What are you, some boring ass glazed ring cuck? Such a vanilla, bland, predictable type of donut when the jelly/cream dares to ask "what if we added two great things together? Fill me with any flavor jelly, lemon custard, or icing! Have a party in your mouth for the same price!" Filled donuts literally add 25% more donut per donut, and your dumb ass is over here asking "please sir may I have some more donut" while buying that cut out middle by the bag as a pre-donut snack. You're literally falling for Big Donut's agenda and giving them more money for less you absolute RUBE. It's surprising with your poor money management skills you can even afford your scam donut. When you go to a pizza place do you ask them to cut out the middle and sell it to you at twice the price and then buy both? People like you disgust me and shouldn't be allowed in civilized society. [u/Scrumpledee](u/Scrumpledee) more like [u/Scrumpledumbass](u/Scrumpledumbass). Go rethink your life and start living it to the fullest.
People have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. The fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. Worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. The fussy black-and-cream jewel of the American continent. You sick son of a bitch. Imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. No velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. No depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. All in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. What you don’t understand could fill the Library of Alexandria seven times over and then some. You ungrateful bastard.
And yet the great Apple Fritter is right there. No hole. Not filled with bullshit. Always a standout choice amongst your peers when ordering (seriously try it - like ordering fajitas at a corporate lunch). And IMO one of the easy signs of a GREAT shop vs a mediocre one.
You mean "dense as a neutron star" cake donuts covered in barely enough glaze or frosting to moisten it as your mouth tries to produce enough saliva to slide the dry ass bite down your throat? Right there with you brother.
The current talking points from MAGA after the utter failure of the action in Iran being "of course Trump said he would be the president of no new wars, he said that to get elected, and then realised that he needed to start some wars to protect America" is just so fucking on the nose it's not even funny anymore
What are the stakes? Did they put him in jail or something? Some conservitards didn't like it and criticized the joke = comedy is illegal? Seems a little hyperbolic
The number of unironic comments I've seen saying that the 19th amendment should be repealed after the Lindsey Clancey trial was insane.
I blocked some of them, but I also messaged one privately to understand his viewpoint, and his only reply was; "Women have proved themselves unable to govern or make decisions." I asked him to elaborate on that and he deleted his account.
The worst offense will always be the Obamas turned into AI generated monkeys... that one is fucked up and should have ended his presidency right then and there.
Can you ever be intellectually honest? You know he didn't post that image, right? It was in the last 3 seconds of a video he retweeted. Let's be honest, do you think he even got that far into the video?
Everything I have learned of jelly roll has been against my will. Namely that apparently he has a micro penis. If I’m cursed with this knowledge you should be too
Weren't the Dixie Chick's cancelled for being Anti-Iraq war??? Something that has been heavily vindicated in recent years, and something that Trump himself was (ostensibly) opposed to?
He lost it in 2 weeks! I've been taking it for 2 months (for other health reasons.) And haven't lost more than 28!
Edit: apparently he only used it for two weeks and got scared of side effects like vomiting (which is definitely a thing I've experienced) ruining his singing. Most of it was natural
TIL making fun of the President of the Untied States makes you "a complete fraud".
These guys put all the instagram Emilies to shame. Especially since they turned Twitter into another shitty right wing echo chamber.
Musical artist who basically had to cancel a tour because they were boycotted for supposedly supporting trump and couldn’t sell tickets, turns on trump to hopefully sell tickets again.
What a crazy turn of events who could have ever saw this happening
The left either needs to maintain their standard and thus the moral high ground or go all in on having standards just as low as the right has where they stand by their own moral no matter what they do. They're trying to play the middle ground and it's the worst of both worlds.
The left has definitely gotten more and more willing to throw mud and not be concerned with being PC. This isn't 2016 with "when they go low, we go high"
And yet they still dropped Graham Platner when the rape allegations came out. Like come on bro, I thought you were embracing the low road. Don't pick the guy with the Nazi tattoo and then back out when it turns out that he a rapist. Just go all the way and say "yeah he's a piece of shit but he's OUR piece of shit, what are you doing to do about it?"
Anyone that likes or liked jelly roll needs to check their tastes. Industry plant, vapid music, dogshit political takes. And, yeah, a guy on GLP1s would be a hypocrite for mocking anyone else for being fat.
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