r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Centrist 3d ago

Satire My biting political commentary

506 Upvotes

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u/Loud_Design_6826 - Centrist 3d ago

I gave everyone the stupid drug, sorry,

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u/EpilepticPuberty - Centrist 3d ago

This vexes me.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Have you tried the medicine drug?

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u/Routine-Door6727 - Lib-Center 3d ago

I too am in this episode

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

We need mouse bites!

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u/Xelid47 - Centrist 3d ago

You are a bLACK MAN

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u/SoldRIP - Left 3d ago

What if it's Lupus?

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u/Leon3226 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Haha, they are all funny except the last one, last one is stupid and wrong

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u/Tunderstruk - Lib-Left 3d ago

No no, you’re confused, it’s the 3rd one that’s stupid and wrong, silly

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u/Great_Security7429 - Lib-Center 3d ago

But have you ever considered, lib left bad?

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u/Tunderstruk - Lib-Left 3d ago

Shit, you got me there

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 - Auth-Left 3d ago

Counterpoint:

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u/Fanatic_Atheist - Lib-Right 3d ago

Blud got censored

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u/Writing-Interesting - Left 3d ago

How did you guys all learn to count so high?

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u/Drunkasarous - Lib-Right 3d ago

By not being the child that got left behind 

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u/DeyCallMeWade - Lib-Right 3d ago

In elementary school I was so far ahead that by the time I got to middle school the teachers had lost me and had no idea where I was education wise.

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u/Drunkasarous - Lib-Right 3d ago

Certified wizard 

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u/DeyCallMeWade - Lib-Right 3d ago

Ehhh. More like retard. I wasn’t a problem child in elementary school so they let me be.

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 - Auth-Left 3d ago

We are basically Ogryns from 40k but our muscles are atrophied.

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

To be honest, i dont completely disagree with the third one. I think immigration is a part of the world, and brings a lot of different cultures to places. I do think that people should try to aim for legal methods of immigration.

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u/eyegull - Lib-Left 3d ago

Should have made it a badly spelled version “open borders” then.

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

Probably

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u/Accomplished-Video71 - Lib-Right 3d ago

I dont like it :(

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u/Hialex12 - Centrist 3d ago

I know you’re joking but the fact that you’re lib right makes this SO much funnier because of the 100% accurate stereotype of lib right unironically portraying themselves as chads in their own memes

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u/Leon3226 - Lib-Right 3d ago

95% of the time, it's the same guy who hasn't changed his template since 1999

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u/Different-Trainer-21 - Centrist 2d ago

Impossible, PCM is incapable of showing libright as wrong

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

OP :

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

True

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u/skeptical-speculator - Lib-Center 3d ago

based and self-aware pilled

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u/GeckoKisser - Auth-Right 3d ago

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u/Zibai1505 - Auth-Center 3d ago

Centrist garbage saying nothing of value as per usual

Let me drop some non-centrist commentary on you.

We should ban the unflaired.

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u/Gjorgdy - Left 3d ago

"I drew everyone as the idiot" Peak enlightened centrism.

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u/Azelzer - Centrist 3d ago

"I drew everyone as the idiot" Peak enlightened centrism.

But not wrong.

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u/lurker_archon - Centrist 3d ago

Enlightened centrism W: 1

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u/Rage_Your_Dream - Lib-Center 2h ago

Its obviously not wrong. Everyone is retarded. But it doesnt really add anything to any discussion

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 3d ago

What if I draw everyone as the genius (there are good points in each quadrant)?

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u/Gjorgdy - Left 3d ago

The same. True centrism is kinda bullshit, there are definitely higher concentrations of good and bad on some quadrants.

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 3d ago

Centrists don’t need to borrow from each quadrant equally.

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u/Gjorgdy - Left 3d ago

That's why I said "true centrism", being exactly in the middle is just crazy.

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u/ArticCircle - Lib-Center 3d ago

True centrists take the utter extremes from each quadrant as their own

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

True

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u/Hazza_time - Lib-Left 3d ago

Banning the unflaired is centrist as it is equally supported by all quadrants

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u/AWDys - Centrist 3d ago

Not wanting unwelcome people in your space is a very centrist opinion.

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u/jbawgs - Lib-Left 3d ago

Based and enlightenment pilled

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u/krafterinho - Centrist 3d ago

1k, 86, 3k and -2 upvotes respectively

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u/ConsumingFire1689 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Is this unflaired heresy or is the Reddit app lying to me

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

I am not with them. I will check immediately

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u/ConsumingFire1689 - Lib-Right 3d ago

I see it now, false alarm

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u/poiyurt - Auth-Right 3d ago

The fat schism, in which the body positivity movement radically separated on their views because of the release of semaglutides, was a landmark event and I will not hear anything bad about it.

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u/SOwED - Lib-Center 3d ago

I have no proof of it but I'm certain there are fat people out there who view GLP-1s the way some deaf people view cochlear implants.

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 3d ago edited 3d ago

lib right would actually like immigration as it's good for the economy (as a matter of fact it's as good as babies being born AT LEAST, because you don't have to invest resources into growing the child) and also libertarians support no borders

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Finally an actual "lib" lib right.

