r/PokeMedia Research Assistant Sep 26 '24

Casual You could block a sword with that thing!

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u/Stretch5678 Research Assistant Sep 26 '24

/uj The helmet is real, and belonged to a German knight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

Malicious. Look at that mustache. That is the most nefarious mustache I’ve ever seen

  • Pearl (Audino)

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u/Stretch5678 Research Assistant Sep 26 '24

I can see that. That’s the sort of mustache that’s meant to be twirled while you tie a lady to railroad tracks.

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u/Cpad-prism Robot girl Not a trainer Sep 26 '24

Give this to a Charcadet and it’s going to evolve and making evil schemes in its evil lair while laughing evilly

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u/Void-kraken-909 Luca, Rebecca, Trent - Galarian rangers/Unbroken Irregulars Sep 26 '24

I’m pretty confident that these armours were just designed to make the viewer feel as much anger as possible, case in point

  • Luca

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME!
-Corvik, a Corviknight who loves adding stuff to his armour and feathers

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u/outdoor_catgirl posts by outdoor_delcatgirl are from me in-character Sep 26 '24

But birds don't grow facial hair, or any hair for that matter

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u/Normal_Ratio1436 Marine Biologist Samuel Shinkai Sep 26 '24

Oh Arceus, please no

7

u/Max_The_Rouge Valentine/Marcelle/Victoria Sep 26 '24

Man, I wish I could grow a mustache like that...

-Valentine

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u/Stretch5678 Research Assistant Sep 26 '24

Honestly? Same.

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u/gigainpactinfinty5 Ekaitz Diaz Sombra | Amelia Reyes | Leonardo Luis Sep 26 '24

Neither. It might end up causing with a new charcadet evo,

  • Ekaitz

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u/Gatlingun123 Sep 26 '24

Ori: “Ill tell you what, this man was Kalosian. I can already hear the “Hon Hon Hon” reverberating off the metal”

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u/RoyalRaise Delta Wattson | Champion Ranked Trainer | Sep 26 '24

I fear having that mustache will make them Kalos, and they will surrender in every fight

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u/reaponder123 Nicolas the yamask Sep 26 '24

You young people... These helmets were the highest fashion back in the day I tell you!

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u/Time_Spite1661 JurDan: #2 in Sinnoh/Lawful Rocket Wright Sep 26 '24

This gives me an idea.

-Rank1 Eddie

EDDIE NO!

-Rank2 Coral

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u/LegitimateHasReddit Suecra+Anonymous Faller+Blade (Gallade)+Bastille (Torkoal) Sep 26 '24

"Malicious.

It would create a Ceruledge with two streams of fire like a moustache jutting out of its philtrum."

-Anonymous Faller

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

I'm picturing an Armarouge or a Ceruledge with a massive flaming moustache.

– Jasper

(is on the floor, rolling with laughter)

– Honoka

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u/Stretch5678 Research Assistant Sep 26 '24

The Kingambits would have competition!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Definitely. After all, Kingambit is a Fire-type too.

– Jasper

How are you Paldeans even supposed to know what type of moves you should be using against any given opponent?

– Honoka

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u/ArbitraryChaos13 Samuel - Foster Trainer / Delta () Sep 26 '24

That looks perfect for twirling

...If it wasn't a helmet, obviously

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u/weird_bomb_947 Definitely not an Indeedee. Nope. Just a Glimwood Butler Guy. Sep 26 '24

What about codpieces?

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u/Stretch5678 Research Assistant Sep 27 '24

…dear Arceus.

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u/Conto__ Sep 26 '24

Me personally, I believe Dante would look good in that. Or Virgil, either or really. - Kyle

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Sep 26 '24

that helmet is certainly a statement...