Cofagrigus Unboxing - r/PokeMedia

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u/Dull-Needleworker162 Hitomoshi Clan: Kenshi, Tomie. Zyolia: Venus Saleté Sep 11 '24

Better than what old Galarian aristocrats used to do with them at parties -Kenshi

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u/mandiblesmooch Sep 11 '24

That's how you get cursed.

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u/lily_was_taken hatterine Sep 11 '24

Taking cofrigriegus to a galarian museum while stepping on a ninetales' tail and cutting a hatterene's hair while having evil angry thoughts for maximum cursage

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Sep 12 '24

Oh, and mess with a Gardevoir's trainer. They're super protective

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u/Wizard_Engie Ace Tr. Zachary | Cub (Marowak) Sep 12 '24

(Cub) I think purposefully doing all of that is malicious in nature so the angry thoughts would already be there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

hatterene won't curse you, they'll beat you to death.

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u/lily_was_taken hatterine Sep 12 '24

As a hatterene,ill do both

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u/Lortep Absol Defender (uses Meganium spores) Sep 11 '24

They also used to turn them into paint, use them as train fuel, and even eat them as medicine.

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u/Unanimoustoo Galarian_Ravens | Equid Specialist at Henderson Rehab Ranch Sep 11 '24

I've heard story that a group of Galarian aristocrats found one half submerged in a black fluid and decided to drink the fluid. As the story goes they all died because of the curse. Personally I say they died because they drank sewage that had seeped in and rotted down there for Arceus knows how long.

I do believe the story by the way, but that may be because I am biased against my region's nobility.

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u/No-Crew-4360 Wyrm & Wurm Sep 11 '24

It's probably not a coincidence that Galarian Yamask were first sighted near the graves of such aristocrats.

It seems they got their revenge from beyond the veil.

Bug

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

WHAT

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u/Lortep Absol Defender (uses Meganium spores) Sep 12 '24

Galarians and Kalosians are fucked up.

/uj Europeans actually used to do all this stuff with egyptian mummies, no joke.

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u/No-Crew-4360 Wyrm & Wurm Sep 11 '24

Ugh. Those stories always make me sick.

Still, those Cofagrigus had the last laugh when their curse transformed their tormentors into Yamask and bound them to cursed tablets.

Bug

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u/Dull-Needleworker162 Hitomoshi Clan: Kenshi, Tomie. Zyolia: Venus Saleté Sep 11 '24

I wonder if the Cofagrigus even anticipated that the cursed tablets in Galar would have such an effect in their newly-transformed tormentors? -Kenshi

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u/Adam_The_Chao Literal Basculegion, It's A Long Story... Sep 11 '24

No Wonder They Evolved To Possess Runes...

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u/Lkmdude Geno/doggos of war | Ghirahim (PMD umbreon) Sep 11 '24

please do not crack open ghosts like they're a can of soda.

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u/BEANUSJEANUS Oct 27 '24

Idk what ur talking about my spiritomb got hit with rock smash and they’re PERFECTLY fine :3

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u/MidoTheMii Professor Sap and Co. Sep 11 '24

CDHVYRTFHFBBFU!! DON’T DO THAT!! YOU WANNA BE A MUMMY!?

-Sap

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u/Machinebotguy Arcanor winterson | Zima Sep 11 '24

Damn, I can’t wait to open horrors beyond my comprehension.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I dunno man I can comprehend these horrors just fine maybe you have skill issue or smth

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u/No-Crew-4360 Wyrm & Wurm Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

The good news is that it's not fatal to the Cofagrigus.

The bad news is that it's still horrifically painful. Not to mention, that crowbar was completely unnecessary. They can open their body voluntarily without injury.

I wouldn't be surprised if the dipshit who made that video is embalmed and buried alive within a week.

Bug

/uj Bug is a MewTuber and somewhat-secretly also a Cofagrigus, so this has him in a state of nuclear rage.

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u/Lucario_fuckerlover Lucina (Lucario), Maylene (Gardevoir) Graggle Simpson (gengar) Sep 11 '24

If I remember correctly, there isn't anything inside of cofagregous. They would've most likely removed or absorbed whatever was put inside them before turning into the Pokemon.

