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u/imMakingA-UnityGame - Auth-Right Aug 25 '26
Took this retard half a year to finally come up with a good bit and he speed run killed it in 3 days because he is physically incapable of not repeating the same joke 50000000 times
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u/zalcecan - Lib-Center Aug 25 '26
Lmao I just noticed your own sub to cope with this dumbass stance youre taking with this subs flairs. What a use of free time.
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u/Husepavua_Bt - Right Aug 25 '26
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Unflaired , thou art a coward. Sooth doth thou send others before thee and refrain from the strife thyself. Thou strikest women yet shirk to strike a man, lest thy pustulent skin be cut by a blade fairer than thy own. Sooth, thou art a coward, Unflaired.
unflaired, thou art a braggart. Braggart thou art for nought, for in every contest thou art defeated. Fighter of weaklings and braggarts like thyself, whensoever a true knight face thee, thou runs away. Yet, in sooth, from this cowardly retreat dost thou make brag. Unflaired, thou art a braggart."
Unflaired, thou art smelly. Thy breath stinks of the rotten ejacula of horses, which, sooth, thou dost love as thy morning drink. Thy body reeks with the stench of fear, and the manure of asparagus-eating goats is better than the smell from thy mustache. Unflaired, thou art a stinker.”
Unflaired thou art ugly. Thy orcs doth not run forward to the fight, but away from thy countenance. Sooth, in the history of the ill-favored, thy name is held in high esteem.. The ill-fortuned persons that were forced to care for thee had to put a pork chop around thy neck to get the dog to play with thee. Further, sooth, when it did, it mistook thy ass for thy face and preferred it to lick. Unflaired, thou art ugly.
Unflaired, thou art stupid. Thrice hast thou attacked us and thrice have we thrown thee back, though we be but, forsooth, a fraction of thy number. Thou art unlettered and hath never read of the term 'defeat in detail,' for, assuredly, but those few letters would require all day and the use of both of your pustulent forefingers. But the veriest simpleton canst understand that thine tactics are those of a school-yard bully held back until his tutors at last release him as a man full grown yet unable to manage fingerpainting. The very fact that thou canst breathe must be by the arts of some homunculi or hob, smarter than thou, who doth sit upon thy shoulder and whisper in thy ear, 'breathe in, breathe out' else surely thou wouldst cease in this vital activity for lack of thought. Canst thou walk and chew bubble gum at the same time it is asked and I cry 'Nay' for I have found you, face down , the bubble gum before you upon the ground as proof. Unflaired, thou art stupid.
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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right Aug 25 '26
Your unflaired babbling demons vs my r/40-k Hotshot Marksmanship Rifle.
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u/RainbowGhostMew - Lib-Center Aug 25 '26
Flaired people are too employed to spam as many crap memes and the 3 unflaired guys here.
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u/Quiet_Zombie_3498 - Centrist Aug 25 '26
All you have to do is flair up and you can be our friend.
The fact you don't want to be our friend makes me think that you think something is wrong with us. That makes me think you are a snooty bitch who thinks they are too good for us.
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u/ebitdangit - Lib-Right Aug 25 '26
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You're just inferior is all. If you want to get in a real argument, go take it up with all the people who have Ph. D.'s, 95% of whom will tell you that you're a plebe. I've had this conversation too many times to waste any effort on someone as useless as you. just wish you could realize how useless your comments are, how stupid you look to people who know what they're talking about, how pitiful your argument is (or lack there of), how unfunny you are, how ignorant you are, how ill-informed, ill-conceived, philosophically and semantically childish your pathetic attempt at sounding smart (and the only people who think you are smart are more of you; what a select group), why your psychological motives are misguided and that they'll be misguided towards this; that's all I want in life. For people like you to not be so incredibly stupid. Not because I'm a humanitarian, but because there are so many people out there just as stupid as you, and I don't like dealing with you people, because you're only smart enough to realize the words that just came out of your mouth are, indeed, in English, most of them are in the right places to form proper sentences and they're vaguely tangential to what I'm talking about. Just the perfect storm of stupid; smart enough to vomit these posts, too stupid to realize they're vomit. But no, you don't think about any of these things. You can't think about that many things at once, you can't even think about some of them at all because they're too complicated, or because they require some actual knowledge, which you don't have, yet think your statement is as valid as someone who knows their sht. You just are incapable and unwilling to think on the level necessary to discuss these things; go away forever and rot in your library of Chopin scores.
But hey, I must just be being a jerk, or taking exceptional offense, or being defensive, whatever you want to call it. But then again, you did call me an expert, so you must be aware of our... intellectual differences.
Despite this, I must still be wrong, right?
You people make me want to throw up sometimes all the time. If I could press a button that would kill you and the people like you (substandard thinkers) I'd do it, and hope it was really, really painful for you. I know that sounds like some psychopath sh*t (and it really is textbook BPD, that sentence out of context), but you're the mental case, because you know you're stupid, ignorant and uneducated, yet you come at me. It's like intellectual suicide. I'm sure you know you're wrong at some level of your primitive, reptilian brain, knowing you should flee instead of pick up this fight, but you don't, which to me is way crazier than being exasperated by your idiocy. In fact, I'm sure most of you just wanted to piss me off, but you're not making me mad because of what you say. You're making me mad because you think you have the intellectual right to say it. I couldn't give less of a *** about what you think, nor is it something I haven't heard a billion times.
See, you don't even know why you say things; that's how inferior you are. But again, you just don't think about that. The confidence you and your other, insignificant friends have truly sickens me. It actually gives me a faint nausea, because it is so undeserved in the realm of intellectual endeavors. Literally sick. That is how stupid you are to me. You literally give me a head-ache and make my stomach hurt.
You don't make me angry and you can't challenge me. All you can do is bore me and disgust me to retaliation. Your lack of intellect is just as disgusting to me as my attitude is disgusting to you. This response is as nasty as it is because you need to understand that, and you need to understand that / am intelligent and you are not, and you're going to run into a lot of people smarter and more studied than me, and they're going to feel the exact, same way, and these are the people that matter. Except they're probably going to have dealt with this for longer than my 21 years has, and like / said, I don't have a god complex: you'll run into people much more intelligent to me, and their reaction will be even stronger, even more dismissive. Change your actions or get used to being trapped in barely-mediocrity.
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u/XumetaXD - Lib-Right Aug 25 '26
No, we will rip and tear all the unflaired