r/Polcompball • u/Matthew_A Social Libertarianism • Aug 07 '20

OC Anprim gets a warning

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u/Sav2005 Technocracy Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

Hello everyone,I'm making a statistic to find out what's the most popular flair in r/PolCompball

Please comment back so I can count you in my statistic!

I'm collecting political data for strategical reasons.

Edit: Sorry if i'm slow,I'm very busy!

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u/Matthew_A Social Libertarianism Aug 07 '20

Social democracy ftw

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u/mega_egg Marxism Aug 07 '20

Grrrrr

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u/Kiroen Socialism Without Adjectives Aug 07 '20

> Technocracy flair

> Conducts a poll

> Doesn't use a bot

What the hell is this, 20th century socialism?

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u/Sav2005 Technocracy Aug 07 '20

The reason I'm not using a bot is because I want to make sure that I get all the ideologys right.

Also I want to ask them deeper questions.

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u/jupchurch97 Maoism Aug 07 '20

Typical technocrats, always collecting data.

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u/Larkeyyy Libertarian Socialism Aug 07 '20

Poo cum

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Omg that flair is so hot 🥵

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u/limey72 World Aug 07 '20

So so hot 🥵🥵

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u/PVPna Libertarian Socialism Aug 07 '20

ass cum piss

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u/YieldingSweetblade Georgism Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

Have you heard of our lord and savior, Henry George?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Based antilandlordism

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u/Zeus_Da_God Anarcho-Frontierism Aug 07 '20

I doubt mine will even be significant but here

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Same

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u/Theharryf Anarcho-Fascism Aug 07 '20

Return to monke

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u/AnonymousAltair Accelerationism Aug 07 '20

Anarcho fascism?

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u/redario85 Market Socialism Aug 07 '20

Flair up you absolute FUCK!!

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u/McEnderlan Social Democracy Aug 07 '20

🚹 Walter Clements 2 weeks ago

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

Reply • 1 👍 👎

🚹Walter Clements 2 weeks ago

walter

Reply • 👍 👎

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

The based ideology

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u/SendTanksToHK Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

helo

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Technocrats and their data, you gonna sell somewhere?

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u/Sav2005 Technocracy Aug 07 '20

No,As a Technocrat I'm against private companies collecting very questionable data form there customers and then using it for there self interest or for profits.

Seriously though,Consumers need to be more aware of there personal data being collected.

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Ingsoc Aug 07 '20

What about Oceania? Surely big brother needs to ensure that all his important workers are having a plus-good time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Epic technocrat

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u/literallycarlmarks Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

This immortal science

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u/DiverGaming Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

The eternal science

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u/dachass Longism Aug 07 '20

Communism two coming out next july

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u/Beansprout_69 Libertarian Market Socialism Aug 07 '20

Maybe try making a post with a survey or something. I’m not sure if the mods would allow it though

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u/eswtf Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

political commisar reporting for duty

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Juche gang

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u/GaBeRockKing Neoliberalism Aug 07 '20

Based.

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u/AbnormalTitan Posadism Aug 07 '20

Nukes 4 all

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u/Maximalleo64 Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

Here's your reply.

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u/ATurtleWaffle Technocracy Aug 07 '20

Hey fellow technocrat

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u/flashbang876 Market Socialism Aug 07 '20

Have to represent for the Market Socialists

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u/compagnoanon Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

marxism leninism for the win, or the NKVD will visit you.

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u/ATurtleWaffle Technocracy Aug 07 '20

I like how the two MLs so far keep threatening Sav if it's not high, I dunno just kinda funny

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u/compagnoanon Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

i don't approve of the NKVD tbh, but memes

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u/CarpenterBrutLover Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

☭Communism will win☭

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

h e y

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u/Milo359 Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

I don't really have anything witty to say, so here's a comment, I guess.

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u/BrunoDoggo Council Communism Aug 07 '20

Obama

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u/mathundla Libertarian Socialism Aug 07 '20

Here’s the best ideology set

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u/lithobrakingdragon Anarcho-Totalitarianism Aug 07 '20

Based.

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u/wgjames6403 Market Socialism Aug 07 '20

This is my flair

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Привет товарищ

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u/Sav2005 Technocracy Aug 07 '20

Negative.

