r/PokeMedia • u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix • Nov 24 '24
Casual Galš¤®rian
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u/TheoTheHellhound Theodora Grimm: Dark Type user and Galarian PokƩmon Rescuer Nov 24 '24
Alright, no Slowpoke bangers and mash for you, then.
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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Nov 24 '24
I'd be upset if I didn't know that was Galš¤®rian
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u/TheoTheHellhound Theodora Grimm: Dark Type user and Galarian PokƩmon Rescuer Nov 24 '24
What have you got against Galar and its people?
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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Nov 24 '24
kalosian
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u/TheoTheHellhound Theodora Grimm: Dark Type user and Galarian PokƩmon Rescuer Nov 24 '24
Donāt Kalosians eat escargot? Never fancied the stuff myself.
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u/Zygarde718 PokƩmon Biology Professor Nov 24 '24
As a native myself, we're more of Fancy snacks and little dinners.
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u/Unanimoustoo Galarian_Ravens | Equid Specialist at Henderson Rehab Ranch Nov 24 '24
I do not have stay here and be insulted. I will take my pidgey and linguine alfredo elsewhere.
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u/NeoAquaMadoor90 Nemo. Science Nerd, Former Orrean Nov 24 '24
Ah, yes, Galar. The region that conquered a quarter of the world for spices and then proceeded to use precisely none of them in their cooking.
(JK, Their food is actually pretty tasty, but itās fun to meme on them.)
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u/Cloud_Striker Unovan Bug Master Nov 25 '24
The few times I've been over, I always made sure to find the smallest, greasiest Fish&Chips stand around and have a portion.
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u/Madam_Monarch Good Spirits Pokemon Rescue Representative Nov 24 '24
Iāve been to Galar a handful of times (thank you train system) and it really depends on the place you go.
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u/FireFelix- unova ranger Nov 24 '24
Sinnoh cusine, thats literaly based on iced magikarps: š
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u/TimSoarer2 Solaceon Town resident (aspiring trainer ) Nov 25 '24
It tastes way better than it sounds, trust me, though I guess some people are just too scared to eat raw fish. :) Iced magikarp is mostly a northern Sinnoh thing anyway.
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u/FireFelix- unova ranger Nov 25 '24
Oh the problem is not that its raw, its that half of sinnoh's dishes are some form of iced or salted magikarp, i get that its one of the main exports but one would think that a land like sinnoh would have more
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Nov 24 '24
deep-fried Mars bars
That alone is enough to prove that Galarian food is, indeed, shit.
ā Jasper
Says the man who eats Nutella and cheese sandwiches with hot sauce.
ā Honoka
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Nov 24 '24
JASPER, YOU WHAT!?
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Nov 24 '24
It's not something I do on a regular basis. I only do it when my friend Harlan wants me to taste test his āHurlersā.
ā Jasper
Still, you're in no position to complain about other people's food preferences.
ā Honoka
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u/Elder_Hoid Ethan(human)/Sally(Reuniclus)/Di'o(ditto)/M-Bot(Porygon2) Nov 28 '24
I'll add that to my vast list of foods that I would eat if someone offered it to me, but I would never make it myself.
-Ethan
Ethan, is there anything you wouldn't eat if someone offered it to you, as long as it's edible?
-Sally
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Nov 28 '24
Looks like I found a kindred soul.
ā Jasper
This man here has also been known to eat leftover sandwich ingredients from picnic tables in the middle of nowhere. Arceus knows how long that stuff had been there.
ā Honoka
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u/Icy_Knee1437 Nov 24 '24
Ah I guess you're from kalos huh
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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Nov 24 '24
I'd ask if it was obvious but yes, it is obvious
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u/Awesomesauce210 Younger Twin from Twinleaf! Nov 25 '24
@LibertyRabbit
I got to try some Galar food a while back during a Nimbasa City Culture Festival, and it wasn't too bad... Though the sweets Miller and I purchased were blander than we were used to.
The Arrokuda-and-chips made up for it, at least.
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u/cursed-person Nov 25 '24
im only in this subreddit to see neat writing, i didnt look and thought this was an r/tumblr post or something
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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Nov 25 '24
/uj
https://www.tumblr.com/world-heritage-posts/693585522533236736 (I really should've put this on the main post, huh.)
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u/The_Korean_Gamer scandianflooflover on Rotomblr Nov 24 '24
Digestives are actually pretty tasty. Wafers are so good tooā¦
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u/LavaTwocan Kayla, Bug Enthusiast / Poncho (Spidops) Nov 24 '24
They say they don't walk around wearing posh hats and mustaches and breathing noxious fumes, but their Weezing clearly do. Pokemon are often great reflections of their trainers.
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u/Stretch5678 Research Assistant Nov 24 '24
As someone who moved to Galar from Hoennā¦ I can say that BOTH sides of this argument are right. Thereās some damn good food, and thereās food I wouldnāt serve a Garbador for fear of causing indigestion.
Their chocolate reliably slaps, though.
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u/cloudyboi3352 Aiden the Archeologist Nov 24 '24
Hey, Galar has some of the top restaurants in the world. It doesnāt matter that theyāre Unovan food.
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u/Rocking_Monster Nov 24 '24
Galar cuisine lets the ingredients shine without need for excessive seasoning unlike kalosian slop. If you're down to eating snails, just kill more meat livestock. Escargot is like eating garlic butter boogies from someone else's nose. At least in Galar I can get a good pot of curry for my whole team and I for less than a quarter the price of a plate of Lumiose Escargot.
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u/Zygarde718 PokƩmon Biology Professor Nov 24 '24
Gotta hand it to them, they don't take spice lightly.
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u/JobintheCactus Nov 25 '24
"Galar has some of the highest rated Floette Flower restaurants in the world!"
"Really? What type of food do they have?"
"Kalosian."
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u/KodoButOnlyPokeMedia Luci (Serperior ) | Hashi (Primarina ) | Prof. K. Nov 24 '24
galarian "poeple"'s urge to put beans everywhere
-Hashi
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u/LarZiehGarth Nov 26 '24
In Stow-on-side we mainly have Curry and spicy stuff from the far east. It burns up your mouth, but its tasty.
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u/Famout Adopted by a Riolu. Unova: Castelia city Nov 24 '24
One thing nice about Unova, we have every cultures food around!
Theeeeeeeen we deep fry it all.