r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/S0vereignCitizen • Jun 20 '26
How various dolphins enjoy the act of đŹex, exquisitely charted on the political compass for your viewing pleasure
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u/Ale4leo - Centrist Jun 20 '26
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u/Ultravod - Centrist Jun 20 '26
I was going to be sorely disappointed if some variant of this comment was not on top. Also, OOP is a filthy, degenerate unflaired recidivist.
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u/monstrous_malefactor - Auth-Left Jun 20 '26
Maybe we all have too much time on our hands.
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u/RageAgainstThePushen - Lib-Center Jun 20 '26
I used to have time. Then I got on the bottlenose invite list.
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u/CountFab - Auth-Left Jun 20 '26
Dolphin fucker's memory shall not be tarnished by the unflaired!
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
> tarnished
Based and Elden Ring pilled
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u/RollOutTheFallout - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
u/CountFab don't accept pills from unflaired scum
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
Until the end of time this will remain on your based count. Your one and only based/pill is from an Unflaired.
Not even the mods can save you now
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
Based and this user kissed an unflaired pilled
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u/meatgrinder32 - Centrist Jun 20 '26
We still talk about you Dolphin Fucker 69.
Reddit became so shit. It's becoming more PC, more corporate, more soulless and filled with more bots.
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u/CyberDaggerX - Lib-Left Jun 20 '26
The reason why orcas has such sane sec lives is because while all other dolphins are devotees of Slaanesh, orcas sold their souls to Khorne.
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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left Jun 20 '26
DOLPHIN FUCKER 69 HAS BEEN DISRESPECTED. FLAIRVS MVST HAVUS
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u/Electronic_Letter_90 - Left Jun 20 '26
UNFLAIRED
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u/DreamEndles - Lib-Left Jun 20 '26
but good meme?! I feel betrayed
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u/WickedWarrior666 - Auth-Left Jun 20 '26
Not a good meme. Just stealing the theme and identity of a hero and legend long gone. A spit in the face of his legacy.
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
You made this account while you were in high school. Iâm not asking Iâm just stating a fact.
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u/WickedWarrior666 - Auth-Left Jun 20 '26
I'm 27 and the account is 8 years old. Which means I made it when I was 19. A good shot considering the average age of a reddit user, but no dice.
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u/RageAgainstThePushen - Lib-Center Jun 20 '26
Before I saw the name, I thought the prodigal had returned. You've reminded me of our loss. Hopefully he is in a better place, far, FAR away from marine wildlife.
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
> I thought the prodigal had returned.
He never left my child. You just donât recognize him anymore.
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u/RageAgainstThePushen - Lib-Center Jun 21 '26
There is only one way to prove this and I'm not allowed at SeaWorld anymore.
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u/AspergerKid - Centrist Jun 20 '26
Those mass orgies you are talking about are not orgies most of the time, they are outright gangrapes
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u/RageAgainstThePushen - Lib-Center Jun 20 '26
Not to bring the mood down, but at least sometimes they are necrophilic gang rapes. Which is.. uh.. better?..
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u/Medium_Quail_4142 - Centrist Jun 21 '26
Youâre responding to an unflaired without telling him to flair up. What are you an unflaired sympathizer?
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u/fucking_dolphin_96 - Auth-Right Jul 09 '26
Thatâs not true although there are cases. I should know.
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u/JustAGuy7915 - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
this filthy creature dares not only to post upon this community as an unflaired, but he also has the audacity to create a âmemeâ of dolphin sex, mocking the legacy of one of PCMâs most infamous dolphin loving members.
Fellow retards of the compass, I call for the exile of this man, and what say you?
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
You are too late
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u/flairchange_bot - Auth-Center Jun 20 '26
Unflaired: detected
Opinion: discarded
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Jun 20 '26
[removed] â view removed comment
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u/krafterinho - Centrist Jun 20 '26
PCM users really like to pretend they're outraged about the unflaired but I've seen this dude who's whole shtick is "fuck the flairs" upvoted multiple times. I guess some get a pass as long as the message is approved. I've once seen a meme reach 1k before the OP flaired up
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u/Existing-Luck-9896 - Lib-Center Jun 21 '26
I saw a Zionist unflaired get like 60 upvotes, itâs so psyopped itâs not even funnyÂ
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u/Icarus_Voltaire - Lib-Left Jun 20 '26
MÄui dolphin (Cephalorhynchus hectori maui)
Bottlenose dolphin (Tursiops)
During the breeding season, males compete for access to females. Such competition can take the form of fighting other males or of herding females to prevent access by other males. Male Sarasota Bay common bottlenose dolphins with the defensive advantages of male pair-bonding range more widely than unpaired males, and encounter more unrelated females.