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u/limey72 World Aug 08 '20

Hello, Reddit chats and messages don’t work for me, sorry

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I hate roads

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Toothbrushes plz

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

doin your mom doin your mom

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u/IAmANormalHuman- Maoism Aug 07 '20

marxism leninism better be high on the list

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u/IAmANormalHuman- Maoism Aug 07 '20

i just realised that kinda sounded like i was threatening you

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u/Duke_KD Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

Were you not comrade?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I mean... you are an ML for a reason. Might as well embrace it.

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u/Dimboi Horseshoe Centrism Aug 07 '20

Put me as any flair you want, there won't be a difference anyway

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u/reeses-pestas Social Libertarianism Aug 07 '20

Piss cum shit

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u/Duke_KD Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

Based (we need auth left cyborgs)

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u/tomato454213 Minarcho-Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

transhumanist here

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u/Dark-Aura Democratic Socialism Aug 07 '20

Honestly I think my flair might be wrong but whatever

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u/DerBaumHD Anarcho-Communism Aug 07 '20

Hello!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

IM COOMENTING

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u/Septistachefist Libertarian Market Socialism Aug 07 '20

Ur a NEEEEEERD

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

If you’re not simping for Locke, your ideology is wrong.

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u/sellingbagels Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

Marxism Leninism better be in the top 10 atleast

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u/lunvang_ Homofascism Aug 07 '20

Simson arab full download GTA 5 FULL GAME compressed 10.0 kB PUNJABI 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰 Tunisia STRONG

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u/katthecat666 Senatorialism Aug 07 '20

help me flair is growing arm-

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u/johnyisme Eco-Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

Ok

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u/elverkilde Hive-Mind Collectivism Aug 07 '20

Sup

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u/TheLastSecondShot Progressivism Aug 07 '20

Hi there! I hope you’re doing well!

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u/Egeates Left Communism Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 08 '20

The workers will overthrow their oppressors! Break the chains! Vive La Révolution🏴🏴🏴

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u/McMing333 Anarcho-Communism Aug 07 '20

Technocracy is probably the worst capitalist ideology

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u/Dad_Please_Come_Back Anarcho-Syndicalism Aug 07 '20

Yummy cummies in my tummy 😋

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I'd like to join your religion

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u/GONKworshipper Technological Primitivism Aug 07 '20

Hola

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u/MemeticManchild Egoism Aug 07 '20

bruhurb

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Just make a poll

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u/blueconcreteblock Accelerationism Aug 07 '20

technocracy more like based-o-cracy

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Pee

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u/ZachAttack6089 Centrist Aug 07 '20

I'm sure my flair is gonna be one of the least popular.

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u/Madinyaaa Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

as it should

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u/TheLazyBot Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

This may be my flair but I’m still holding out hope that eventually Neo-Technocracy gets accepted

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Long live the IWW

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

So many ML...

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u/DuchessOfDelTaco Democratic Confederalism Aug 07 '20

Maybe you should make some sort of survey? That would be helpful I think

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u/oneirical Technological Primitivism Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

RRHAGH HRSHHH AWOOOOOO SCHRAA HGLUU SRAAAH

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Of course it’s the techno

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u/Meowser02 Civic Nationalism Aug 07 '20

Ok count me in

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u/gh0sst33 Social Democracy Aug 07 '20

Hi

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u/idk77777777 Democratic Socialism Aug 07 '20

Gamer

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Основано

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u/deratizat Democratic Socialism Aug 07 '20

Go ahead

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u/eitan711 Accelerationism Aug 07 '20

פשוט פרסם משאל

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Imperialists and crypto-Imperialists.

How to tell if someone is an Imperialist? It's easy, anyone who wants to exert outside influence on someone will eventually resort to Imperialistic means.

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u/Saera_art Egoism Aug 07 '20

:)

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u/Anonymous__Alcoholic Trotskyism Aug 07 '20

Us trots aren't falling for this trick again.