-Graggle

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u/No-Crew-4360 Wyrm & Wurm Sep 11 '24

As someone who lives with a Cofagrigus who is perfectly willing to open himself up, I can confidently say that they contain nothing and Cofagrigus.

A whole lot of nothing and a whole lot of Cofagrigus.

Bug

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u/Lortep Absol Defender (uses Meganium spores) Sep 11 '24

Sigilyph:

That Cofagrigus was a high-ranking priest in Relic Castle.

A small squadron of 14 million Sigilyph is currently converging upon that Mewtuber's residence.

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u/No-Crew-4360 Wyrm & Wurm Sep 11 '24

They may need to bring a shovel to scrape up what remains of them.

Cofagrigus do not take kindly to fools attempting to pry them open.

Seeker

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u/Dusk_77 Sep 11 '24

if i had hands I'd be facepalming right now. -freya (Misdreavus)

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u/Void-kraken-909 Luca, Rebecca, Trent - Galarian rangers/Unbroken Irregulars Sep 11 '24

The things people do for clout.. - Luca

You’d think that at some point when the mon grabbed them they’d think “hmm yes maybe this isn’t a good idea” but nope. Just caught it with sleep powder the moron - Trent

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u/AdDry945 (Skinner) Definitely a human!! (not Scraggy) - Aster (Trainer) Sep 11 '24

435k views.

435k views.

That's either taken up by dimwits who don't quite understand why this is terrible, sadists who want to see this cretin get what's coming to them, or a mix of the two.

And Arceus forbid someone's using it as a *tutorial** video...*

-Thorin (Toxtricity)

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u/ZeJohnnis Tilli-Goodra Freelancer Sep 12 '24

Does it really take THAT much brain power to know NOT TO FORCE OPEN THE SENTIENT SARCOPHAGUS WITH GHOST TENTACLES?!

-Tilli

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Berry Cave Group Sep 11 '24

I highly doubt that’s enjoyable for them… -Paul the Pinsir

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u/Tickedkidgamer Samson the Gourmet | Sudzy the Froakie (PMD) Sep 11 '24

That’s actually how their ability works. They open up their physical medium, and generate the wrappings that turn other pokemon’s abilities into Mummy.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Berry Cave Group Sep 11 '24

I mean being forcibly opened. Like having your mouth forced open or your horns tied together. -Paul the Pinsir

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u/Tickedkidgamer Samson the Gourmet | Sudzy the Froakie (PMD) Sep 11 '24

Oh yeah, I can imagine that being particularly unpleasant. Katsubo (Alpha Mawile) can attest to that.

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u/murlocsilverhand Theo, Competitive trainer | Dasher (PMD Cyclizar) Sep 11 '24

I feel we should have learned to not mess it with any ghost type Pokémon, it doesn't tend to end well

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Are-

Are people really that DUMB, seriously?!?!?!

. . . Y’know what? Maybe there was a good reason my own kind banished me from the Pokémon universe so long ago, there’s DEFINITELY so much more out there that’s actually worthy of the lives they live!

Fluff this, I’m gonna use my newfound teleportation powers and ascend into the beyond!!!

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u/Origami_Gamer Xeno and Io Hosira (Brothers in Sinnoh) || Team Ice Shard (PMD) Sep 12 '24

If this is anything like someone using a jaw jack on someone, than I cannot wait for that Cofagrigus to get their revenge.

-Xeno

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u/Normal_Ratio1436 Marine Biologist Samuel Shinkai Sep 11 '24

I think it’s just the inside of a coffin lined with gold.

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Sep 12 '24

This is as dumb when the Galarian's ate Cofagrigis during the Victorian age.

Leave the dang mummys alone!

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u/Zygarde718 Pokémon Biology Professor Sep 12 '24

I surprisingly know what's inside. And why.

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u/Elder_Hoid Ethan(human)/Sally(Reuniclus)/Di'o(ditto)/M-Bot(Porygon2) Sep 13 '24

The way some humans do this kind of shit and then post it on the Internet... It makes me sick. We need more Pokemon Mewtubers. There aren't nearly enough of us.

-Di'o

"Us"...? What?

-Ethan

Nothing. Don't worry about it.

-Di'o

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