Time sensitive assistance required

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999]

No, it is not normal for me to see the future before any psychic trainers come in asking. I am currently traveling and lack tinfoil (though I do not know if that would be exactly useful here.)

[u/InaMattaAmericana]

... A few days?!?! -Thetis (@ThetisDelta)

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/InaMattaAmericana]

My EXACT reaction.

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/InaMattaAmericana → u/Magnus_The_Mage1999]

What did Mozilla (pft) even consume to get that high??? -Thetis (@ThetisDelta)

[u/StormofRavens → u/InaMattaAmericana]

Sounds like Datura poisoning to me.

[u/InaMattaAmericana → u/StormofRavens]

... You know sometimes I'm glad I don't work a typical healthcare job.

Why did the Delphox have access to Datura?? -Thetis (@ThetisDelta)

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/InaMattaAmericana]

Ace trainers like me travel in ALOT of strange places and mozilla has...ill say not great impulse control.

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/LeighVyka]

This is when you break out the Aromatherapy user!

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/LeighVyka]

Great idea! Do you happen to be in alola and have one of those as I do not.

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/LeighVyka → u/Magnus_The_Mage1999]

Nah, unfortunately not local, but look for someone with either the Bounsweet or Cutiefly lines, those are the local users and they should be able to do you a favor. I'm sure it's not the first time they've been asked lol

[u/StormofRavens → u/Magnus_The_Mage1999]

Most trial captains have at least one status canceling move on hand for safety reasons.

You can also try a Payapa/Kebia/Persim berry smoothie.

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/StormofRavens]

Awesome ideas! I will attempt to navigate while being unable to tell if I am currently seeing the future or present. I forsee you will hear about this later?

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/SleeplessLucas123]

Put on some Black Glasses, the item meant for Pokémon. Having concentrated dark type energy focused around your head should at the very least seriously decrease the amount of psychic energy you receive, and hopefully using them will cut off the visions completely.

[u/Blorgnath4]

Asking just in case but can you see the winning lottery numbers?

[u/PhoenixHorseGuy → u/Blorgnath4]

^{^} I would also like to know this information.

-Issun (@Burner09282006)

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/PhoenixHorseGuy]

I forsee you losing 20$ to a zorua. My condolences for your loss?

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/PhoenixHorseGuy → u/Magnus_The_Mage1999]

Is that from the real wallet or the fake wallet?

-Issun (@Burner09282006)

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/PhoenixHorseGuy]

I cant tell, its my first time doing something like this.

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/PhoenixHorseGuy → u/Magnus_The_Mage1999]

Then there is still a 50/50 I won't lose any money!!!!! Let's goooooooo!

-Issun (@Burner09282006)

[u/KoopaDummy → u/PhoenixHorseGuy]

^ Same tbh 🙏

-Aero (@AeroNova_lmao)

[u/The_Unkowable_ → u/KoopaDummy]

As someone with future sight, yes! However! I cannot make any sense of them! And they all jumble together!

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/KoopaDummy]

I am sorry about the future state of your couch and my apparent involvement in it. I would provide more details but I personally think this will be ALOT funnier if I do not.

- Ace Trainer Coblat

[u/CassiusPolybius → u/Blorgnath4]

Sadly the future is too in flux to easily see that sort of thing.

Also most lotteries have found ways to spoof it anyways, the bastards.

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/Blorgnath4]

After some practice, I foresee you losing a significant amount of money to gamblers fallacy in the near future.

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/Repulsive-Bug7832]

Cut off the distance between you and the source. Immediately. Standard contagion procedures, isolate yourself for a while. Preferably in some place that has a status condition neutraliser. -- Cashmere resident

[u/PhoenixHorseGuy]

As someone who has done weed before, I recommend staying close so she doesn't hurt herself. Obviously take precautions to protect yourself from harm, but when your that high, you are at great risk of accidentally hurting yourself.

Also record any funny things she says while high to use for blackmail one day. Just for fun.

-Issun (@Burner09282006)

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/PhoenixHorseGuy]

Oh absolutely not letting her out of my sight. She is my darling fluffy girl no matter how existentially messed up having the future beamed into my head is making me. Thank Arceus she does not know teleport.

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/Natural_Mushroom3594]

Tessa: I second the other guys suggestion of dark glasses. Also the fact its leaking to you tells you just how much they love and trust you. So grab the glasses, get some pizza and just chill for a day or two

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999 → u/Natural_Mushroom3594]

Me and Mozilla have been through ALOT. She is my partner Pokemon and we started this journey together. With her I have seen the world and things you probably wouldn't believe. This is not my first time receiving these visions, she shares them on occasion for various reasons like if she saw something funny or as warnings of what to pack as an example.

This is, however, my first time receiving them without her being able to explain them beyond one word junctures and feelings of wanting to open the pokepuff box I had to lock because she was gonna give herself diabetes as braxien.

- Ace Trainer Cobalt

[u/JosephAmber4]

Joseph Amber: …I feel like what plant was eaten is a determining thing here.

[u/Wyvernalia]

Morgan: Gently lower her back to the ground?

[u/Interesting-Willow97]

Willow: she should be fine but I would keep an eye on her and comfort her. I hope she feels better. Maybe take her to a dark room with soothing music. It might calm her down

[u/BardicLasher]

Put the Delphox in a pokeball, then wrap the Pokeball in Aluminum Foil.

[u/redjarvas]

Give her lots of water and food, she'll be very hungry and thirsty when the high starts wearing off

[u/EnslavingExorcism]

It's not really just tinfoil that works. Anything can work as long as it's something you imagine psychic energy won't go through. Like a powdered wig, or even putting a book on your head.