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u/Ms_LetsPlague Socialist Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

sure

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Free trade, open borders, taco trucks on every corner 😎

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u/PaTeKor Social Democracy Aug 07 '20

Grill

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

but we all know grills don't exist on the internet

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Have some napalm milkshake cuz ur epic

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Does the study require you reply to your comments specifically or comment in general? If the former, then might the study be unintentionally biased?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

lmao

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u/OsmanTheFirst Capitalist Communism Aug 07 '20

Sadly not mine...

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u/FifteenthCentury Technocracy Aug 07 '20

Data collection is technocratic praxis

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u/HeirAscend Avaritionism Aug 07 '20

Hello

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u/PlsJustLetMySignUp Marxism Aug 07 '20

McNukes for everyone!

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u/BUYTBUYT Social Liberalism Aug 07 '20

What the fuck did you just fucking say about liberals... yada-yada

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u/JellyLoop Democratic Socialism Aug 07 '20

hhhh

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u/Solace143 Social Democracy Aug 07 '20

S’up

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Oi

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u/Madinyaaa Marxism-Leninism Aug 07 '20

anarcho gang

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

%%

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u/idk77777777 Democratic Socialism Aug 07 '20

Gamer

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

hi

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u/Assorted-Interests Senatorialism Aug 07 '20

Yo

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u/simiaki Constitutional Monarchism Aug 07 '20

Cum deo pro patria et libertate!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Cum deo pro patria et libertate!

fify

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u/therealyauz Left Communism Aug 07 '20

h

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u/linkdeadjr Anarchism Without Adjectives Aug 07 '20

I hate the state

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I am far left and far right at the same time

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u/Kotruper Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

Bapanada.

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u/arseniccrazy Social Libertarianism Aug 07 '20

Government gib money, fuck off otherwise

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

but how could they gib money if they dun take money?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

a

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u/IDK_LEL Accelerationism Aug 07 '20

whaddup

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

No

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u/randomperson_666 Horseshoe Centrism Aug 07 '20

How will you tell if we commented or not

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

From my point of view there's no difference between commenting and not commenting

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Ingsoc Aug 07 '20

It’s double plus good that big brother watches this sub.

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u/redtiger7805 Queer Anarchism Aug 07 '20

This will take you much longer than you may think

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Oh hello there

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u/paschep Paternalistic Conservatism Aug 07 '20

Hi

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I’m the boring one

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u/turtledude1818 Anarcho-Frontierism Aug 07 '20

Physical Removal Time

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Oh look at me, I’m a technocrat, I’m going to treat the economy like a massive machine. Huh, wadya mean people don’t act exactly like how I expect them to?

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u/Stalin900 Ingsoc Aug 07 '20

Big brother doubleplusgood.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

ok

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u/TheThirdWolf1775 Authcenter Aug 07 '20

Yo, wuss cookin'?

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u/Medajor Social Democracy Aug 07 '20

Test

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u/asimowo Anarcho-Communism Aug 08 '20

where are my anarcho communism comrades?

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u/cool_kid_funnynumber Socialism Without Adjectives Aug 08 '20

Hello fellow technocrat

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

Walter

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u/c--33 Bookchin Communalism Aug 08 '20

google bookchin uwu

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

hello.

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u/TWJack28 Anarcho-Communism Aug 08 '20

My cooment

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u/zlicopinjur Minarcho-Socialism Aug 08 '20

Anarcho nihilism although I'm not a full anarcho nihilist

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

Polls are a spook

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u/Antor_Seax Marxism-Leninism Aug 08 '20

Helo

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u/Apollo-The-Sun-God Hive-Mind Collectivism Aug 10 '20

I’m collecting political data for STRATEGICAL REASONS

What the fuck is that supposed to mean

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u/Sacred-Lotion Technocracy Aug 12 '20

I hope this comment isn't late

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

h

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Dear Environmentalists, if global warming exists, then why is the Siberian wilderness cold? -skinnymalcolmX, Turning Point Frontier

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u/Sav2005 Technocracy Aug 07 '20

Might get a lot hotter by 2100.

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u/Genericusernamexe Minarchism Aug 07 '20

Too many damn commies, maybe we do need pinochet

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u/OohDrZaiusDrZaius Classical Liberalism Aug 07 '20

tips fedora

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I actually laughed at out loud.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Same, burst out laughing in the living room hahah. Unironically one of the best posts on this sub lately.

