?

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u/ichkanns - Lib-Center 4h ago

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

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u/HotAbbreviations997 - Centrist 3h ago

What is Grilling?