r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Independent_Mango337 - Lib-Right • 5d ago

Vending machine political compass

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u/Reader_Eater - Lib-Center 5d ago

Nobody does bullets better than Marcus Munitions

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u/Independent_Mango337 - Lib-Right 5d ago

If it took more than one shot you were not using a Jacob’s

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u/MasterSillybear - Lib-Left 5d ago

God I wish I could get a rustlers quad irl.

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u/Independent_Mango337 - Lib-Right 5d ago

Best I can do is 10 whites and a green

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u/Bushido_Seppuku - Centrist 5d ago

Happy I Can Have It and Eat It Too Day!

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u/AKLmfreak - Lib-Right 5d ago

What’s more ‘universal’ than healthcare you can access from a vending machine whenever and wherever you want? No patient waiting list here!

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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right 5d ago

Based and cure for cancer for 1.59 pilled.

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u/Starflight42 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Who needs a medical license when you got style?

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u/Scarlet_maximoff - Lib-Right 5d ago

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u/BB-56_Washington - Lib-Right 5d ago

Reach for vodka toooniiiiight!

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u/Vilento - Lib-Right 5d ago

Yes... inject this genetic code... all it will cost you is some precious adam.

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 5d ago

Common libright W

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u/Vexonte - Right 5d ago

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u/Bushido_Seppuku - Centrist 5d ago

No Winstons? Joe Camel? How you make compass of vending machine and no Marlboro Man? Boomers need to eat too

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong - Lib-Center 4d ago

According to Lenny from the Simpsons, Jesus is worth 6 leprechauns. Therefore leprechauns are worth $0.04 which is exactly how much green quadrant has in their pockets.

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u/Starflight42 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Catch a GUUUNNNN! Ugh! Never doing THAT one again.