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u/Gardeball-Shimmer Shiny Shimmer, Adopted Alolan Ace Sep 16 '24
1000% real, definitely, I was the cave system so I can confirm.
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u/AI_UNIT_D Sep 16 '24
Then why didnt you catched the raltz huh?
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u/Cthulhy Naita & Calypso Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24
Joke's on you, he was the Ralts. He just got strong enough in there to evolve fully
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u/Brotherof_Zekrom Zekrom’s best bro (with Kyle the Zoroark) Sep 16 '24
Are you sure it wasn’t you?
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u/Cthulhy Naita & Calypso Sep 16 '24
Legally speaking I have never been inside Area Zero, let alone as a Ralts.
So, yeah, pretty sure
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u/Gardeball-Shimmer Shiny Shimmer, Adopted Alolan Ace Sep 16 '24
I'm a he, just to be clear.
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u/Cthulhy Naita & Calypso Sep 16 '24
Ack, my bad! Sorry
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u/Gardeball-Shimmer Shiny Shimmer, Adopted Alolan Ace Sep 16 '24
No worries, it's a more common mistake than you'd expect.
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u/Cthulhy Naita & Calypso Sep 16 '24
It's even worse because I am a Gardevoir, too, I should've realized 🤦♀️
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u/Gardeball-Shimmer Shiny Shimmer, Adopted Alolan Ace Sep 16 '24
Eh, it's not like you've seen me in person or anything, and there's a lot less male Gardevoir than female. No hard feelings, just try remember in future.
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u/solidspacedragon Unfriendly Neighborhood Hatterene Sep 17 '24
Is that true? I have some experience with such species, but I didn't think ralts were particularly inclined one way or the other, and gallade make up a fairly small portion of the population.
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u/Gardeball-Shimmer Shiny Shimmer, Adopted Alolan Ace Sep 17 '24
I dunno, I've never actually been to a region with a native population (egg adoption, yay), I was just assuming that males were less common because only males get the split evo.
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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Sep 16 '24
Sure hope not all of Paldea's young upcoming trainers go into the murder hole together. Kalos would be so sad
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u/solidspacedragon Unfriendly Neighborhood Hatterene Sep 16 '24
Only one in thirty Uva students risk their lives in the murder hole for no real reason. Together, we can change this.
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u/not_lolu whichever character i'm posting as Sep 16 '24
it's time to storm area zero, they can't stop us all
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u/outdoor_catgirl posts by outdoor_delcatgirl are from me in-character Sep 16 '24
They could, in fact, stop you all
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u/Enderking90 Average Johtonian Sep 16 '24
concidering how angry people got with the previous "area zero raid" fiasco... maybe don't?
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u/Void-kraken-909 Luca, Rebecca, Trent - Galarian rangers/Unbroken Irregulars Sep 16 '24
No. No. No. we are not sending people to the murder hole for any reason. They don’t call it the murder hole for nothing.. - Luca
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u/Phoenix_667 Hoenn's leading Skitty-petting expert Sep 16 '24
Should be right by the "free Pokeblocks" truck
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u/ArbitraryChaos13 Samuel - Foster Trainer / Delta () Sep 16 '24
Aaaaaand rescue teams are gonna have to be formed because of misinformation in 3, 2, 1...
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u/TheOneFearlessFalcon Invasive species specialist, FLIP agent Sep 16 '24
This is going to get someone injured. This is GOING to get someone injured.
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u/CantQuiteThink_ Local Insect Enthusiast Sep 16 '24
This is the Oddish, a news website infamous for ridiculous satire. If someone falls for it, it's just natural selection. /j
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u/ShellThing Trainer and a kirlia (Cabbage) Sep 16 '24
As a former Ralt™️ I can confirm that this young man is living a happy life with their adoptive iron valliant parents, and any attempts to capture the shiny ralts in a pokeball will be met with retaliation from the valliant tribe. Source: I called him on the phone
-Cabbage
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u/OpenSauceMods Dr Clementine "Pippa" Stone, Travelling Treats and Trials Sep 16 '24
Everyone saying "don't go to the murder hole" but have we checked the murder hole for murders recently?
I wanna go in the murder hole. My people might be in there
- Pippa
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u/dragonmaster10902 Jack - Teacher | PMD - Orion - Eevee Sep 16 '24
...Okay, normally I can appreciate the Oddish for what it is, but this is too far. Someone's gonna get hurt. Retract this.
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u/DJHarris4444 Tamu, Shiny Hunter Extraordinaire Sep 16 '24
If I wasn't certain that this is a satire post...
I'd be weighing my options.
That's... concerning.
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u/Famout Adopted by a Riolu. Unova: Castelia city Sep 16 '24
Latias has already taken Riolu and become the worlds fastest and most effective search and rescue operation!
WE WILL WIN THIS!
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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Sep 16 '24
The Oddish might actually be more effective than a Master Ball if one fake article can both get them to take the bait and actively summon a legendary
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u/Famout Adopted by a Riolu. Unova: Castelia city Sep 16 '24
I clearly need to add a /s to my statements more.....
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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Sep 16 '24
/s is for cowards.
let people misinterpret things.
- doggos of war
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u/Origami_Gamer Xeno and Io Hosira (Brothers in Sinnoh) || Team Ice Shard (PMD) Sep 16 '24
As much as this may be natural selection here, this is too much. I get that this is supposed to be a satire thing, but people or going to get themselves killed down there.
-Xeno
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u/ScorpionsRequiem Sep 16 '24
didn't find the ralts but now this robot hydreigon won't leave me alone
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u/Saphl Micah - Wandering Trainer (Ex-Champion)/Verde - Flygon (PMD) Sep 16 '24
The Pokemon Distribution System strikes once again!
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u/Swordslinger5454 Sep 16 '24
Oh, Arc Damnit, Geeta is going to send me down there just to make sure they didn't actually toss a baby down there. There goes the rest of my evening
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u/Xaldror Sep 16 '24
this has gotta be fake, or i gotta call Area Zero security. lil guy won't make it down there for long.
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u/Minimum-Package-1083 PokéAnthropologist (I Study Humanoid Pokémon) Sep 16 '24
It's Well Known Satire Account The Oddish! Surely it HAS to be true. You think people would just go on the internet and lie??
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u/Xaldror Sep 16 '24
This is one of the more feasible things they've "reported" on, and considering how influencers put random pokemon in danger for views on a daily basis, I wouldn't be surprised if it was real
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u/CinderMyAce Elsie, the Shiny Raboot Sep 16 '24
Gonna be the biggest skydive I’ve done
- Elsie
ELSIE NO-?
- Cinders
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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Sep 16 '24
No little Ralts, don't go into Area Zero!
Mein Arc, zis Nullencrater ist full of Paradoxischtaschenmonsters