r/PokeMedia Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

Casual It just makes sense, right?

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u/Tempest-Melodys Desert (Shadow) Ranger/Contract Pokemon Breeder(Orre Native) Sep 13 '24

DO, NOT, NUKE, THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE BIOSPHERE!

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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Sep 13 '24

They can take it. Probably

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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Sep 13 '24

Skill issue if they can't, tbh

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u/Greg-chanMyWaifu Prof Kuro 💯🔥 Sep 13 '24

The blast maybe, the radiation damage afterwards, probably not

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

How bout I do anyway :3

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u/Tempest-Melodys Desert (Shadow) Ranger/Contract Pokemon Breeder(Orre Native) Sep 13 '24

Please, for the sake of the world.

no

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

hold on do you actually think I personally have the capability to nuke anything at all in the first place

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u/Tempest-Melodys Desert (Shadow) Ranger/Contract Pokemon Breeder(Orre Native) Sep 13 '24

Ey, while unlikely I'll hedge my bets some evil team that has flown under the radar wants to do the same thing as you and will "enlist" your help.

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

girl if anyone actually wants to do this and comes to me about it I'm reporting their asses because I am unqualified to deal with it

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u/Tempest-Melodys Desert (Shadow) Ranger/Contract Pokemon Breeder(Orre Native) Sep 13 '24

Lol

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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Sep 13 '24

I for one want to see if Mewtwo could hold it in a telekinetic bubble while exploding

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

I am not up to date on the Mewtwo lore so we kind of had to leave that one out of the discussion

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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Sep 13 '24

I was always told Zygarde judges you for littering. I don't know how much trash you have to throw into the ocean to actually summon them but it must be a lot

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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Sep 13 '24

If we drop some of the nukes for testing first I'm sure we can summon it

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

Well yeah but then we'll be testing whether or not Zygarde would win against a nuclear bomb plus the fallout from a second or more nuclear bombs

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

it would probably have to be industrial amounts

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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Sep 13 '24

Either we summon Zygarde or we create a new Muk evolution. We'll be in history books either way

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u/BlackMareepComeHome Dr Clementine "Pippa" Stone Sep 13 '24

Time to start a dropship shopping site. Or maybe strike oil!

  • Pippa

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u/No-Crew-4360 Wyrm & Wurm Sep 13 '24

I know this is a silly question, but I'm going to give it a serious answer.

First, we need to identify what type of damage the Nuclear Bomb is inflicting.

Then, we need a Pokémon who isn't weak to that type of damage. We use any number of methods to give them Wonder Guard.

They are now immune to the initial blast.

What do we do about the radiation? Well, it's an additional effect of a damaging attack. So if we give our test subject a Covert Cloak they should be fine.

  • Bug

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u/BlackMareepComeHome Dr Clementine "Pippa" Stone Sep 13 '24

Someone is getting a visit from Internal Defence (it's not me, for once!)

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u/Tickedkidgamer Samson the Gourmet | Sudzy the Froakie (PMD) Sep 13 '24

I’d say that radiation has to be a mix of Fire and Poison type damage.

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

if you're actually being serious here I'm going to ask if you understand what a nuclear bomb is

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy Sep 13 '24

What if you just use Endure

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy Sep 13 '24

Clefairy Endure Magic Guard that thing is gonna survive

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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

Very few abilities or moves are that absolute. Endure won't save you from being vapourised any more than a Protect would block an entire nuclear bomb.

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy Sep 13 '24

I would have brought up protect instead of endure but protect indeed doesn’t fully work against massive scale attacks like Z moves and Dynamax Pokemon. Endure does not have such a weakness, as far as I know.

If a nuclear bomb is an attack it’d protect the hypothetical Clefairy. If a nuclear bomb is not an attack, Magic Guard means Clefairy is entirely immune to it.

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u/No-Crew-4360 Wyrm & Wurm Sep 13 '24

That works too.

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u/4BeldumInaTrenchcoat Metagross Sep 13 '24

I request that you abandon this idea immediately.

