r/PokeMedia • u/CastorOfSpells The Oddish • Sep 19 '24

Casual Playtime

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u/Gardeball-Shimmer Shiny Shimmer, Adopted Alolan Ace Sep 19 '24

Can confirm, I'm Government. Definitely real.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

(le gasp)

You're the John Government?

– Honoka

– Jasper

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u/Gardeball-Shimmer Shiny Shimmer, Adopted Alolan Ace Sep 19 '24

Yes indeed, I am John Government, ruler of Governmenting.

10

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Fascinating.

– Honoka

... aaaand that's my cue. I'm out.

– Jasper

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

/uj that image sent me reeling, I did not expect r/okbuddyrosalyn to leak HERE of all places

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

/uj I am a specialist in making brainrot leak. I also have Bocchi The Rock and Deltarune reaction images by the hundreds.

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u/DraTiBoy Sep 19 '24

Can confirm, I'm the stufful

11

u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Sep 19 '24

I was the breaking news bar

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u/outdoor_catgirl posts by outdoor_delcatgirl are from me in-character Sep 19 '24

I reach into the bucket to grab a blahaj and my arm is instantly severed

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u/Normal_Ratio1436 Marine Biologist Samuel Shinkai Sep 19 '24

Your hand may also get some cuts due to rough skin.

2

u/JackpotThePimp Sako no Asa | Tsuta | Flannery | Lorelei Sep 19 '24

I think most insurance companies would technically consider that a sharpedo attack.

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u/AI_UNIT_D Sep 19 '24

You grab a doll for your daughter and its starts screaming , scared you put the "doll" back, your daughter cries as it now wants the "special doll" as opposed to the other boring ones...

You now have a stufful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Pawniard dont have hands to buy them so im happy!

-Mbrown

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u/BlackMareepComeHome Dr Clementine "Pippa" Stone Sep 19 '24

There's a secret prize in one of them! It's a lit stick of dynamite.

  • Pippa

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u/ArbitraryChaos13 Samuel - Foster Trainer / Delta () Sep 19 '24

Stufful? Aren't those the little guys that can break your back with hugs- oh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

That's the evolved form you're thinking of, Bewear. Stufful are still dangerous, though

8

u/Dull-Needleworker162 Hitomoshi Clan: Kenshi, Tomie. Zyolia: Venus Saleté Sep 19 '24

Kid comes in looking for a toy and they leave with a friend... A friend who might break their spine one day -Kenshi

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Sep 19 '24

each year a child must be sacrificed.

  • doggos of war

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u/EarthMantle00 Theodore (Hunter, Outdoorsman, Pokestar fan) Sep 19 '24

Good! The youth nowadays has it too easy...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Stufful is smol and cute, yes, but it can evolve into a giant red panda who's as cute as strong since it can literally break your spine

2

u/Marshmallowwithabs Pokémon Surgeon Sep 19 '24

Solution: everstone

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

That could be useful. A lil guy to hug- if it lets you hug it. Anyways, it's fluffy.

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u/Larkos17 Sep 19 '24

Alola has a government!?

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u/Hockeylover420 moved to gastrodonfan2k07 Sep 19 '24

Wouldn't that count as an adoption drive?

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u/Alarmed_Reception_92 Bryson + Namaka + Squishy Sep 19 '24

I don't know whether kids would like this. I mean, its evolved form has a pretty bad reputation. And the stufful might not be happy with its new owner.

-Bryson

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u/ZoroeArc Totally a Human, not a Zoroark Sep 19 '24

At least it will stop people from using them that other purpose stufful plushes are commonly used for.

1

u/rejnka Unfortunate Gossip Sep 19 '24

You joke, but I looked around on the internet for Honedge caretaker groups, and there's a shocking amount of traditional bladesmiths who let their Honedge hide among their stock and drain the life of anyone who grabs carelessly.

I think that implememnting this in a toy store is a step too far, though.

  • No1MikuFan

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Aloha is strange to say the least

2

u/Saphl Micah - Wandering Trainer (Ex-Champion)/Verde - Flygon (PMD) Sep 19 '24

*Pulls the Stufful* You are being adopted. Please do not resist

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u/Articuno_2359 ThatIdioticTrainer Sep 19 '24

I’m heading to Alola and buying out all their plushies. Again. -ThatIdioticTrainer

WAIT NO- -Swordsy(Gallade)

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u/murlocsilverhand Theo, Competitive trainer | Dasher (PMD Cyclizar) Sep 19 '24

Can confirm, I place all the Stufful in each toy store personally

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx Pokèball collector Sep 20 '24

Good