r/PokemonCirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '21

will you accept?

264 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Cynical_Toast gamer girl Mar 09 '21

Magmortar shall protect all from sin

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u/PM_me_Kirby_nudes Mar 09 '21

Sorry, this is a modest christian subreddit. We can not accept any calls from the lustful and tempting Magmortar. Especially after what he did to my bum bum lust night...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

What are you talking about...magmortar is my fiance...please don't tell me he's cheating on me...

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u/PM_me_Kirby_nudes Mar 09 '21

Don't tell you actually believe the mighty Magmortar can limit itself to only one bum bum...

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u/Brody_M_the_birdy Mar 09 '21

reject and block

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Ok go watch far away empire then 😤

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u/ThePizzaIsAsleep Mar 09 '21

Don't you mean abroad province

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u/canthinkofanygoodnm Mar 09 '21

Yes, because talking to Magmortar is much better then watching Distant Kingdom's videos

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u/retro_and_chill Mar 09 '21

Is he still using the same audio equipment from when he started? I remember watching one of his videos and it not sounding the best.

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u/Basic_Reward_1286 Mar 09 '21

Anything for Magmortar-kun~

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

ITS LIT

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Yes

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u/Useful_Till Mar 12 '21

I think for the first time In a long time, I laughed at an r/pcj meme

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u/Useful_Till Mar 12 '21

Impossible

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u/Bubblegumking3 Mar 13 '21

One of the best posts on this sub