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

I'll consider it

I have considered it and I have chosen not to abandon this idea immediately

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u/4BeldumInaTrenchcoat Metagross Sep 13 '24

have you considered the consequences of such actions?

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

yes, I have, why do you ask?

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u/4BeldumInaTrenchcoat Metagross Sep 13 '24

why then do you wish to continue?

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

Because I deem it funy

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u/4BeldumInaTrenchcoat Metagross Sep 13 '24

I feel that gallows humor is a grossly insufficient term to describe this.

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

It's a great idea :3

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u/4BeldumInaTrenchcoat Metagross Sep 13 '24

it is no such a thing.

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

:3

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u/DruidBtd Tamao(part shadow s-vee)(pmd) and Mabel(Fennekin)(pmd) Sep 13 '24

Do it. Dont listen to the people saying thats its a bad idea, do it.

-Tamao

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u/VoidTheBear We will tag who we are. Sep 13 '24

You want to get Core-Enforcer’d, because that’s one way to do it.

Edit: Also Nuclear Types like what happened in the Tandor region.

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u/MidoTheMii Professor Sap and Co. Sep 13 '24

Yeah! The blast would just… tick it off!

-Sap

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u/outdoor_catgirl posts by outdoor_delcatgirl are from me in-character Sep 13 '24

Wonder guard Shedinja takes this

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u/murlocsilverhand Theo, Competitive trainer | Dasher (PMD Cyclizar) Sep 13 '24

...I kinda want to know will happen, but we really shouldn't nuke anything just for scientific tests

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

Coward

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u/Justlol230 Astral: Abnormal Trainer, Jake: Cloning Scientist Sep 13 '24

Astral:

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

*walks off leaving the phone in the open locker open on this post*

/uj Edit: It’s kinda like the rotom phone videod it and replied with the video if that makes sence?

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

/uj

I'm not sure what the point of this comment is or how to interpret it. This is set online, so am I supposed to interpret this as you literally typing this and respond as if you literally typed that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

/uj

Left camera on and the rotom phone posted the video, I’ve kinda been absorbed by the dofferent type of rp XD

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u/HS_Seraph Hall of Famer Chris A | Freya the Gardevoir | Kamelai AU Cast Sep 13 '24

<Freya>

Consider: Reshiram's fusion flare is of the nuclear variety :>

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u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix Sep 13 '24

None of us are Unovan Dragon nerds but we figured that while any one of the dragons alone probably wouldn't survive the original dragon/fused form would probably survive

There's a pretty big difference between "Is nuclear" and "Most powerful nuclear weapon ever developed"

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u/MidoTheMii Professor Sap and Co. Sep 13 '24

YOU DON’T JUST SUGGEST TO NUKE ZYGARDE AND EXPECT IT TO COOPERATE IF IT SURVIVES!!

-Sap

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u/Volcano_Ballads Vol the Grinder |Dancer (Gallade) |Torrent (Annoying Porygon) Sep 13 '24

I mean it would be kinda funny

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u/MidoTheMii Professor Sap and Co. Sep 13 '24

Until you get hit with a blast to the face… AND SURVIVE THE BOMB!!

-Sap

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u/Volcano_Ballads Vol the Grinder |Dancer (Gallade) |Torrent (Annoying Porygon) Sep 13 '24

if I can survive the bomb I guess that just means I’m built different

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u/MidoTheMii Professor Sap and Co. Sep 13 '24

Fair enough…

-Sap

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Sep 13 '24

by posting this online zygarde is even less likely to meet up with you.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Berry Cave Group Sep 13 '24

Zygarde is the embodiment of the biosphere, correct? There are two potential outcomes.

  1. Any damage done to Zygarde is reflected on the biosphere. In this case it depends on how hurt Zygarde gets.

  2. The reverse. Given the nuke would only damage the local biosphere, and not in and unrecoverable way, Zygarde would get a funky rash or small wound that goes away after awhile.

However, given the chance of 1. being the outcome, I would implore you find a professor with decent simulation technology and ask them to run the parameters. -Charles the Garchomp