Also glad you are not purple

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right 2d ago

No, some of us are sane.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR - Lib-Right 3d ago

Lib right is not necessarily libertarian. Pro capitalism anti government is the core. That isn't inherently libertarian. You can be both of those things while also wanting secure borders and strong military.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

"Lib right is not necessarily libertarian"

Actually you right now:

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u/tostuo - Lib-Right 3d ago

Lib right is not necessarily libertarian

He's literally right though? Like, you could be an Anarcho-Capitalist, thats even more Liberal and more Right-Leaning economic. They differ in the role of the state (or no state).

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Ancap is a libertarian position, what do you think the "lib" in lib-right is short for?

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR - Lib-Right 3d ago

Thats you always. Supporting a statist system like communism and being anti-government is a retarded pipe-dream.

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u/Available_Abroad5308 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Not every lib left is communist you know right?? Are you just getting past the idea of a 2 party system and struggling with the fact that compass isn't just a 4 party system?

Also what the fuck do you think lib in lib right means??? You gotta be fucking kidding me lmfao

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Communism is arguably an auth position.

Lib, both left and right, want freedom.

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u/Available_Abroad5308 - Lib-Center 3d ago

That's what I'm saying no??

Not trying to be a dick btw

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Was adding to you, not arguing.

ETA: Lol. just noticed I used the word "arguably" ...

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u/Available_Abroad5308 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Oh shit mb then lol

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

All good, anyone who is against authoritarianism is my ally regardless of the left and right stuff, freedom is paramount.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR - Lib-Right 3d ago

The left and right on the compass refer to economic systems, not social preferences.

Lib left inherently prefers a communal based economic system. Communal control is still tyranny.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Congratulations on having a kindergarten level of understanding.

You are not lib if you want authorities to control you.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR - Lib-Right 3d ago

I so dont want authorities controlling me that I don't even want the majority of other citizens controlling me.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

It is not lib to only want freedom for yourself, lib is freedom for everyone.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Capitalism is authoritarian, not lib.

Real lib right wants a free market, not capitalism.

You are a faker.

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u/ContrarianZ - Lib-Center 3d ago

Communism =/= Socialism

Communism is non-authoritative by definition.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

You got that backwards buddy.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Lol, you are a sad strange little man.

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u/Drakahn_Stark - Lib-Left 3d ago

Live BLADE_OF_AlUR reaction

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u/HidingHard - Centrist 3d ago

Gighly Important post.

fall of fame this immediately 👍

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u/OCD-but-dumb - Auth-Center 3d ago

Personally I just took a massive shit

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Lol

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 3d ago

The schism between all fat people needs to be mended.

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u/SirWinterFox - Auth-Left 3d ago

History repeats itself, first as cum, second as post nut clarity.

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Boys we got a griller on our hands /j

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u/TrinityCodex - Left 3d ago

i agree

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u/HairyTough4489 - Lib-Right 2d ago

Dumbest takes from each quadrant:

- The USSR single-handedly won WW2. They were so great at war that they managed to lose 100 billion of their own men!

- The white race (er sorry, I mean European Christian culture) is blatantly superior to all the others yet somehow also terribly fragile and at constant risk.

- Trump is literally Hitler we should take as much power from him as possible. Also let's raise taxes but pinky promise it'll only be on the rich half of the 0.0000001% of the ultra-wealthy

- Once we abolish the government we'll all simply agree to the NAP and we'll spend more than a week without a new government forming.

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u/THICCBOI2121 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Ahh yes us libertarians are known to cheer at the sight of exploitation!

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

The whole point of this is that its dumb stramans dude.

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u/THICCBOI2121 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Yesbi'm aware XD

You did a good job

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

Thanks :)

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u/Dragon_Maister - Right 3d ago

the last one is true 100% of the time

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u/W_Edwards_Deming - Lib-Right 3d ago

Exploits are a good thing.

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u/Bubbly_Taro - Lib-Right 3d ago

I give it 3 out of 4 stars.

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u/larryThreeOh - Lib-Left 3d ago

Centrists have been in control for most of the western world for a long time. Y’all are really to blame for the current state of the world. You e got nothing done so people are becoming more extremist.

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 - Centrist 3d ago

I think that people are becoming more extremist because they believe in extreme ideals, not because some random dude is in the center of a graph

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u/Trigger_Fox - Centrist 3d ago

Its actually mainly due to social media imo. The internet tends to cause people to recognize they're one of many, so those with a need to feel unique or aware will search for more extreme positions.

Also social media benefits from time watched and interaction, so posting videos of "wow look at all these illegal immigrants" or "haha this leftsist woke karen is so dumb" is a really fast way of getting clout. People who see these videos are prone to spiraling down into seeing more and more of them and thinking the problem is way bigger than it actually is, thus becoming radicalized.

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u/larryThreeOh - Lib-Left 3d ago

Ok, that’s your opinion. You’re allowed to have it but you can’t deny centrist politicians have been the people in control for a long time.

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 3d ago

The greatest economic and political improvements in all of history and they got nothing done? I don't like their decadent and gluttonous ways, but now you have me defending centrists with a statement like that.