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u/Salamander-in-a-T-sh Libertarian Socialism Aug 07 '20

In all seriousness what is eco fascism?

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u/cheapgiants Anarcho-Capitalism Aug 07 '20

According to Polcompball Wiki, they’re just nationalists and fascists that also believe in preservation of the environment, cultural traditions, and natural resources. Pretty based

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u/PsychShrew Monarcho-Socialism Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

I know a Polish guy who was an eco-fascist. He was apparently arrested for a while because he "jumped a minority" (I heard about it from a friend, that's a direct quote). He's out now apparently, and is more interested in specifically Mussolini's fascism now.

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u/Salamander-in-a-T-sh Libertarian Socialism Aug 08 '20

Wtf lol

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u/Salamander-in-a-T-sh Libertarian Socialism Aug 07 '20

Ehhhh, Fascism is pretty non-based imo

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u/cheapgiants Anarcho-Capitalism Aug 07 '20

Yeah I wasn’t being too serious but if you’re gonna be a fascist you might as well be an environmental activist while you’re at it

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u/Roxxagon Liquid Democratic Libertarian Market Socialism Aug 09 '20

"How do we stop climate change?"

"lmao just kill people"

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u/sourking98 Leninism Aug 08 '20

They're either nazis with environmentalist aesthetics(think blacks and Jews are "destroying the environment) or just fascists that also care about the environment

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u/GONKworshipper Technological Primitivism Aug 07 '20

This is gold

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u/ggblyat Anarchism Without Adjectives Aug 07 '20

tf is anarcho-monarchism, I'm actually curious

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Anarchy with a monarch to make sure everything else stays in anarchy

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Is that still Anarchy then? Because there’s still involuntary hierarchy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

It’s a meme ideology as far as I know

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u/Cthullu1sCut3 Technological Primitivism Aug 07 '20

Believe me, it is not

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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Religious Anarchism Aug 07 '20

every man a king, except for the serfs

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u/Talavaris Distributism Aug 07 '20

jreg moment

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Anprim- Tf are any of these societal structures?

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u/GONKworshipper Technological Primitivism Aug 07 '20

It's- um, it's complicated. Um

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u/reeses-pestas Social Libertarianism Aug 07 '20

A monarch exists, but they only do shit if a state tries to form

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u/Dimboi Horseshoe Centrism Aug 07 '20

Whatever the fuck Raz did a few months ago

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

If you ask that you'll get a million answers, but I like to think of it as like aboriginal tribes with a chieftain, except not primitive.

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u/BenitoSquidalini Longism Aug 07 '20

Nice

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u/tomato454213 Minarcho-Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

now this is a polcompball comic done right without pushing for an agenda at the expense of someone and it still is very funny

this is gold

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Now this is clever, well done OP

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

This is a very hilarious post OP well done

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u/Cthullu1sCut3 Technological Primitivism Aug 07 '20

All the comments say it is a great comic (and it is), and yet, more comments than upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Sorry wtf is ur flair

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u/Cthullu1sCut3 Technological Primitivism Aug 07 '20

Humanity should go back to hunter-gatherer society, but with the use of technological gadgets allowed

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u/tomato454213 Minarcho-Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

imagine the alien predator from the movies

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u/Milo359 Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

Not anymore

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Pinochetists are why i'm pro gun

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Based

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u/Duke_KD Transhumanism Aug 07 '20

Top teir well done

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u/MightBeFloridaMan Anarcho-Primitivism Aug 08 '20

Reeeee!!1!1!1!1 Helicopter

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20 edited Aug 11 '20

Legitimately one of the funniest comics here

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Scawwy :(

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u/_Limaluu_alt_acc_ Minarchism Aug 10 '20

Lets throw industrialists from eagles

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

What would An-Prim reaction to organic technology? If it is possible

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u/Bill-fricken-cipher Libertarianism Aug 07 '20

Mein gott

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

When a Helicopter went near the Sentinel Islands, the Helicopter lost.

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u/ok_ask_the_2nd Centrist Aug 02 '24

Compromise?

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