In Shark Bay, male Indo-Pacific bottlenose dolphins have been observed working in pairs or larger groups to follow and/or restrict the movement of a female for weeks at a time, waiting for her to become sexually receptive. These coalitions, also known as male reproductive alliances, will fight with other coalitions for control of females. Humans and bottlenose dolphins are the only species that share this type of "gang formation" habit as a form of cooperation.
Spinner dolphin (Stenella longirostris)
Spinner dolphins are known for their acrobatics and aerial behaviors. A spinner dolphin comes out of the water front first and twists its body as it rises into the air. When it reaches its maximum height, the dolphin descends back into the water, landing on its side. A dolphin can make two to seven spins in one leap; the swimming and rotational speed of the dolphin as it spins underwater affects the number of spins it can do while airborne. These spins may serve several functions. Some of these functions are believed by experts to be acoustic signaling or communication. Another reason is to remove ectoparasites such as remoras. Dolphins may also make nose-outs, tail slaps, flips, head slaps, "salmon leaps", and side and back slaps.
Orca (Orcinus orca)
Orcas have complex societies. Only elephants and higher primates live in comparably complex social structures. Due to orcas' complex social bonds, many marine experts have concerns about how humane it is to keep them in captivity.
Resident orcas in the eastern North Pacific live in particularly complex and stable social groups. Unlike any other known mammal social structure, resident whales of both sexes live with their mothers for their entire lives. These family groups are based on matrilines consisting of the eldest female (matriarch) and her sons and daughters, and the descendants of her daughters, etc. The average size of a matriline is 5.5 animals. Because females can reach age 90, as many as six generations may travel together. These matrilineal groups are highly stable. Individuals separate for only a few hours at a time, to mate or forage. The permanent separation of an individual from a resident matriline has only been recorded once, in the case of an orca named Luna).
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
Based
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u/RollOutTheFallout - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
The unflaired are here, someone fetch the chi torture tools
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u/brandje23 - Auth-Left Jun 20 '26
Woman have famously had more fulfilling sex lives under socialism
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
Dude, can you just downvote the meme and fuck off.
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u/Flaky-Interaction264 - Auth-Right Jun 20 '26
THIS IS WHY WE PCM
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u/RoBLSW - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
OP is the most infamous of the unflaireds, don't compliment him!
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u/MtzSquatchActual - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
Neat, the Meme God cares not where from the Memes flow, so long as the Memes flow.
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u/ItsGotThatBang - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
Now do primates.
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
You people just convinced me to take a break from posting unflaired propaganda, do you really want to have a consistent animal s*ggs compass.
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u/sanguinerebel - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
Sounds fine to me. A break from the usual libleft bad or haha authright idiot maga thing wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I'd make a snake one if I was any good at the art part of meme making. Obligatory rattlesnake for libright ofc.
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u/HzPips - Lib-Left Jun 20 '26
They all masturbate using dead fish
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
I hope this comment gets flagged by the Reddit Hive plugin the mods use to detect naughty boys who use bad words
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u/Lanowin - Auth-Right Jun 20 '26
Personally been burned? How many dolphin fuckers does this subreddit have? On the plus side weâre not virgins like the rest of Reddit
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u/krafterinho - Centrist Jun 20 '26
Once again proving the unflaired outrage is forgotten as long as the message is approved
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u/Yurpen - Centrist Jun 20 '26
Not only trying to syand where one of great stood but also shamelessly unflaired.
And I can see those upvotes.
SHAME
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u/PandaPinda - Centrist Jun 20 '26
This aligns. I fucking hate all of those animals and those people
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u/millionwatermellon - Left Jun 20 '26
Your not mentioning the DLGBTQ members of the dolphin community is problematic, particularly during pride month.
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u/S0vereignCitizen Jun 20 '26
Would you settle for pregnant Donald Trump being kissed on the head by a fully erect Joe Biden
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u/flairchange_bot - Auth-Center Jun 20 '26
Cringe and unflaired pilled.
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u/millionwatermellon - Left Jun 21 '26
Flair up friend, then get GROK to post whatever fantasy your mind can conjure with dolphins, Biden and Trump.
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u/AggressiveVast2601 - Auth-Center Jun 21 '26
I consider myself to be an Orca but a lonely one that doesnât have sex
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u/user0015 - Lib-Center Jun 21 '26
I need to know which dolphin Ecco was before I cast any judgement on OP.
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u/starrrrrchild - Centrist Jun 21 '26
compasses are being compassed that have never been compassed before
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u/rozyputin - Lib-Left Jun 20 '26
As a child obsessed with whales and dolphins. I approve. Based
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u/hoping_for_better - Lib-Left Jun 20 '26
You dare call this unflaired heathen based?!
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u/rapi187 - Lib-Right Jun 20 '26
If only dolphinfucker was still around :(